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  • Buford T Scoggins
    Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2007
    • 911

    #1

    God punishes China with earthquake

    The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, has just sent a punishing earthquake to the atheists in China.

    China Earthquake Qinghai Relief: How You Can Help

    China's Qinghai province -- an area bordering Tibet -- was hit by a 7.1 earthquake early Wednesday morning. Three-hundred deaths have been blamed on the quake, with considerable damage and injuries also reported in the area. Ninety percent of the buildings in Golmud have been destroyed.
    Of course, them commies are asking for all kinds of money, just like those welfare bums in Haiti who received a powerful message from Jesus back in January. You just know they pocketed all those donations to buy pimp Cadillacs with custom wheels and shag carpeting.


    Haitian pimpmobile - donated by United Nations

    Seems like every time our just and merciful Lord decides to throw a few thousand of them overpopulating third worlders into the fiery pit of Hell, the liberals come out in mass and demand that we donate our hard-earned money so they can buy steak dinners.

    Well, scr*w them! Like Rush Limbaugh said, we already donated - it's called "income taxes." Especially now that illegal aliens get free Obamacare, them Chinks and Negroes (aren't they the same thing?), they don't need no welfare checks from me. If they'd just get a job instead of spending their whole day fornicating and overpopulating, they wouldn't have to beg for food packages - they could just go to Taco Bell and fill up for less than $5.


    "Get a job!"

    All these earthquakes are just a sign from The Lord that Armageddon and Rapture are just around the corner. I can hardly wait!
    yours in Christ,
    Brother Buford

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  • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
    Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
     
    • Jun 2007
    • 6572

    #2
    Re: God punishes China

    I'll retitle this "God punishes China with earthquake" if you don't mind.
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    • Songemot
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      • Apr 2010
      • 17

      #3
      Re: God punishes China with earthquake

      I wonder if the Chinese will ever understand the obvious connection between Sin and punishment...

      Anyway, I'm interested in finding out what else God has in store for them. I'll be keeping an eye out for Fox News alerts...
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      • Buford T Scoggins
        Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2007
        • 911

        #4
        Re: God punishes China with earthquake

        More good news...the death toll has risen to over 600, and will no doubt climb as more bodies are discovered. Plus there are thousands injured.

        Truly, God is punishing China for their sneak attack on Pearl Harbor back in 1965, when Jimmy Carter was president. If we'd have had a Republican in the White House back then, China would be nothing but a crater glowing in the dark.

        And the news gets better...a big volcano is erupting in Iceland. It's sending clouds of ash, which is causing havoc with Euroweenie air travel.

        Iceland Volcano Ash Shuts Down Europe Air Travel
        LONDON — An enormous ash cloud from a remote Icelandic volcano caused the biggest flight disruption since the 2001 terrorist attacks as it drifted over northern Europe and stranded travelers on six continents. Officials said it could take days for the skies to become safe again in one of aviation's most congested areas.

        The cloud, floating miles (kilometers) above Earth and capable of knocking out jet engines, wrecked travel plans for tens of thousands of people Thursday, from tourists and business travelers to politicians and royals.
        I can see where this is going. Just minutes after we True Christians get raptured, the Yellowstone Super-volcano is gonna blow its top, wiping out all the sinners on Earth. The Chink earthquake and Iceland volcano are just practice runs for The Lord. I can hardly wait for the big one that's gonna wipe out all the foreigners and liberals - I'm stocking up on popcorn, because I usually get the munchies when watching a show I enjoy!
        yours in Christ,
        Brother Buford

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        • mr religion?
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          • Apr 2010
          • 33

          #5
          Re: God punishes China with earthquake

          This is clearly set up by a faggot american super christian earthquakes are caused by the movement of the tectonic plates by the earth for reasons I don't know, not because god hates them also to further my point commies seriously communism works it is just the corrupt leaders who think they are superior because they are in power.


          Communism works god is fake live with it
          The movie ran through me, The glamour subdued me, The tabloid untied me,
          I'm empty please fill me, Mister anchor assure me, That Baghdad is burning,
          Your voice it is so soothing, That cunning mantra of killing,I need you my witness,
          To dress this up so bloodless, To numb me and purge me now, Of thoughts of blaming you,

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          • mr religion?
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            • Apr 2010
            • 33

            #6
            Re: God punishes China with earthquake

            Originally posted by Buford T Scoggins View Post
            More good news...the death toll has risen to over 600, and will no doubt climb as more bodies are discovered. Plus there are thousands injured.

            Truly, God is punishing China for their sneak attack on Pearl Harbor back in 1965, when Jimmy Carter was president. If we'd have had a Republican in the White House back then, China would be nothing but a crater glowing in the dark.

            And the news gets better...a big volcano is erupting in Iceland. It's sending clouds of ash, which is causing havoc with Euroweenie air travel.



            I can see where this is going. Just minutes after we True Christians get raptured, the Yellowstone Super-volcano is gonna blow its top, wiping out all the sinners on Earth. The Chink earthquake and Iceland volcano are just practice runs for The Lord. I can hardly wait for the big one that's gonna wipe out all the foreigners and liberals - I'm stocking up on popcorn, because I usually get the munchies when watching a show I enjoy!

            I was just looking at this thread someone obviously doesn't know his facts

            China never attacked pearl harbor in 1965 fagot and as for the Iceland volcano F.U.C.K YOU, and your not true christians, although I am not a christian I know that true christians would not take joy in watching others pain, suffering.
            And when Yellowstone super volcano erupts that is going to be the happiest day of my life even if it didn't erupt in my lifetime I can't wait for it because it is going to literally destroy your whole country. So what if it kills everyone there it will get rid of people like you who are biased, racist (I am myself i will admit that), and people who call themselves something they are not.

