GOIDA!!

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

I happened to be watching Russian State television the other night and found one or two sensible voices in amongst the far-left mainstream over there. This average man on the street who they randomly asked spontaneously came up with the idea of a Christian Holy War! Goida! Yes... we'll need plenty of cheese.

https://twitter.com/KonstantinKisin/status/1576126809993011205

That's a fascinating idea. A global spasm as Jesus finally returns to spread His meaty thighs and lift us out of His earthly squalor and into His heavenly arms.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I'm not sure who you think the "Far Left" are, but that guy is "Far Right" - Stand for the flag/Kneel for the cross. Images of Hitler and the Sudetenland come to mind: same situation - same rhetoric.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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I'm not sure who you think the "Far Left" are, but that guy is "Far Right" - Stand for the flag/Kneel for the cross. Images of Hitler and the Sudetenland come to mind: same situation - same rhetoric.

Why yes Brother Bathfire, I meant this is one of the sensible ones.

[WWJDnow]

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I've been living in New York City for so long that I thought this was a thread about goiters. Goiters are a punishment from God for sin, usually sin of the oral sodomy variety. Thankfully, Landover Baptist Church members don't engage in oral sex, or any other sin for that matter, so we're immune.

Anyway, back to the matter at hand, all Christians should support the Godly Vladimir Putin in his war of self-defense for Christianity against the Nazis and Jews who together control Ukraine. And lest anyone think we're antisemitic, we support Jews who are defending their homeland, Israel, which is where God wants Jews to be, in their fight against Palestinian teenagers.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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And lest anyone think we're antisemitic, we support Jews who are defending their homeland, Israel, which is where God wants Jews to be, in their fight against Palestinian teenagers.

Those Palestinians are interlopers, trying to move into land God marked off for the Jews. It's simply greed and selfishness for the Palestinians to set foot on that land, let alone claim it as their own.

[Basilissa]

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war of self-defense for Christianity against the Nazis and Jews who together control Ukraine.

Amen!

And lest anyone think we're antisemitic, we support Jews who are defending their homeland, Israel, which is where God wants Jews to be, in their fight against Palestinian teenagers.

Please forgive me my ignorance, I am just a lowly female, but - aren't we anti-Semitic when we support the Jews in their fight against Palestinian teenagers?... Last time I checked, Palestinian spoke Arabic, which is a Semitic language.

[handmaiden]

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Amen!Please forgive me my ignorance, I am just a lowly female, but - aren't we anti-Semitic when we support the Jews in their fight against Palestinian teenagers?... Last time I checked, Palestinian spoke Arabic, which is a Semitic language.

That may be technically correct, Sister. But you know the Jews. They have to claim all the oppression for themselves.

Honestly, if they had just recognized Jesus for who He was (and is), they would be Christians now and the whole fuss would be over with.

[WWJDnow]

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Amen!Please forgive me my ignorance, I am just a lowly female, but - aren't we anti-Semitic when we support the Jews in their fight against Palestinian teenagers?... Last time I checked, Palestinian spoke Arabic, which is a Semitic language.

The Palestinians today speak Arabic, but they are the descendants of the Biblical Philistines with some admixture with various Arab tribes. As such, they lost their war with Israel some three thousand years ago, when God gave Israel to the Jews. The Palestinians should all absent themselves from the Holy Land immediately and return to Egypt, where their Philistine ancestors came from.

Since Egypt was the son of Ham, and not of Shem, Palestinians are not in fact Semites like the Jews, but rather are Hamites, as set forth in the Table of Nations in Genesis 10.

Egypt was the father of the Ludites, Anamites, Lehabites, Naphtuhites, Pathrusites, Kasluhites (from whom the Philistines came) and Caphtorites. Genesis 10:13-14

Sister Basilissa, you are forgiven for your lack of knowledge on this subject. I know that you have had no training in identifying the origins of ancient peoples, and it is always proper for a woman to ask a man to explain Biblical matters to her. Excellent question!

[James Hutchins]

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I have no interest in any cheese not endorsed by Jesus. Individually wrapped Kraft Singles is the only True Cheese(tm).