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  • John Creeser
    Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
     
    • Aug 2009
    • 7248

    #16
    Re: Obamacare will literally kill children!

    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
    Why is a Catholic allowed to corrupt young unsuspecting souls on a Godly Baptist forum??
    Hello friend,

    We keep Father Maurice around to show the errors of the catlicker "church". We also have a member from the Flying Spaghetti Monster cult, although, Jo Freddy has not been seen in some time....and you've met the equally hellbound resident atheist Didymus Much.

    I would invite to read Pastor Ezekiel's sermon on Why Roman Catlicks are NOT Christians.
    -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
    -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

    -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
    -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
    -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
    -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
    -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

    STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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    • NathanBrigsby
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Mar 2013
      • 41

      #17
      Re: Obamacare will literally kill children!

      Thank god I have redeemed myself from once being a catholic and an Anglican to a fully fledged Baptist. I certainly couldn't stand the gay priests. Did you know that the church I preached once shared the same roof as dirt loving Muslims on the other side?!?!?

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      • WilliamJenningsBryan
        True Christian™
         
        • Jan 2007
        • 9384

        #18
        Re: Obamacare will literally kill children!

        Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
        That is rather doubtful and makes as much sense as a Baptwit pretending to be an Altarboy when said Baptwit cannot even spell correctly.

        Home schooling anyone?

        I suppose in an alternate universe Ms. Bachman (A Jewish name or is she married to that corpulent Mormon from BTO ?) and her literacy challenged champion from Ireland (supposedly) might actually believe such nonsense but in this world said argument holds less water than a desert rose in mid-day and even the dimmest of Landover light-bulbs can cast a shadow of doubt over such specious bovine fecal residue.





        Bless you, my frigorific failure,
        Father Mo
        .
        How convenient of you to decline to mention that the cathylick clergy has their own problems with the socialist ObamaCare - born of the church's historical support of other LIEberal causes over the years. Indeed, we have all been waiting for the Vatican to pull the wafers from the hypocritical mouths of the likes of Nancy Pelosi and Joe Biden - but I digress.

        Blow your white smoke somewhere else - and bless you too my pontificating pontiff worshiper.



        What the Catholic Church says

        According to the teachings of the Catholic Church, any contraceptive violates moral law. In 1968, Pope Paul VI spelled it out. Any act specifically intended to prevent getting pregnant — other than timing sex for the infertile part of a woman’s cycle — is unlawful, he wrote. Not only that, it was "an evil thing," he said, to make it easy to break moral law.

        That puts Catholic organizations in a tough spot. If contraceptives must be offered without a co-pay, that means the cost is spread among employers and all insured employees whether they use the coverage or not, bishops argue. Catholics would end up paying for birth control, breaking moral law.

        So the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops is leading the political charge to overturn the administration’s decision. A religious exemption that applies primarily to churches is too narrow, bishops argue. Two Catholic colleges have sued; new laws have been proposed in Congress; and bishops are urging parishioners to write to lawmakers.


        The White House announced a compromise today on who pays for free contraception. Here's our guide to the policy that prompted president's new plan.
        Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
        brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
        ...and get off my lawn
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        • frejen
          Unsaved trash, teenaged eskimo
          • Mar 2013
          • 5

          #19
          Re: Obamacare will literally kill children!

          Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
          His opinions are so far right they are simply wrong.
          Pay him no mind as he barely has one anyway.

          Frejen... You seem like a decent chap... are you now, or possibly later, a good candidate for Catholicism? We have quite a few openings these days and could use a few good men!


          Bless you, my Act 1, scene 4,
          Father Mo




          .

          Thank you very much! I'm a protestant but I don't have any problems with catholics. But I'm glad to hear that you're with me in this conversation - I'm very surprised that there are so many different forms of Christianity. If I had to choose one or two of them to be the right ones, I would without any doubts choose Protestantism and Catholicism :-)

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          • Father Maurice Lester
            Ring-kissing Papist dog
            • Sep 2006
            • 3366

            #20
            Re: Obamacare will literally kill children!

            Originally posted by BillJennyBee View Post

            Blow your white smoke somewhere else - and bless you too my pontificating pontiff worshiper.
            Dearest BJB,

            I am not part of the college of Cardinals (yet) and just because I work and live in the Vatican does not mean I am worthy enough to be involved in the choosing of His Holiness as per the tenets of The Holy Roman Church. I do appreciate the thought though.

            Thank-you as always for the warmth of your welcome and I remind you that we Clergy are cheek-turners and will always welcome those who find Jesus and the Church He built on the rock of St. Peter... even those with hidden places underneath their double-wides.



            Bless you, my Dexter disciple,
            Father Mo




            .
            A Cardinal in the making.

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            • WilliamJenningsBryan
              True Christian™
               
              • Jan 2007
              • 9384

              #21
              Re: Obamacare will literally kill children!

              Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
              Dearest BJB,

              I am not part of the college of Cardinals (yet) and just because I work and live in the Vatican does not mean I am worthy enough to be involved in the choosing of His Holiness as per the tenets of The Holy Roman Church. I do appreciate the thought though.

              Thank-you as always for the warmth of your welcome and I remind you that we Clergy are cheek-turners and will always welcome those who find Jesus and the Church He built on the rock of St. Peter... even those with hidden places underneath their double-wides.



              Bless you, my Dexter disciple,
              Father Mo




              .
              From the crusades, the inquisition, and Crimen Sollicitationis, cheek turners have not been forthcoming from the Vatican - along with the so-called vows of poverty.

              Bless you too, my nightgown wearing bead slinger.