            By the way god doesn't decide when volcano's are going to erupt you idiot
            The movie ran through me, The glamour subdued me, The tabloid untied me,
            I'm empty please fill me, Mister anchor assure me, That Baghdad is burning,
            Your voice it is so soothing, That cunning mantra of killing,I need you my witness,
            To dress this up so bloodless, To numb me and purge me now, Of thoughts of blaming you,

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            • James Dewitt
              #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
              • Jan 2010
              • 6267

              #7
              Re: God punishes China with earthquake

              Originally posted by mr religion? View Post
              This is clearly set up by a faggot american super christian earthquakes are caused by the movement of the tectonic plates by the earth for reasons I don't know, not because god hates them also to further my point commies seriously communism works it is just the corrupt leaders who think they are superior because they are in power.


              Communism works god is genuine live with it
              Dummy God sent China an earthquake because it is full on non christians.

              Deuteronomy 13:6-10
              If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;
              Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth;
              Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:
              But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.
              And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.

              When God sent the earthquake to China He was stoning them on a large scale operation.
              If you think being a pinko commie is good MOVE to China. God needs more targets, them little slants move pretty fast,, and a slow person like yourself might give the Lord a chance to hone His aim.

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              • Liam Calb
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                • Apr 2010
                • 15

                #8
                Re: God punishes China with earthquake

                I've already told you: God loves China!

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                • James Dewitt
                  #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 6267

                  #9
                  Re: God punishes China with earthquake

                  Originally posted by Liam Calb View Post
                  I've already told you: God loves China!
                  Why would God love a country full of slants that do not believe in HIM? Don't you have some pies to steal, or white women to rape?

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
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                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405

                    #10
                    Re: God punishes China with earthquake

                    Originally posted by mr religion? View Post
                    This is clearly set up by a faggot american super christian earthquakes are caused by the movement of the tectonic plates by the earth for reasons I don't know, not because god hates them also to further my point commies seriously communism works it is just the corrupt leaders who think they are superior because they are in power.


                    Communism works god is genuine live with it
                    Assurdly a 911 Conspiracists like you must have heard of HAARP?



                    JESUS killed those sinners with those earthquakes using the HAARP transmitters.

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22878

                      #11
                      Re: God punishes China with earthquake

                      Originally posted by mr religion? View Post
                      [...] F.U.C.K YOU, and your not true christians, although I am not a christian [...]
                      And when Yellowstone super volcano erupts that is going to be the happiest day of my life even if it didn't erupt in my lifetime I can't wait for it because it is going to literally destroy your whole country. So what if it kills everyone there [...]
                      And here we see the Satanic Hatred of atheists. Mindless killers without any sense of morality!

                      Let this poster serve as a warning to others who deny God!

                      By the way god doesn't decide when volcano's are going to erupt you idiot
                      Yes He does, idiot.
                      De:32:22: For a fire is kindled in mine anger, and shall burn unto the lowest hell, and shall consume the earth with her increase, and set on fire the foundations of the mountains.

                      He does a mean earthquake too!

                      Psalms:18:7: Then the earth shook and trembled; the foundations also of the hills moved and were shaken, because he was wroth.
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                      • Liam Calb
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                        • Apr 2010
                        • 15

                        #12
                        Re: God punishes China with earthquake

                        Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                        Why would God love a country full of slants that do not believe in HIM? Don't you have some pies to steal, or white women to rape?
                        If by 'HIM', you talk of SAFFREY, then you are harshly misguided. SAFFREY is a great being or immense aptitude in the tasks which he endeavours to complete.

                        13:1-2 "For days, SAFFREY was hidden from the rest of the world. In solitude he sat, considering this latest chapter in the history of the Earth."

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                        • Cranky Old Man
                          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                          You kids get off his lawn!
                           
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 22368

                          #13
                          Re: God punishes China with earthquake

                          Originally posted by Liam Calb View Post
                          If by 'HIM', you talk of SAFFREY, then you are harshly misguided. SAFFREY is a great being or immense aptitude in the tasks which he endeavours to complete. 13:1-2 "For days, SAFFREY was hidden from the rest of the world. In solitude he sat, considering this latest chapter in the history of the Earth."
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                          • stuart the dim
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                            • Feb 2010
                            • 6

                            #14
                            Re: God punishes China with earthquake

                            you should again take more note of the differance between science and religion.did the lord really punish the chinese?
                            then why did this only happen in china........?
                            there is a magnitude of differance between china and iceland.....china was an earthquake.......iceland is a volcanic eruption,should we believe every natural occurance is an act of god?
                            then if 2 men stand outside during a lightning storm holding an iron rod only the gentile or unholyman will be struck by lightning?
                            perhaps you should put it to the test..............or are you a doubting thomas?

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                            • Ezekiel Bathfire
                              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                              Christ's Rottweiler
                               
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 22878

                              #15
                              Re: God punishes China with earthquake

                              Yes, The Lord did punish the Chinks. You strike where there is most of your enemy.
                              Yes, every 'natural' disaster is an Act of God - even the Supreme Court knows that!
                              Benjamin Franklin did that and we all know what happened to him - he's dead.

                              Stuart, you are kicking against the pricks - isn't it time to put this anger behind you and accept Jesus?

                              Ac:26:14: And when we were all fallen to the earth, I heard a voice speaking unto me, and saying in the Hebrew tongue, Saul, Saul, why persecutest thou me? it is hard for thee to kick against the pricks.
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                              Author of such illuminating essays as,
                              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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