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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #16
    Re: Women In Combat - God Help Us

    Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
    Her husband of course


    Your maid is really short.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Zechariah Smyth
        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2011
        • 15251
        #17
        Re: Women In Combat - God Help Us

        All the enemy has to do us wait for all of their unclean times to sync up, then airdrop some grizzly bears right in the middle if them.

        BAM!!! There goes your "poon platoon."



        Yours in Christ,

        Zech
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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22887
            #18
            Re: Women In Combat - God Help Us

            It is a sign of desperation when a country starts to recruit women, children, the elderly, the inform, etc. Look at the last days of Hitler - women and children fighting in the streets.

            However, I cannot accept that this is the case with the US army, and I take heart from
            the military will lift its ban on women serving in combat roles,
            This probably means combating dirty dishes, kids running round, holes in socks, dusty rooms, etc. All of them vital to the well being of our fighting men.
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • Redeemed Papist
                Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2011
                • 10409
                #19
                Re: Women In Combat - God Help Us

                How long before they demand heels on their boots, brothers, how long?
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                  • Barry
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 259
                    #20
                    Re: Women In Combat - God Help Us

                    Now I'm no military strategist, but surely all the enemy has to do is bring a puppy.
                    The Lord is my shepherd.

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                      • Mary Etheldreda
                        Gushing for Jesus
                         
                        • Sep 2011
                        • 23775
                        #21
                        Re: Women In Combat - God Help Us

                        Originally posted by Barry View Post
                        Now I'm no military strategist, but surely all the enemy has to do is bring a puppy.
                        Oh my HEAVENS! I LOVE PUPPIES!!











                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • Uss_Columbia_SSN771
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Jan 2013
                            • 10
                            #22
                            Re: Women In Combat - God Help Us

                            They are even putting them on our nuclear powered submarines now! How in all of God's Great Creations™ can a woman understand the basic principles of nuclear fission, let alone the math involved in a multi-stage ballistic arch trajectory re-entry multiple target EM flight path scenario?

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                              • Pastor Ed Lowman
                                Southern Hospitality Exemplified
                                Always kind and loving
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2011
                                • 1838
                                #23
                                Re: Women In Combat - God Help Us

                                Originally posted by Godfly View Post
                                I hope the enemy will wait to attack while their nails dry.
                                They won't just stop to dry their nails, but to change pads. May God help us!

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