              The Vatican Billions
              Two Thousand Years of Wealth Accumulation from Caesar to the Space Age


              Jesus, the founder of Christianity, was the poorest of the poor.

              Roman Catholicism, which claims to be His church, is the richest of the rich, the wealthiest institution on earth. How come, that such an institution, ruling in the name of this same itinerant preacher, whose want was such that he had not even a pillow upon which to rest his head, is now so top-heavy with riches that she can rival - indeed, that she can put to shame - the combined might of the most redoubtable financial trusts, of the most potent industrial super-giants, and of the most prosperous global corporation of the world?


              Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
              brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
              ...and get off my lawn
              sigpic

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              • Basilissa
                South of the Border outreach program
                True Christian™
                 
                • Mar 2013
                • 12997

                #22
                Re: Obamacare will literally kill children!

                Originally posted by frejen View Post
                I'm very surprised that there are so many different forms of Christianity. If I had to choose one or two of them to be the right ones, I would without any doubts choose Protestantism and Catholicism :-)
                Really? You do realize, that although Catholicism is basically one thing*, there are thousands of very diverse Protestant groups - so you are saying, that among all of the variations of Christianity, you chose 90% of them

                * Catholicsm also has sects of its own, like lefebvrianism, but they are really, really on the fringe; and I am not including here Orthodox Churches, because they consider Catholics to be a fringe sect.
                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                • Didymus Much
                  Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 14079

                  #23
                  Re: Obamacare will literally kill children!

                  Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                  ...there are thousands of very diverse Protestant groups...
                  Psst: around here, there are only two groups - True Christians(tm) and hell-bound heathens.

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                  • Basilissa
                    South of the Border outreach program
                    True Christian™
                     
                    • Mar 2013
                    • 12997

                    #24
                    Re: Obamacare will literally kill children!

                    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                    Psst: around here, there are only two groups - True Christians™ and hell-bound heathens.
                    Well, obviously, among all of the Protestants, Landover Church is the only right way, so everybody else is going to hell!!
                    God created fossils to test our faith.

                    * * *

                    My favorite LBC sermons:
                    True Christians are Perfect!
                    True Christian™ Love.
                    Salvation™ made Easy!
                    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                    God HATES Rational Thinking!
                    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                    • BelieverInGod
                      Fourm Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 9269

                      #25
                      Re: Obamacare will literally kill children!

                      Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                      Well, obviously, among all of the Protestants, Landover Church is the only right way, so everybody else is going to hell!!
                      Ahem....

                      Baptists aren't Protestant.

                      Protestants came out of the Catholic church (Protest-ants) Baptists have been around since Jesus' time.

                      Remember John the Baptist?
                      Drama queen

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                      • Basilissa
                        South of the Border outreach program
                        True Christian™
                         
                        • Mar 2013
                        • 12997

                        #26
                        Re: Obamacare will literally kill children!

                        Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                        Ahem....

                        Baptists aren't Protestant.

                        Protestants came out of the Catholic church (Protest-ants) Baptists have been around since Jesus' time.

                        Remember John the Baptist?
                        Oh. Sorry. I've always assumed that Baptists were a back-to-the-roots movement generated by the Martin Luther's 95 Theses (1517). I was wrong, I apologize

                        I see now how much I was wrong:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Trail_of_Blood
                        God created fossils to test our faith.

                        * * *

                        My favorite LBC sermons:
                        True Christians are Perfect!
                        True Christian™ Love.
                        Salvation™ made Easy!
                        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                        God HATES Rational Thinking!
                        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #27
                          Re: Obamacare will literally kill children!

                          Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                          Oh. Sorry. I've always assumed that Baptists were a back-to-the-roots movement generated by the Martin Luther's 95 Theses (1517). I was wrong, I apologize
                          We're used to unsaved females being pretty empty-headed, so don't worry your pretty little head about it.

                          The fact is, Baptists were the original Christians. Read about it HERE.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Basilissa
                            South of the Border outreach program
                            True Christian™
                             
                            • Mar 2013
                            • 12997

                            #28
                            Re: Obamacare will literally kill children!

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            We're used to unsaved females being pretty empty-headed, so don't worry your pretty little head about it.

                            The fact is, Baptists were the original Christians. Read about it HERE.
                            Thank you, Pastor. I've read it and I am humbled to see how extensive my ignorance has been. I am truly shaken after reading about the unjust persecutions of Baptists by the oppressive Catholic Church. It so horrible that most of the historical documents are silent about those Anabaptist heroes.
                            God created fossils to test our faith.

                            * * *

                            My favorite LBC sermons:
                            True Christians are Perfect!
                            True Christian™ Love.
                            Salvation™ made Easy!
                            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                            God HATES Rational Thinking!
                            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #29
                              Re: Obamacare will literally kill children!

                              Here you can see Michelle Bachman's comments at 2:25. (You can skip the first two minutes of that faggot Anderson Cooper).

                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • BrownEyeKisser
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Dec 2013
                                • 21

                                #30
                                Re: Obamacare will literally kill children!

                                You only pretend you care about children, you want to look like heroes, but you have no problem in killing your own kids if the Bible tell you to do it, do you? Typical Landover behaviour, you only attack, but you have no issue in doing the same things you say you hate, and of course you try to seduce them with toys and gifts to convert them into maniacs like you are, what a shame


                                http://www.landoverbaptist.net/PS3.htm (seriously? is that the price of salvation for you? a PS3?)


                                The day I have children, I'm going to protect them from people like you, like a normal mother should do, instead of hurt and kill them like you do, probably if one of my children gets near of you, they end raped, hurt, mutitaled or even dead, after all life doesn't mean nothing for you

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