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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #1

    Romney: "Of course I'll win! I'm the White guy!"

    Praise Jesus, I'm starting to like this guy despite his mormoonism.

    Romney: "Of course I'll win, I'm the white guy"

    What could have been a game changing moment in Mitt Romney’s campaign turned into a horrendous gaffe Tuesday afternoon when the former governor was having lunch with a few of his supporters. Romney was hoping to show America how well he relates to the average working American by having a press recorded lunch at a local pancake house in rural Kentucky where the primary elections were taking place. However, what turned from a nice preplanned lunch with “common-folk conversation” ended up getting off track when one of Romney’s supporters asked him how he was so certain he would win. Romney turned to the man seated on his left and seemingly forgetting the ten plus reporters in the room said, “Well between you and me, we have to think about the reality of the situation. Obama is a popular guy and his supporters are hell-bent in getting him reelected. There is one thing that his campaign seems to keep forgetting over and over, and that is how many Americans can’t stand the guy for an obvious reason. Of course I’ll win, I’m the white guy.”

    The Romney supporter looked at Romney with a look of agreement yet bewilderment. The chatter within the room got quite loud as reporters grabbed at their phones and took rapid notes. It’s not every day that a candidate is so brutally honest with his supporters.

    One of Romney’s aides quickly tapped the former governor on the shoulder and whispered something into his ear. Romney’s face had a stone cold expression that can only be described as terrified. After talking with his aide for a minute or so, Romney turned back to the table and smiled saying, “It’s a good thing we all know how to take a joke here, huh? Of course the reason that I know I’m going to win in because I’m the guy that will stand up for true conservative values and economic prosperity. Which of course is what the American people will want come November.”

    After Romney finished speaking he stood up from the table and was ushered outside to a waiting car. In hopes that he was able to successfully spin his verbal gaffe, Romney made sure to get a spot on Fox News’ Hannity as soon as possible to further clear up any “liberal spin” that may occur.

    Only time will tell if he can recover from this clear opinion of his true beliefs in why he thinks he will win this upcoming November.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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  • Zechariah Smyth
    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 15251

    #2
    Re: Romney: "Of course I'll win! I'm the White guy!"

    Amen! Nothing like a little refreshing honesty in the oily mess of politics.

    And nothing would make me happier than if he were to pick Sarah Palin () as his running mate.
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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #3
      Re: Romney: "Of course I'll win! I'm the White guy!"

      That slogan didn't work too well for John McCain.

      Do you think it is because Obama is half-white himself? He can say, "Yo, he may be da ol' white guy, but I be da haff-white an' haff-black guy, an' you laydeez all wanna guess wit' haff be black? Y'all wanna axe me?"

      Besides, Obama has that "hybrid vigor" going on. And, eww.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • loco73
        Unsaved trash, atheistic pinhead
        • May 2012
        • 183

        #4
        Re: Romney: "Of course I'll win! I'm the White guy!"

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Praise Jesus, I'm starting to like this guy despite his mormoonism.

        Is it correct, that Mormons still think Americans came from Israel? If that was true, wouldn't Americans speak some kind of Hebrew or a similar (afro-asian) language?
        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
        abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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        • Redeemed Papist
          Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2011
          • 10409

          #5
          Re: Romney: "Of course I'll win! I'm the White guy!"

          Originally posted by logo73 View Post
          Is it correct, that Mormons still think Americans came from Israel? If that was true, wouldn't Americans speak some kind of Hebrew or a similar (afro-asian) language?
          Mormons believe underwear can have magic powers

          I see what you are trying to do here. You think that you can make True Christianity(tm) sound as silly as what Mormons believe.
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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
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          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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          • Cranky Old Man
            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
            You kids get off his lawn!
             
            • Jan 2010
            • 22371

            #6
            Re: Romney: "Of course I'll win! I'm the White guy!"

            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
            That slogan didn't work too well for John McCain.
            I will never understand what happened there. McCain clearly promoted the American way of cutting taxes to reduce government spending. He should have defeated Obama by a landslide.
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • loco73
              Unsaved trash, atheistic pinhead
              • May 2012
              • 183

              #7
              Re: Romney: "Of course I'll win! I'm the White guy!"

              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
              Mormons believe underwear can have magic powers

              I see what you are trying to do here. You think that you can make True Christianity™ sound as silly as what Mormons believe.

              No, actually it's not 100% false, what Mormons believe. I don't share their beliefs. Most people came form the Bering Strait via Canada to USA. And no, I'm not a Mormon..... But there is genetic evidence, that some came via northern Europe, Iceland and Labrador and it took years to get to northern America. And we are also only talking about a few families. But still, their belief is not 100,00000 % false.
              Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
              abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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              • Vavoline Johnson
                Mammy
                Forum Member
                • Apr 2009
                • 960

                #8
                Re: Romney: "Of course I'll win! I'm the White guy!"

                Um so who is Landover endorsin? Caint be the negro fella, could it?
                Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78555

                  #9
                  Re: Romney: "Of course I'll win! I'm the White guy!"

                  Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
                  Um so who is Landover endorsin? Caint be the negro fella, could it?
                  This time around, I think we'll endorse Jesus and call it good.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Vavoline Johnson
                    Mammy
                    Forum Member
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 960

                    #10
                    Re: Romney: "Of course I'll win! I'm the White guy!"

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    This time around, I think we'll endorse Jesus and call it good.
                    Jeezus is runnin too?
                    Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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                    • Pear Martini
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Jun 2012
                      • 4

                      #11
                      Re: Romney: "Of course I'll win! I'm the White guy!"

                      Mitt has my vote even though he is a stinking mormon

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                      • Yurik Baltabek
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Feb 2012
                        • 15

                        #12
                        Re: Romney: "Of course I'll win! I'm the White guy!"

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Praise Jesus, I'm starting to like this guy despite his mormoonism.
                        You may be liking him not so much for he never say such things in public. I am thinking mormon Romney not so good choice. Mormon is well known cult of witches and warlock. Romney am hear is lvl 45 financialist wizard having ring with +10 bonus to fire-ing and cloak of donator invisibility.

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                        • Bobby-Joe
                          Landover Security Superviser
                          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 18405

                          #13
                          Re: Romney: "Of course I'll win! I'm the White guy!"

                          Originally posted by Yurik Baltabek View Post
                          You may be liking him not so much for he never say such things in public. I am thinking mormon Romney not so good choice. Mormon is well known cult of witches and warlock. Romney am hear is lvl 45 financialist wizard having ring with +10 bonus to fire-ing and cloak of donator invisibility.
                          Friend,

                          Romney has said he is going to save the Amercia we love. Why do you hate Freedom?

                          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                          • Johny Joe Hold
                            Mayor of Freehold
                             
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 12624

                            #14
                            Re: Romney: "Of course I'll win! I'm the White guy!"

                            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                            Friend,

                            Romney has said he is going to save the Amercia we love. Why do you hate Freedom?
                            What a powerful statememt, Brother Bobby-Joe. Romney will save America by first leaving the Mormon faith behind and becoming a Christian. Then (finally), America will be safe.
                            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                            • Yurik Baltabek
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Feb 2012
                              • 15

                              #15
                              Re: Romney: "Of course I'll win! I'm the White guy!"

                              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                              Friend,

                              Romney has said he is going to save the Amercia we love. Why do you hate Freedom?
                              What do warlock mormon know about USA? Many not so sure if even human. Maybe robot from Japan?

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