Al Franken Democrat Sex Monster Goes

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Franken resigns from Senate amid new claims of sexual misconduct, backlash from Dems

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/12/07/franken-to-deliver-senate-floor-speech-amid-new-claims-sexual-misconduct-backlash-from-dems.html

Calling it “the worst day of his political life,” Minnesota Democratic Sen. Al Franken said Thursday he will resign from the U.S. Senate following a wave of sexual misconduct allegations against him that ranged from groping to forcibly trying to kiss women.

Franken, who said that some of the complaints against him were “simply not true” and that he remembers others “differently,” also took a parting shot at President Trump.

This is simply typical of the Demoncrats - they simply can never be wrong. There's always some "reason" - Perhaps Al Franken was denied the breast as a child? Perhaps he has unresolved gender issues? Perhaps his great-granddaddy was a nigra and he feels persecuted? Perhaps he is disabled - he need to feel something soft and squishy all the time?

Well, stuff you Mr Franken! I don't want your sweaty hands on my daughter's body.

Hey! But wait! You almost forgot! Demoncrats are bitter and spiteful too!

“There is some irony in the fact that I am leaving office while a man who has bragged on tape about his history of sexual assault sits in the Oval Office, and a man who has repeatedly preyed on young girls campaigns for the Senate with the full support of his party,” Franken said, referring to Trump and Roy Moore, the Republican candidate for Senate in Alabama.

How dare he! Simply, "HOW DARE HE!"

This man is talking about the POTUS! The most powerful man in the world, and he is talking about an elected judge! Presidents and Judges are above all this, and the nasty, childish name-calling has to stop, otherwise, the whole of politics will be demeaned!

In celebration of the removal of a wart on the face of society, a menace to men, women and children, an alpha sexual predator, and loathsome abomination, Landover is proud to present a specialty beer:

Drink and forget your worries and the fact that Demoncrats still walk the earth!

$240 for 48 bottles delivered anywhere within the USA except those bits where there are Eskimos and Pacific Islanders.

1 Corinthians 5:11 applies; purchasers must be able to supply convincing evidence for being of an age to buy and consume alcohol.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Al Franken Democrat Sex Monster Goes

Was Franken elected by voter fraud? Many seem to think so - and Franken was the 60th vote needed to breat the filibuster rule to pass ObamaCare.

The takeaway from all this - Jesus always wins in the end.

York: When 1,099 felons vote in race won by 312 ballots
by Byron York | Aug 6, 2012, 12:00 AM

. . . .

In the '08 campaign, Republican Sen. Norm Coleman was running for re-election against Democrat Al Franken. It was impossibly close; on the morning after the election, after 2.9 million people had voted, Coleman led Franken by 725 votes.

Franken and his Democratic allies dispatched an army of lawyers to challenge the results. After the first canvass, Coleman's lead was down to 206 votes. That was followed by months of wrangling and litigation. In the end, Franken was declared the winner by 312 votes. He was sworn into office in July 2009, eight months after the election.

During the controversy a conservative group called Minnesota Majority began to look into claims of voter fraud. Comparing criminal records with voting rolls, the group identified 1,099 felons -- all ineligible to vote -- who had voted in the Franken-Coleman race.

Minnesota Majority took the information to prosecutors across the state, many of whom showed no interest in pursuing it. But Minnesota law requires authorities to investigate such leads. And so far, Fund and von Spakovsky report, 177 people have been convicted -- not just accused, but convicted -- of voting fraudulently in the Senate race. Another 66 are awaiting trial. "The numbers aren't greater," the authors say, "because the standard for convicting someone of voter fraud in Minnesota is that they must have been both ineligible, and 'knowingly' voted unlawfully." The accused can get off by claiming not to have known they did anything wrong.

Still, that's a total of 243 people either convicted of voter fraud or awaiting trial in an election that was decided by 312 votes. With 1,099 examples identified by Minnesota Majority, and with evidence suggesting that felons, when they do vote, strongly favor Democrats, it doesn't require a leap to suggest there might one day be proof that Al Franken was elected on the strength of voter fraud.

. . . .

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/york-when-1099-felons-vote-in-race-won-by-312-ballots/article/2504163

[James Hutchins]

Re: Al Franken Democrat Sex Monster Goes

Being a lifelong US Citizen and a True Believer™in the American Republic®, I am horribly upset that a person would simply of walked up to a woman on a plane and grabbed her bosoms.
Big Joke.
Well Mr. Franken, look who is laughing now.

Enjoy Hell, sinner!

[handmaiden]

Re: Al Franken Democrat Sex Monster Goes

Let's not forget how mean Franken was to Jeff Sessions. He practically water-boarded the dear man right there for all to see!

Many are suggesting that Franken is the reason why Attorney General Sessions recused himself from the Russia investigations, which meant that Sessions was not directly able to look out for our dear leader, Trump. Trump, as you recall, was mortified that his supporter, Sessions, was effectively prevented from doing the job that the President assigned him.


