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  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027

    #1

    O'Bomber's Grammaw

    Christians, I have just come across a picture of "President" O'Bomber's Granny who lives in the Dark Continent and I wanna Weep. Please tell me it isn't so!
    My GOD! Mrs Betty Bowers must be having conniptions!

  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #2
    Re: O'Bomber's Grammaw

    Oh, I thought this was going to be about his grammar!

    That is, his true mistress.

    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • Billy Bob Jenkins
      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
      Hates anal sex. And trees.
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 8337

      #3
      Re: O'Bomber's Grammaw

      She looks like a Vodou priestess to me, probably worships phalluses and smokes ceremonial crack cocaine. Everything they do is unclean.

      Imagine what her anus must look like. I'm sure it is titanic from constant penetration by engorged negros and handmade fertility icons. I am so grossed out by her inane practices.

      I think I speak for God when I say it is so wrong for her to insinuate her Obamanable son into American politics with his elite atheistic communist revolutionary ideology. Can't they keep their gay AIDS-monkey sex in Africa where it belongs?
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22879

        #4
        Re: O'Bomber's Grammaw

        The likeness is unmistakeable! Wide nostrils, nappy hair. I bet she's the one with his birth certificate!
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • SUV
          True Christian™ Princess
          The Driving Force behind RA12
          Have at it, anytime!
          • Sep 2006
          • 11027

          #5
          Re: O'Bomber's Grammaw



          What really irks me is that SHE IS WEARING "PEARLS" TO TRY TO PULL ALL THAT MESS TOGETHER!

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          • Frankrem
            Unsaved trash
            • Feb 2012
            • 6

            #6
            Re: O'Bomber's Grammaw

            Wow, what a punch of insulting racists you all are. This thread is one of the most disgusting i've ever seen! What makes you think you're so beautiful?

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            • Redeemed Papist
              Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2011
              • 10409

              #7
              Re: O'Bomber's Grammaw

              Originally posted by Frankrem View Post
              Wow, what a punch of insulting racists you all are. This thread is one of the most disgusting i've ever seen! What makes you think you're so beautiful?
              Look, friend, God is whose opinion we follow round here, not yours.
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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              • Frankrem
                Unsaved trash
                • Feb 2012
                • 6

                #8
                Re: O'Bomber's Grammaw

                Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                She looks like a Vodou priestess to me, probably worships phalluses and smokes ceremonial crack cocaine. Everything they do is unclean.

                Imagine what her anus must look like. I'm sure it is titanic from constant penetration by engorged negros and handmade fertility icons. I am so grossed out by her inane practices.

                I think I speak for God when I say it is so wrong for her to insinuate her Obamanable son into American politics with his elite atheistic communist revolutionary ideology. Can't they keep their gay AIDS-monkey sex in Africa where it belongs?
                Billy Bob sure likes to talk about anus!
                Where in the bible does God speak like this?

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                • Holyfield
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Apr 2011
                  • 245

                  #9
                  Re: O'Bomber's Grammaw

                  Originally posted by SUV View Post
                  Please tell me it isn't so!
                  You are welcome to belive as I do, that Obama is really the secret son of Malcolm X.

                  That means one less Barack Hussein Obama with Kenyan roots. Isn't that a comforting little thought to play with? I really do hope you feel happier now.
                  Matt 5:17-20 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven:..."

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                  • Billy Bob Jenkins
                    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                    Hates anal sex. And trees.
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 8337

                    #10
                    Re: O'Bomber's Grammaw

                    Originally posted by Frankrem View Post
                    Billy Bob sure likes to talk about anus!
                    Where in the bible does God speak like this?
                    When I talk about anus, it is with revulsion and disgust. Yet, you find the subject intrinsically titillating. Why is that, I wonder?

                    You must be an atheist. How dull.
                    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                    • Dr Laurence Niles
                      Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                       
                      • Jan 2012
                      • 9063

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Frankrem View Post
                      Billy Bob sure likes to talk about anus!
                      Where in the bible does God speak like this?
                      Leviticus 20:13 13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                      Praise the Lord!
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                      Last edited by Redeemed Papist; 02-06-2012, 10:11 PM. Reason: Right scripture!!!
                      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                      • Frankrem
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Feb 2012
                        • 6

                        #12
                        Re: O'Bomber's Grammaw

                        I'm not atheist!
                        Can you show me a verse in the bible that tells you to dislike black people?

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                        • Frankrem
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Feb 2012
                          • 6

                          #13
                          Re: O'Bomber's Grammaw

                          Originally posted by Larni69 View Post
                          Leviticus 20:13 If a man lies with a male as he lies with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. They shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them.

                          Praise the Lord!
                          Posted via Mobile Device
                          Does your religion allow marriage?

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                          • Redeemed Papist
                            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2011
                            • 10409

                            #14
                            Re: O'Bomber's Grammaw

                            Originally posted by Frankrem View Post
                            Does your religion allow marriage?
                            What! Of course it allows marriage. It commands marriage. Are you pretending to be stupid?
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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                            • Frankrem
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Feb 2012
                              • 6

                              #15
                              Re: O'Bomber's Grammaw

                              and children?

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