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  • Re: Atheists Should Be Registered Like Sex Offenders!

    There's no way this is real. The dude's name is Jack O'fagan and his signature is pray the gay away? TOO PERFECT. Hobbies include picking off druids and witches with an air soft gun? Everything else was subtle. I don't understand the why yet, but I'm pretty convinced you are all just piffleing with people. There probably isn't really a why. Or at least not a good one.

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    • Re: Atheists Should Be Registered Like Sex Offenders!

      Originally posted by Bowser787 View Post
      I believe you. I'm an annoying troll.

      Here come your useless ramblings. I'll not convert to a religion, but especially not one the advocates oppression, murder, ignorance, and blind faith.
      You've got the wrong impression. Only True Christians know what love really is.

      And yes, this probably will be my last post.
      sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

      Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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      • Re: Atheists Should Be Registered Like Sex Offenders!

        Originally posted by Bowser787 View Post
        No no no... If that were true you most likely wouldn't even understand what I meant by trolling. This place is thoroughly confusing.
        Friend, it is you who are confused. Not us. We're quite secure in our mission.

        Originally posted by Bowser787 View Post
        Either way, if you're trolling I don't see the point or purpose, if you're not then a whole-hearted F you to you and anybody else of like mind.
        The "point" of Landover Baptist Church Forum is to praise God through praising and sharing and glorifying His Holy Word through the Holy Bible. We desire nothing more than to enjoy the fruits of faith:

        And if children, then heirs; heirs of God, and joint-heirs with Christ; if so be that we suffer with him, that we may be also glorified together.
        Romans 8:17


        The fruits are, of course, dominion over the world as God created:

        And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it:
        and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
        Genesis 1:28

        Thou madest him to have dominion over the works of thy hands; thou hast put all things under his feet
        Psalm 8:6

        The heaven, even the heavens, are the LORD's: but the earth hath he given to the children of men.
        Psalm 115:16

        But one in a certain place testified, saying, What is man, that thou art mindful of him? or the son of man that thou visitest him?
        Thou madest him a little lower than the angels; thou crownedst him with glory and honour, and didst set him over the works of thy hands:
        Thou hast put all things in subjection under his feet. For in that he put all in subjection under him, he left nothing that is not put under him. But now we see not yet all things put under him.
        Hebrews 2:6-8




        It's for the good of all, friend, even you!

        That is, unless you want to spend all eternity in Hell.

        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Re: Atheists Should Be Registered Like Sex Offenders!

          Originally posted by Bowser787 View Post
          Oh FFS. If I'm being trolled I really don't see what the payoff is here, if you guys are serious then... well I just really hope the image being painted here is not the reality you people actually live in.
          Payoff?

          Tell me, friend, are you already more aware of what True Christians believe if they genuinely follow the Holy Bible? Then the work of Landover bears fruit. Would you rather give credence to people who make stuff up in their heads and then claim God told them it was true?
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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
          Sex and debauchery in public schools
          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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          • Re: Atheists Should Be Registered Like Sex Offenders!

            Originally posted by Bowser787 View Post
            There's no way this is real. The dude's name is Jack O'fagan and his signature is pray the gay away? TOO PERFECT. Hobbies include picking off druids and witches with an air soft gun? Everything else was subtle. I don't understand the why yet, but I'm pretty convinced you are all just piffleing with people. There probably isn't really a why. Or at least not a good one.


            Not difficult or unlikely at all. Stonehenge is only half an hour from my house and I can park on the curb on the A344 and be right next to them,

            YIC

            Jack
            Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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            I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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            • Re: Atheists Should Be Registered Like Sex Offenders!

              Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post


              Not difficult or unlikely at all. Stonehenge is only half an hour from my house and I can park on the curb on the A344 and be right next to them,

              YIC

              Jack
              You are vile.
              I whore for Satan

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              • Re: Atheists Should Be Registered Like Sex Offenders!

                Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                Not difficult or unlikely at all. Stonehenge is only half an hour from my house and I can park on the curb on the A344 and be right next to them,

                We live so close!

                Maybe one day I'll clean off my old Stekin and we could see if we can wing some of the heathens

                YIC
                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                • Re: Atheists Should Be Registered Like Sex Offenders!

                  Originally posted by ThinksDesign View Post
                  You are vile.
                  No, YOU are the vile one. We simply want to know who among us denies Christ's sacrifice, a grievous sin that's heinous as those who molest and rape.

