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  • Redeemed Papist
    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2011
    • 10409

    #16
    Re: O'Bomber's Grammaw

    Originally posted by Frankrem View Post
    and children?
    Is this going somewhere? Ye-e-es, children.
    1 Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

    Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
    The truth about volcanos
    Sex and debauchery in public schools
    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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    • SUV
      True Christian™ Princess
      The Driving Force behind RA12
      Have at it, anytime!
      • Sep 2006
      • 11027

      #17
      Re: O'Bomber's Grammaw

      Originally posted by Frankrem View Post
      What makes you think you're so beautiful?


      I shall allow you to bask in the glow of my Tiara until Pastor gets here. As Pastor Al liked to say.....GONG!

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      • Billy Bob Jenkins
        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
        Hates anal sex. And trees.
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 8337

        #18
        Re: O'Bomber's Grammaw

        Originally posted by Frankrem View Post
        I'm not atheist!
        Then why do you glorify anal sex in practically every one of your posts? Did you think that was a Godly practice? I speak for God when I tell you it is utterly revolting.

        Can you show me a verse in the bible that tells you to dislike black people?
        Why? Are you one of those people who cherry picks the Bible to justify your racist views? Racism is not welcome here at Landover Baptist.

        I strongly recommend that you accept the offer of Salvation which Jesus temporarily sacrificed Himself to make. Racism and anal sex will not save you from the flames of Hell.
        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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        • Billy Bob Jenkins
          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
          Hates anal sex. And trees.
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 8337

          #19
          Re: O'Bomber's Grammaw

          Originally posted by Frankrem View Post
          and children?
          Anal sex does not produce children.

          Neither does racism.

          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #20
            Re: O'Bomber's Grammaw

            Originally posted by Holyfield View Post
            You are welcome to belive as I do, that Obama is really the secret son of Malcolm X.

            That means one less Barack Hussein Obama with Kenyan roots. Isn't that a comforting little thought to play with? I really do hope you feel happier now.
            How could that be "comforting"?

            That'd make him a citizen!

            Originally posted by Frankrem View Post
            I'm not atheist!
            Can you show me a verse in the bible that tells you to dislike black people?
            Who here dislikes black people?

            What, because Brother Bathfire points out the family resemblance between Obama and his grandmother, that makes him a racist?

            Your bigotry astounds me.

            Or are you upset because we dare to tell the truth, that God condemned black people to be slaves? Even the Creation Museum will tell you this! (Link to article on God-mocker website.)

            The argument that Noah cursed all of Canaan’s descendants has been used for centuries to justify the enslavement of black people. And Ken Ham of Answers in Genesis and the Creation Museum continues to promote this belief.

            But, Ken Ham cries, I’m not racist! I even wrote a book about how not racist I am! It’s called One Blood: The Biblical Answer to Racism!

            Well, I guess Ken can’t be racist at all. Let’s see what article he proudly posts on his Answers in Genesis website:
            All races therefore have developed from this one family since the end of the flood in Noah’s day . . . The culture (technology and religions, etc.) of each racial group in the world started at a common point-Noah-with full knowledge of God and a sophisticated ocean liner technology. The current states of culture of the races, which varies from space age to stone age, from animal worship and spirit worship to Christianity, is not a result of innocent, ignorant people searching for improvement. It is a direct consequence of whether the ancestors of any race worshipped the living God or deliberately rejected Him.
            That’s right. According to Ken Ham, those dark-skinned people in Third World nations are uneducated and starving to death and riddled with disease because their ancestors deliberately rejected his “god”.
            As you can see, Ken Ham is no racist. He just tells it like it is.

            Why do you hate people who tell the truth?
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Rev. Jim Osborne
              True Christian™ Televangelist
              Director of Fundraising and Tithing
              On the Look Out for Wife #6!
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2009
              • 8622

              #21
              Re: O'Bomber's Grammaw

              Originally posted by SUV View Post

              I don't think it's human.

              Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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              • Mary Etheldreda
                Gushing for Jesus
                 
                • Sep 2011
                • 23775

                #22
                Re: O'Bomber's Grammaw

                Originally posted by SUV View Post


                You are a true beauty, sister, inside and out!

                And such perfect skin.

                But... do you think those are really pearls she's wearing? They look almost like bone to me. Could they be from some head-hunting conquest?
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • Alphonse Alban
                  Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                   
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 5724

                  #23
                  Re: O'Bomber's Grammaw

                  Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                  But... do you think those are really pearls she's wearing? They look almost like bone to me. Could they be from some head-hunting conquest?
                  Don't get fooled by this "living in gutter, poorer than dirt" thing they try to look outside. They look like to be some blueish metal, so my quess is that it is a platinum necklace. Probably paid with US taxpayers money.

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                  • SUV
                    True Christian™ Princess
                    The Driving Force behind RA12
                    Have at it, anytime!
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 11027

                    #24
                    Re: O'Bomber's Grammaw

                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                    You are a true beauty, sister, inside and out!
                    Bless you, Sister!

                    I await one of these Kind, Christian GentleMen to airbrush out the Tobacco-chaw stains. And I wait and wait and wait




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