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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #1

    Joan Huffington: TRUE Christian for Kansas Governor



    Even in a blue state like Kansas they are people who get what makes America GREAT(r) and Joan Heffington is one of them. She is running against the RINOs in the Kansas GOP looking to reclaim America for the Founding Fathers and Jesus.

    Let is sample the highlights of her platform:
    • Require that a Biblical and Constitutional reason exist for the passage of any new laws
    • Stop fraud and corruption by overhauling our legal system, electing all judges and creating citizen review boards
    • Repeal the War Powers Act so that Congress and the people must vote on decisions to go to war

    Clearly she is going to take am at the secularization of American law (which is against the Constitution), activist judges who refuse to rule with the opinion of the majority of the districts they represent on the bench and stop the out of control post 1-20-09 power grab by Imperial presidency using the excuse of a so called "war on terror".

    She is also the founder of the Association for Honest Lawyers.

    I think Mrs Heffington has earned the Landover endorsement.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22885

    #2
    Re: Joan Huffington: TRUE Christian for Kansas Governor

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    http://www.joanheffington.com/

    [...]Let is sample the highlights of her platform:

    • Require that a Biblical and Constitutional reason exist for the passage of any new laws

    • [...]Repeal the War Powers Act so that Congress and the people must vote on decisions to go to war

    [...]
    Does that mean (a) as The Lord is a Man of War - we always go to war? And
    (b)can we have a vote to go to war with anyone? Something like, "Proposition 334, Nuke Mexico?" (I've never liked the Mexicans.)
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    • Billy Bob Jenkins
      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
      Hates anal sex. And trees.
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 8337

      #3
      Re: Joan Huffington: TRUE Christian for Kansas Governor

      Maybe we can drive disobedient children to Kansas and stone them!
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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405

        #4
        Re: Joan Huffington: TRUE Christian for Kansas Governor

        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
        Does that mean (a) as The Lord is a Man of War - we always go to war? And
        (b)can we have a vote to go to war with anyone? Something like, "Proposition 334, Nuke Mexico?" (I've never liked the Mexicans.)
        I think that is the point Brother Bathfire. It's not the wars they chose that are the problem, it is the wars they wont wage. America needs desperately to attack Iran, Pakistan, North Korea, Cuba, Venezuela, Mexico, Canada and France to maintain world peace but the isolationists appeasers in the Obama regime constantly refuse to do that and fret about the Afghan war. The American people should have the right to vote for war when they want to and get the bussy bodies in Washington out of it.

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        • John Creeser
          Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
           
          • Aug 2009
          • 7248

          #5
          Re: Joan Huffington: TRUE Christian for Kansas Governor

          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
          • Require that a Biblical and Constitutional reason exist for the passage of any new laws

          I didn't have to read any further, I'm sold.
          -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
          -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

          -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
          -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
          -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
          -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
          -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

          STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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          • BelieverInGod
            Fourm Member
            Forum Member
            • Feb 2010
            • 9269

            #6
            Re: Joan Huffington: TRUE Christian for Kansas Governor

            She's not related to that liebral Huffington post, is she?
            Drama queen

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            • Dirk
              True Christian™
              • Apr 2010
              • 1425

              #7
              Re: Joan Huffington: TRUE Christian for Kansas Governor

              Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
              Maybe we can drive disobedient children to Kansas and stone them!
              I like the idea of stoning!

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              • Johny Joe Hold
                Mayor of Freehold
                 
                • Feb 2010
                • 12693

                #8
                Re: Joan Huffington: TRUE Christian for Kansas Governor

                Sometimes there appears to be real hope for this country.
                Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639

                  #9
                  Re: Joan Huffington: TRUE Christian for Kansas Governor

                  Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                  • Require that a Biblical and Constitutional reason exist for the passage of any new laws
                  I'd like to see that at all levels of government. All laws, from local zoning ordinances to the Patent Reform Act and laws regulating new technologies, should be supported in the Bible.
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                  • Bob4God
                    Moderator
                    Arms Dealer for CHRIST
                    Hands folded for Jesus
                     
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 5274

                    #10
                    Re: Joan Huffington: TRUE Christian for Kansas Governor

                    Oh Praise JESUS!

                    I'm writing letters to all my friends back home in Corn Null to make SURE they vote for Joan Heffington! Kansas needs good, honest True Christian conservatives to uphold the traditions and values that have made it one of THE greatest states in the country.

                    Also, I am including in my letters a petition not to change the spelling error on our hometown sign at the city limits. It reads Corn "Null" instead of Corn "Knoll," and some liberals have wanted to correct that for years.

                    Nobody actually knew the spelling was wrong until some time after they took prayer out of schools, but those of us who actually care about tradition and family values don't want it changed.

                    I'm sure future Governor Heffington would agree with me!
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                    • Bob4God
                      Moderator
                      Arms Dealer for CHRIST
                      Hands folded for Jesus
                       
                      • Apr 2008
                      • 5274

                      #11
                      Re: Joan Huffington: TRUE Christian for Kansas Governor

                      I just wanted to post this 4th of July poem that future Governor Heffington submitted to the Andover Voice newspaper:

                      Hot dogs, flags and apple pie,
                      family, friends and folk nearby
                      shooting off fireworks in the sky
                      but never really knowing why
                      my father had to die
                      in Viet Nam.

                      Mom tried hard to raise us right,
                      seemed like things were always tight,
                      it was awhile before I saw the light,
                      I just always wanted to fight
                      authority.

                      God finally told me not to cry,
                      my father’s mission was so that I
                      could seek the truth and not a lie
                      help the rich before they die
                      get to heaven.

                      Some day America will finally be
                      memories of what we used to see
                      more the “we” and not the “me”
                      so we don’t even need the tea
                      hooray – it’s finished!

                      Joan Farr Heffington
                      Candidate for Kansas Governor
                      7145 Blueberry Lane
                      Derby, Kansas 67037
                      Ph: 316.788.0901
                      Fx: 316.788.7990
                      www.JoanHeffington.com
                      "The answer to world peace is to eliminate arrogance."
                      Truly, I did not make it all the way through this poem the first time I started reading it. I began to tear up. My wife noticed and asked what's wrong. After I screamed at her to leave me alone and go to the kitchen, I attempted to re-read it and this time I finished.

                      This is what True Patriotism is about, and by the way, this is what great poetry should be like.
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                      - Proverbs 15:3

                      CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


                      CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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                      • Pastor Isaac Peters
                        Senior Pastor
                        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                        Always Biblically correct
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 10639

                        #12
                        Re: Joan Huffington: TRUE Christian for Kansas Governor

                        I see that Sarah Palin isn't the only new Shakespeare.
                        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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