                  Matthew 10:33
                  But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                  Registering them makes logical sense, and yet you deny even this.

                  I have no further words to speak to your kind.

                  THIS PLACE RESERVED FOR SCRIPTURE!

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                  • Re: Atheists Should Be Registered Like Sex Offenders!

                    Originally posted by Johnathan View Post
                    I have no further words to speak to your kind.

                    I have long since given up any hope for TrampDesign.

                    A fool takes no pleasure in understanding,
                    but only in expressing his opinion.
                    Proverbs 18:2



                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • Re: Atheists Should Be Registered Like Sex Offenders!

                      So you all believe that just because someone doesn't share the same religious beliefs as you, that they should be shunned and treated differently? This is why there are so many wars and so many problems in this world. I'm saying it's solely religion that causes this, but it does account for quite a bit. I'm a 16 year old teenager that is more open minded then half of the christian population. Just because I don't have religious beliefs doesn't mean I should be treated differently than any of you. The bible even teaches you to treat other equally. There's no exceptions for anything. Scrutinizing someone for not sharing the same beliefs as you is something they do in communist countries. Maybe a list should be made for all people of any other faith considering they don't believe the same as all of you? Maybe there should be a list of all the Christians since myself and billions of other people don't agree exactly with what you believe in. Grow up and accept the fact that people have brains and don't believe everything you do. There's diversity in the world and there always will be. Punishing someone for not sharing the same religious beliefs as your own (unless the beliefs are radical i.e. killing women, children, or anyone) is entirely wrong and goes against what you as Christians are taught.
                      I have no problem with any of you or anyone at all being Christians, but when you honestly think that an idea like this is a good one, then there's something wrong. That's even going a bit radical.
                      I myself have no religious views and that doesn't mean that I follow Satan or that Satan has gotten me. It just means that my mind perceives things in a different way than you. And it's sad to see grown people be so close minded on such a topic. Your religion teaches you to be tolerable and accepting of EVERYONE and a lot of you completely disregard that fact. Did you notice how I said a lot of you and not all of you? Because I no that on the other hand there is a lot of good christian people that are accepting of other beliefs.
                      TLDR; Not everyone is like you. A 16 year old sees it better than all of you.

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                      • Re: Atheists Should Be Registered Like Sex Offenders!

                        Originally posted by jworley02 View Post
                        So you all believe that just because someone doesn't share the same religious beliefs as you, that they should be shunned and treated differently? This is why there are so many wars and so many problems in this world. I'm saying it's solely religion that causes this, but it does account for quite a bit. I'm a 16 year old teenager that is more open minded then half of the christian population. Just because I don't have religious beliefs doesn't mean I should be treated differently than any of you. The bible even teaches you to treat other equally. There's no exceptions for anything. Scrutinizing someone for not sharing the same beliefs as you is something they do in communist countries. Maybe a list should be made for all people of any other faith considering they don't believe the same as all of you? Maybe there should be a list of all the Christians since myself and billions of other people don't agree exactly with what you believe in. Grow up and accept the fact that people have brains and don't believe everything you do. There's diversity in the world and there always will be. Punishing someone for not sharing the same religious beliefs as your own (unless the beliefs are radical i.e. killing women, children, or anyone) is entirely wrong and goes against what you as Christians are taught.
                        I have no problem with any of you or anyone at all being Christians, but when you honestly think that an idea like this is a good one, then there's something wrong. That's even going a bit radical.
                        I myself have no religious views and that doesn't mean that I follow Satan or that Satan has gotten me. It just means that my mind perceives things in a different way than you. And it's sad to see grown people be so close minded on such a topic. Your religion teaches you to be tolerable and accepting of EVERYONE and a lot of you completely disregard that fact. Did you notice how I said a lot of you and not all of you? Because I no that on the other hand there is a lot of good christian people that are accepting of other beliefs.
                        TLDR; Not everyone is like you. A 16 year old sees it better than all of you.
                        Friend, we only follow what the Bible (KJV1611) exactly as it's written.

                        Why do you hate Christians?

                        YIC
                        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                        • Re: Atheists Should Be Registered Like Sex Offenders!

