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    I have recently learnt a new word, or a new meaning of an old word. Apparently these Trolls are Russian political agents who spend hours online a day pretending to be extreme right-wing Trump supporters and posting outrageous and divisive comments on internet forums. Apparently they get paid to do this.

    I am outraged.

    I don't get paid.
    If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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    I didn't realize that word was Russian.
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    • #3
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      Interesting, although, to be honest, I have never met an "extreme right-wing Trump supporter" (Mr Trump would have nothing to do with them - remember how he distanced himself from the KKK) - Trump supporters all seem like you and me: plainly spoken and none of those Demoncrat weasel words; ordinary people who were sick of same-old, same-old.

      Anyway, don't Russians all speak funny and write with mixed up letters? Surely they would be obvious.
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      • #4
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        So, commies are all emo atheists?

        Trolls must multiply like rabbits because every time one is banned, there are two more to replace them.

        Fortunately,. we are blessed by their persecution. So doubling down makes my Christianity that much stronger.

        Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

        Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.

        Matthew 24:9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.

        Luke 21:17 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake.

        Romans 12:14 Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not.

        1 Corinthians 4:12 And labour, working with our own hands: being reviled, we bless; being persecuted, we suffer it:

        Luke 6:22
        Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
          I have recently learnt a new word, or a new meaning of an old word. Apparently these Trolls are Russian political agents who spend hours online a day pretending to be extreme right-wing Trump supporters and posting outrageous and divisive comments on internet forums. Apparently they get paid to do this.

          I am outraged.

          I don't get paid.
          Indeed Dr. Toole, there are Russian trolls - and like their American counterparts, it has spread with the phenomenon of the internet.

          Much like American trolls, Russian trolls are obese (see picture below) from sitting at their computers all day eating kishka, varenyky, blini's, salo, pelmeni, lard, fried potatoes, pickled beets and cabbage. Similarly, they are only semi-literate and have only minimal social skills (i.e. women aren't really interested in them).

          American trolls rose to prominence during the 8 years of Obama, and with the poor economy they continued to live in their parent's basement playing video games and trolling the internet on sites like 4chan. ObamaCare allowed their parents to continue to include them in their health insurance.

          You have to hand it to Putin though - seeing an opportunity and putting these slothful miscreants to work was a stroke of genius. It also means that they had some disposable income and could contribute to the Russian GDP (unlike the drain of their American counterparts).

          American trolls do have some opportunity at Salvation® as we often encounter them here on our Godly Forums (sent by the Holy Spirit). Russian trolls, on the other hand, only have the Russian Orthodox Church (eastern cathylicks) - which doesn't leave them with much hope.

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            Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
            I have recently learnt a new word, or a new meaning of an old word. Apparently these Trolls are Russian political agents who spend hours online a day pretending to be extreme right-wing Trump supporters and posting outrageous and divisive comments on internet forums. Apparently they get paid to do this.

            I am outraged.

            I don't get paid.
            Most of the forum members are trolls...

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            • #7
              Re: Trolls

              Originally posted by Servine View Post
              Most of the forum members are trolls...
              I agree with you. Christianity is under attack. Here on this forum, we are constantly under attack from trolls, atheist Satan's minions, like you.

              We were warned by Jesus that this would happen:

              2 Timothy 3:12 Yea, and all that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution.


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              • #8
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                Here is just another attempt at the fake news trying to tie in trolls to Russians. First off, there are no such things as Russian Trolls. Trolls are nothing more than scandinavian folklore thought up by the libtard Norwegians. Funny how CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, MSNBC, CNBC, and The Daily Show can't even get their facts straight when they try to spread fake news about the election.

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                • #9
                  Re: Trolls

                  Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
                  I have recently learnt a new word, or a new meaning of an old word. Apparently these Trolls are Russian political agents who spend hours online a day pretending to be extreme right-wing Trump supporters and posting outrageous and divisive comments on internet forums. Apparently they get paid to do this.

                  I am outraged.

                  I don't get paid.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Trolls

                    Originally posted by InLoveWithChrisChan View Post
                    [...]
                    So, how big was your pay check? Obviously excluding your welfare and other benefits.
                    Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                    Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Trolls

                      Originally posted by Roland View Post
                      So, how big was your pay check? Obviously excluding your welfare and other benefits.
                      Well let's see I raked in 1000 this go around and another 200 from twitch stream. Sorry I ain't on welfare I know its terrible an autistic girl making money. But still probably more than this whinging forum can dream of making.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Trolls

                        Originally posted by InLoveWithChrisChan View Post
                        Well let's see I raked in 1000 this go around and another 200 from twitch stream. Sorry I ain't on welfare I know its terrible an autistic girl making money. But still probably more than this whinging forum can dream of making.
                        Yes, unfounded claims prove everything.








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