I Am Promoted!

[I Man Rastafari]

Greetings white people! Today I bring news of considerable importance. I find that I have been promoted from my previous position as a campaign worker in the Hillary Clinton campaign to a more lofty position on the strategy committee which is charged with developing intellectual arguments for the election of Hillary. I have been named to the bumper sticker and slogan subcommittee. This is a very prestigious post in the Democratic Party of America. In this committee we develop the entire public platform for the party and Hillary. It is very important that all of our positions can fit on a bumper sticker for cars or can easily be chanted and yelled at the old white people of the Republican Party. This bodes well for my career and I now expect to obtain an even better opportunity for advancement at the State Department of America once Hillary is elected President.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: I Am Promoted!

Congratulations, Trevor! I'm sure everyone else is as delighted as I am to hear your news.

... charged with developing intellectual arguments for the election of Hillary.

You're certainly going to have your work cut out there. Good luck with that and let us know if you want any of your slogans translated into Proper American.

Can you actually vote, by the way? I think you said you had moved to Washington DC - I don't think you can vote there unless you're a True American(tm) Citizen, can you?

All the very best, dear,
Joanna

[Basilissa]

Re: I Am Promoted!

I have been promoted from my previous position as a campaign worker in the Hillary Clinton campaign to a more lofty position on the strategy committee which is charged with developing intellectual arguments for the election of Hillary. I have been named to the bumper sticker and slogan subcommittee. This is a very prestigious post in the Democratic Party of America. In this committee we develop the entire public platform for the party and Hillary. It is very important that all of our positions can fit on a bumper sticker for cars or can easily be chanted and yelled at the old white people of the Republican Party.

I think you've been overdoing all of your thinking about bumper stickers, dear. I'm pretty sure I've seen your car on the streets recently:

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: I Am Promoted!

Sadly I have not been able to afford my own transportation due to the paltry stipend I was allowed at the University of Wisconsin. Since working for the campaign of Hillary Clinton I have not been paid more due to the fact that she is very poor herself and she uses all of the donations she receives to further her fight against Donald Trump and the other old white men. I expect to be remunerated handsomely after the election when I become a State Department official and I will finally achieve my goal of obtaining a Range Rover.

I do believe that I have seen that car though. I think it is one driven to a meeting of intellectuals that I attended which was in the State of Nevada even though the license plate on that car is from California which I have never been to but I have heard is very advanced. I'm not sure that the meeting was the one in Nevada because we have a lot of meetings. Many of the bumper stickers on that car were designed by my committee though that was long before my time. Some of the older staffers who are nearly thirty years of age might remember them.

Also I would like to point out to Sistren Joanna Lytton-Vasey that even though I am a new immigrant to America and a Black man I am allowed to vote just like the white people. I have successfully and legally voted twice for Bernie Sanders and I will do at least the same for Hillary Clinton.

Jah Guide
Trevor

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: I Am Promoted!

I have been named to the bumper sticker and slogan subcommittee.

Landover requires 2.5 million assorted bumper stickers, flyers, posters, emails, etc. Please deliver them to

The Furnace (Heating and Ventilation Section)
Landover Baptist Church
Freehold
Iowa

And don't just dump them in a heap in the drive like the Bernie Sanders' Campaign did.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: I Am Promoted!

Greetings white people! Today I bring news of considerable importance. I find that I have been promoted from my previous position as a campaign worker in the Hillary Clinton campaign to a more lofty position on the strategy committee which is charged with developing intellectual arguments for the election of Hillary. I have been named to the bumper sticker and slogan subcommittee. This is a very prestigious post in the Democratic Party of America. In this committee we develop the entire public platform for the party and Hillary. It is very important that all of our positions can fit on a bumper sticker for cars or can easily be chanted and yelled at the old white people of the Republican Party. This bodes well for my career and I now expect to obtain an even better opportunity for advancement at the State Department of America once Hillary is elected President.

Kindly permit me to advise you on your career plans there Trevor. I believe that you are misguided in seeking a position with the State Department under a Clinton administration.

Given your present position you should be seeking a position with the Clinton Foundation where you can get some on-the-job training in corruption, influence peddling, money laundering, the inner workings of tax havens for wealthy donors, and promoting the business interests of beltway insiders.

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: I Am Promoted!

Thank you for your sage wisdom and good advice Mr. Bryan but I feel that the public sector is best for me. I have long sought a career in politics and now I have found it through the efforts of Hillary Clinton and her wonderful husband who was the first Black president of America. Babylon is a wicked place full of white men who wish to exploit the Black and brown peoples of the world but it does have it's own particular advantages. In America you can spend your entire life on the public payroll while working for government and amass a personal fortune of over 100 million dollars but not be put in prison. What a country! I might become a citizen while I await the return to Africa.

[Basilissa]

Re: I Am Promoted!

I have successfully and legally voted twice for Bernie Sanders and I will do at least the same for Hillary Clinton.

I know you think so, dear, but you really should begin to learn to discern between reality and what you think you see when you're high. You're not a citizen so you aren't voting. Period. If you apply now and pay up then maybe you will be able to vote in the 2020 presidential election. Unlikely, though (the process usually takes longer).

That's assuming, of course, that there will be a 2020 election, because if The Donald () wins he'll probably suspend the presidential elections indefinitely, and if the evil Hillary wins, we'll all know that the election was rigged and we'll make a revolution to put The Donald () on the American throne which rightfully belongs to him.

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: I Am Promoted!

Sistren Basilissa your advice is always valued. In 2020 Kanye will stand for the presidency and I intend to be a part of his campaign. I will be working with the Kardashian sisters and numerous sporting personalities who are Black men as well as many other dignitaries. There may be a reality TV series about the campaign and I believe that I would be perfect for TV due to my dreads, my pearly white teeth and my rich island accent and picturesque manner of speech.

Also by then I will have graduated from Georgetown University where I intend to distinguish myself and I will have been a valued employee of the State Department for four years. My credentials will make me eligible for an important post in the Kanye administration. I could be an ambassador or a judge or things like that.

[Anne Sayne]

Re: I Am Promoted!

Sistren Basilissa your advice is always valued. In 2020 Kanye will stand for the presidency and I intend to be a part of his campaign. I will be working with the Kardashian sisters and numerous sporting personalities who are Black men as well as many other dignitaries. There may be a reality TV series about the campaign and I believe that I would be perfect for TV due to my dreads, my pearly white teeth and my rich island accent and picturesque manner of speech.

Also by then I will have graduated from Georgetown University where I intend to distinguish myself and I will have been a valued employee of the State Department for four years. My credentials will make me eligible for an important post in the Kanye administration. I could be an ambassador or a judge or things like that.

Rastafari, in 2020, Owbamma will no longer be president and blacks won't be in authority anymore. We will have a good, white president (Trump) It's good you value Basilissa's advice, for she is a True Christian™, but I have no clue what your are yip yip yapping about. Go do something with your life.

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: I Am Promoted!

I could be an ambassador or a judge or things like that.

When you are an ambassador, please ask for a few years in my country here in the Ungodly South American region. It is indeed colder than your home country, but you got used to the cold there in the Godly USA.
And we don't see many Nigros around here, only some africans selling cheap jewelry on the streets. I would love to know one that actually can read!

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: I Am Promoted!

Thank you for your kind invitation Mr. Unbridgeable. I intend to work especially in uniting the colored people of the world against our shared enemy the white man.