The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, has just sent a punishing earthquake to the atheists in China.
Of course, them commies are asking for all kinds of money, just like those welfare bums in Haiti who received a powerful message from Jesus back in January. You just know they pocketed all those donations to buy pimp Cadillacs with custom wheels and shag carpeting.

Haitian pimpmobile - donated by United Nations
Seems like every time our just and merciful Lord decides to throw a few thousand of them overpopulating third worlders into the fiery pit of Hell, the liberals come out in mass and demand that we donate our hard-earned money so they can buy steak dinners.
Well, scr*w them! Like Rush Limbaugh said, we already donated - it's called "income taxes." Especially now that illegal aliens get free Obamacare, them Chinks and Negroes (aren't they the same thing?), they don't need no welfare checks from me. If they'd just get a job instead of spending their whole day fornicating and overpopulating, they wouldn't have to beg for food packages - they could just go to Taco Bell and fill up for less than $5.

"Get a job!"
All these earthquakes are just a sign from The Lord that Armageddon and Rapture are just around the corner. I can hardly wait!
China Earthquake Qinghai Relief: How You Can Help
China's Qinghai province -- an area bordering Tibet -- was hit by a 7.1 earthquake early Wednesday morning. Three-hundred deaths have been blamed on the quake, with considerable damage and injuries also reported in the area. Ninety percent of the buildings in Golmud have been destroyed.
China's Qinghai province -- an area bordering Tibet -- was hit by a 7.1 earthquake early Wednesday morning. Three-hundred deaths have been blamed on the quake, with considerable damage and injuries also reported in the area. Ninety percent of the buildings in Golmud have been destroyed.

Haitian pimpmobile - donated by United Nations
Seems like every time our just and merciful Lord decides to throw a few thousand of them overpopulating third worlders into the fiery pit of Hell, the liberals come out in mass and demand that we donate our hard-earned money so they can buy steak dinners.
Well, scr*w them! Like Rush Limbaugh said, we already donated - it's called "income taxes." Especially now that illegal aliens get free Obamacare, them Chinks and Negroes (aren't they the same thing?), they don't need no welfare checks from me. If they'd just get a job instead of spending their whole day fornicating and overpopulating, they wouldn't have to beg for food packages - they could just go to Taco Bell and fill up for less than $5.

"Get a job!"
All these earthquakes are just a sign from The Lord that Armageddon and Rapture are just around the corner. I can hardly wait!
You might be too stupid to get saved.
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