Have Obamacare Thugs Killed Anyone in Your Family Yet?

[H. Montague Worthington]

As Obama's Death Toll and swath of destruction mounts, I'm curious--- has this maniacal Kenyan Muslim Socialist thug put down any of your relatives yet?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Have Obamacare Thugs Killed Anyone in Your Family Yet?

I received word three days ago that my cousin, ‘Big’ Nathan, (you’ll remember him, the one who weighed in at 380 pounds) died three days after a pie-eating competition in Texas. Having consumed 103 pies, he retired to a local bar and stayed there readjusting his liquid balance for 48 hours. He was absolutely fine at this stage, and we know this as he came 4th in a mile race that he had taken on with another customer. (He was remarkably athletic despite smoking 2 packs a day.)

One hour later Obama’s henchmen declared him dead. He had been healthcare rationed to death! Please note, ‘Big’ Nathan did NOT die when GW Bush was running the USA!

[Bobby-Joe]

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My parents have stopped talking to me claiming "Who ever you are, you're a good drunk fool and I want my son Bobby-Joe back." I noticed the metallic click of their voices and the lack of Western Pennsylvanian accent. After some research it is clear FEMA has kidnapped my parents and are using the same voice impersonation software they used on the UAL Flight 91 to trick them. I strongly recommend to anyone suspecting that FEMA has kidnapped their parents to use an analog phone when calling suspected family members because the voice impersonation breaks down when run threw an analog speaker.

[Dirk]

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My cousin Billy Joe didn't get the right help he needed if it wasn't government controlled! Needless to say, he's in a critical condition as we speak. I am not sure how long he will survive

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Have Obamacare Thugs Killed Anyone in Your Family Yet?

While none of this has affected me personally yet, I expect the thugs to show up at any moment. Now, as with most True Christian True Stories, my mailman's cousin knew someone at his local gym whose mother was told by a deathpanel that they wouldn't fund her Vicodin even though she was sure that she needed it despite some "doctor" who found nothing wrong with her. So in a way you could say that Obama sentenced this woman to a fate worse than death: TORTURE by way of endless pain. And isn't that the more scary situation: not even being allowed to die in God's special time???

[Seth Campbell]

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Well not specifically Obamacare, but socialized medicine killed both my parents.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I am not sure how long he will survive

Why does it matter? Either he goes to Heaven which will be much better than life here or he will go to Hell because he deserves it.

[Brad Crassley]

Re: Have Obamacare Thugs Killed Anyone in Your Family Yet?

My parents have stopped talking to me claiming "Who ever you are, you're a good drunk fool and I want my son Bobby-Joe back." I noticed the metallic click of their voices and the lack of Western Pennsylvanian accent. After some research it is clear FEMA has kidnapped my parents and are using the same voice impersonation software they used on the UAL Flight 91 to trick them. I strongly recommend to anyone suspecting that FEMA has kidnapped their parents to use an analog phone when calling suspected family members because the voice impersonation breaks down when run threw an analog speaker.

I will have to keep that in mind. I suspect that a few of my child patients of mine (I'm a Psychiatrist) have escaped from the clutches of their parents and run off to FEMA.