                          Originally posted by jworley02 View Post
                          So you all believe that just because someone doesn't share the same religious beliefs as you, that they should be shunned and treated differently? This is why there are so many wars and so many problems in this world. I'm saying it's solely religion that causes this, but it does account for quite a bit. I'm a 16 year old teenager that is more open minded then half of the christian population. Just because I don't have religious beliefs doesn't mean I should be treated differently than any of you. The bible even teaches you to treat other equally. There's no exceptions for anything. Scrutinizing someone for not sharing the same beliefs as you is something they do in communist countries. Maybe a list should be made for all people of any other faith considering they don't believe the same as all of you? Maybe there should be a list of all the Christians since myself and billions of other people don't agree exactly with what you believe in. Grow up and accept the fact that people have brains and don't believe everything you do. There's diversity in the world and there always will be. Punishing someone for not sharing the same religious beliefs as your own (unless the beliefs are radical i.e. killing women, children, or anyone) is entirely wrong and goes against what you as Christians are taught.
                          I have no problem with any of you or anyone at all being Christians, but when you honestly think that an idea like this is a good one, then there's something wrong. That's even going a bit radical.
                          I myself have no religious views and that doesn't mean that I follow Satan or that Satan has gotten me. It just means that my mind perceives things in a different way than you. And it's sad to see grown people be so close minded on such a topic. Your religion teaches you to be tolerable and accepting of EVERYONE and a lot of you completely disregard that fact. Did you notice how I said a lot of you and not all of you? Because I no that on the other hand there is a lot of good christian people that are accepting of other beliefs.
                          TLDR; Not everyone is like you. A 16 year old sees it better than all of you.
                          We only follow God's True Word, now cut with the liberal feel-good slander against the Holy Book.

                          THIS PLACE RESERVED FOR SCRIPTURE!

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                          • Re: Atheists Should Be Registered Like Sex Offenders!

                            Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
                            Friend, we only follow what the Bible (KJV1611) exactly as it's written.

                            Why do you hate Christians?

                            YIC
                            Did you notice how I said a lot of you and not all of you? Because I no that on the other hand there is a lot of good christian people that are accepting of other beliefs.

                            I clearly state that I do not hate Christians. I clearly state that I know good Christians. Why would I say someone was good if I hated them? I do not hate someone for what religion they follow. I do however dislike how far some people take their religions. I understand entirely dedicating your life to your cause, but just because someone else doesn't agree with it doesn't mean they should be looked down on. Especially on a topic as big as religion.

                            And no you do not follow the bible exactly as it's written. The bible states that you should
                            1) Leviticus 19:19 reads, "You are to keep My statutes. You shall not breed together two kinds of your cattle; you shall not sow your field with two kinds of seed, nor wear a garment upon you of two kinds of material mixed together."
                            No polyster blends should ever be made or worn and I promise you that you have done both.
                            2)Leviticus 19:27 reads, "You shall not round off the hair on your temples or mar the edges of your beard."

                            I'm not going deeper and deeper in to this because there's way too much. There's two things that 99.9% of every Christian hasn't followed.

                            Do you let homosexuals live? Have you never ever done any sort of work on sunday? Have you ever cut your hair? Shaved? Kissed a woman out of wedlock? Those are all things that the bible says not to do.

                            Don't claim that you follow the bible when there's such simple things stated that you don't follow. You don't follow the bible in it's entirety, only what you wish to.

                            I show no hate towards Chistrians. I am bothered by the ignorance though. Especially when it's what you base your life off of.

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                            • Re: Atheists Should Be Registered Like Sex Offenders!

                              Originally posted by Johnathan View Post
                              We only follow God's True Word, now cut with the liberal feel-good slander against the Holy Book.

                              But how do you know what his "true" word is? How do you know what to follow and what not to follow? Why don't you follow one of the biggest ones that says to treat everyone equally?

                              You don't know what words are "true" and which ones aren't.

                              There is nothing liberal about this. Did I mention I'm a 16 year old kid? I don't watch news programs. I don't pay attention to politics. I'm not a liberal nor do I have liberal thoughts. I'm not slandering the "Holy Book". I'm not slandering anyone. I'm stating that a select few of you Christians pick and choose what you want from the religion and don't follow it in the entirety but claim you do.

                              And even if I was slandering you, what right do you have to tell me to stop? I'm an atheist and you were slandering me. How is that equal. You're supposed to treat others the way you want to be treated. If you want respect then why would you put down other people?

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                              • Re: Atheists Should Be Registered Like Sex Offenders!

                                Originally posted by jworley02 View Post
                                ...Why don't you follow one of the biggest ones that says to treat everyone equally?...
                                Where do you think the Bible says that?

                                ...If you want respect then why would you put down other people?
                                Who says they want (or care) about getting the respect of a tiresome godmocker like you?

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