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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10050
    #1

    A blessed birthday, Redeemed Papist!

    Happy Birthday, brother!

    I can't tell you how much it gladdens my heart to know you are redeemed in Christ, and no longer find pictures like these even a little bit tempting.

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    • John Creeser
      Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
       
      • Aug 2009
      • 7248
      #2
      Re: A blessed birthday, Redeemed Papist!

      So happy you are not munching on wafers or ring kissing Brother!!! Blessed Birthday!!
      -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
      -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

      -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
      -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
      -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
      -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
      -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

      STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29457
          #3
          Re: A blessed birthday, Redeemed Papist!

          Happy Birthday, young man!

          While I know a fellow that managed to find his way out of the life of debauchery, moke, mirrors and alter boys that the catlick Church is famous for probably has everything, I thought a case of 12 YO scotch would be just the ticket. Keep an eye out for the delivery red headed boy on his bicycle. He'll be expecting a tip.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775
              #4
              Re: A blessed birthday, Redeemed Papist!

              A most Blessed Birthday, dear Brother in Christ!
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • Dr Laurence Niles
                  Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                   
                  • Jan 2012
                  • 9063
                  #5
                  Re: A blessed birthday, Redeemed Papist!

                  Dear, dear, RP. I'm so sorry to see you still on the Earthly plane

                  Daily I pray for every True Christian™ to meet their maker ASAP and you are always in the forefront of my prayers.

                  When I became a True Christian™ you were a guiding light for me to follow unto the path of righteousness and I have no doubt that Jesus will cut you down in the prime of your life and take you to His muscular embrace to hold you close to Him for all eternity.

                  I can't imagine how He will draw you to Him but have you checked you house wiring? Or put your seat belt on recently? Or looked before crossing the side walk?

                  Well don't. Why make it hard for loving Jesus to get closer to you?

                  That cement mixer on the road works across the way? The stream roller convention you are trying to decide whether to go to? Or that abattoir guided tour with the special rotational blade expo?

                  All opportunities to get closer to Christ!

                  There is no need to stymie the desires of Jesus if you think creatively; the works of the man filled with the spirit of God are always of the highest quality.

                  Exodus 35:31-32 and he hath filled him with the spirit of God, in wisdom, in understanding, and in knowledge, and in all manner of workmanship; and to devise curious works, to work in gold, and in silver, and in brass,

                  Bless, RP. Bless you.

                  YIC
                  1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                  Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                  Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                    • Basilissa
                      South of the Border outreach program
                      True Christian™
                       
                      • Mar 2013
                      • 12997
                      #6
                      Re: A blessed birthday, Redeemed Papist!

                      Dearest Brother,

                      May you have a most blessed Birthday! I hope you're enjoying the birthday cake I baked for you:

                      God created fossils to test our faith.

                      * * *

                      My favorite LBC sermons:
                      True Christians are Perfect!
                      True Christian™ Love.
                      Salvation™ made Easy!
                      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                       Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                      God HATES Rational Thinking!
                      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                        • Ex-soccer player
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2012
                          • 285
                          #7
                          Re: A blessed birthday, Redeemed Papist!

                          RP, you shook off the shackles of the roman cult. lives, so why not worship Him instead of stones and relics? I love you (in the way Jesus commanded us in John 13:34)
                          Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division - Luke 12:51

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                            • Daisy Mae Johnson
                              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15708
                              #8
                              Re: A blessed birthday, Redeemed Papist!




                              BLESSINGS ON
                              YOUR
                              SPECIAL DAY!

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                                • Pastor Ed Lowman
                                  Southern Hospitality Exemplified
                                  Always kind and loving
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2011
                                  • 1838
                                  #9
                                  Re: A blessed birthday, Redeemed Papist!

                                  Happy birthday, Brother!

                                  Neither heaven, nor earth would be the same without you.

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