Without the Attorney General of the United States guaranteeing that justice would be on the side of the Commander in Chief, the portal to hell opened for Mueller.


Franken--Mueller--all hell breaks loose--God intervenes--Franken is humbled before the Lord.


I'm just waiting for the Lord to seriously smite Mueller. If there are going to be political witch hunts, they need to take down dangerous men like Franken and Mueller, otherwise they will continue to smear Trump's good name and stop him from doing the Lord's Good Work.

[Nobar King]

Re: Al Franken Democrat Sex Monster Goes

now now that Senator Al Franken is retiring, it's time for Jeff sessions to un-recuse himself!

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Al Franken Democrat Sex Monster Goes

I think now that Franken is gone I think we can finally burry the theory of climate change. And evolution.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Al Franken Democrat Sex Monster Goes

I have a very large family and children and cousins between one and 60 years old, so I am privy to a wide range of opinions. All think this Franken person is a complete pervert.
A week back, I was at the Bellagio with a few Senior Pastors, their house boys and other personal assistants. My two nieces, Mandi and Brandi tagged along (such sweet young girls, twins and utter identical in nearly every way). They were completely horrified at this Franken guy grabbing a woman as he was doing in that picture. Women often dream nightmares and what if the lady had been thinking about some buck working her field, only to wake to the sensation of having her bosoms groped through her fatigues and flak jacket.
Mandi and Brandi took a self defense class, they learned 99 ways to rip the scrotum from a man. They've shown me a few moves (using a safety word of course) and they are delightful excruciating. The girls are delightful.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Al Franken Democrat Sex Monster Goes

I have a very large family and children and cousins between one and 60 years old, so I am privy to a wide range of opinions. All think this Franken person is a complete pervert.
A week back, I was at the Bellagio with a few Senior Pastors, their house boys and other personal assistants. My two nieces, Mandi and Brandi tagged along (such sweet young girls, twins and utter identical in nearly every way). They were completely horrified at this Franken guy grabbing a woman as he was doing in that picture. Women often dream nightmares and what if the lady had been thinking about some buck working her field, only to wake to the sensation of having her bosoms groped through her fatigues and flak jacket.
Mandi and Brandi took a self defense class, they learned 99 ways to rip the scrotum from a man. They've shown me a few moves (using a safety word of course) and they are delightful excruciating. The girls are delightful.

There are a couple of devout Christian boys (I think they are 9 and 10) with whom I often roughhouse behind the church from time to time. Our favorite place, however, is in the church gymnasium after Bible Trivia practice. I am sure the feelings you have with your nieces resemble those I have with these dear boys. Sometimes when we are showering after trivia, they sneak up behind me and tickle me until I am a laughing, screaming mess of a man. Don't think that I fail to get them back, however! Mirth and merriment ensues until we are just simply spent.


Children are such blessings and not just for womenfolk, right, Brother Jim?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Al Franken Democrat Sex Monster Goes

I'm still having trouble with the idea that Al Franken is attracted to women. That doesn't quite add up.

[handmaiden]

Re: Al Franken Democrat Sex Monster Goes

I'm still having trouble with the idea that Al Franken is attracted to women. That doesn't quite add up.

Well, clearly women aren't attracted to Al Franken. One woman described how he came toward her at a charity function, (in public, no less) and opened his mouth in a sloppy manner and tried to kiss her.


No wonder she cried sexual assault! If someone like John Hamm (or our fine-looking Pastor Zeke) had tried to kiss her in public like that, it would have been a welcome attention, instead of an apparent felony.


I hear tell that another woman was posing for a photo with him and he put his hand on her w-a-i-s-t! The depravity of liberals knows no bounds. She stressed that he squeezed the flesh of her waist therein twice! That's two whole times! Look how much trouble Moses got into when he struck that rock twice.


Numbers 20:11


And Moses lifted up his hand, and with his rod he smote the rocktwice: and the water came out abundantly, and the congregation drank, and their beasts also.


After that stunt, God told Moses that he wouldn't get to lead the parade of his people into Caanan. Just like, 40 years of public service went down the drain. Moses got to write his memoirs, including the part of his life where he dies, because God needed all that stuff in the Bible. But nobody flocked to him for autographs.


And here's Franken-- enjoying the promised land of serving in the government of God's Favorite Country, America. Looking towards a notable career as the Senator who cornered Jeff Sessions with a bunch of stupid questions and then expected the man to remember all sorts of details and tell the truth about them. If Satan convinces Congress to oust Trump, it will be on Al Franken's head.


Obviously, the man had to go. God can overlook a hand down the pants of a 14 year old child when it's done by a Trump-supporting, God-fearing Republican. But a Democrat who poses for a picture with his hands not-quite-touching a woman's heavy metal flack jacket is a threat to decency, virtuous womanhood and the continued success of the Trump reign Administration.


The guy is lucky that he wasn't exiled to Canada.