[Vantheman4321]

Re: 2017 Witch Hunt!

Woot!!!


Gentlemen and pastors, get thee ready for another great year of WITCH HUNTING!


For the sake of the new folks, here are the rules:

1. To prove a kill you must submit genitals, teeth, ears or fingers or toes to the Pastors if you cannot bring in the entire body.


2. Severely maiming will get you points, but it's not as good as a kill.


3. Because of ISIS and unwanted immigration we are now allowing Terrorist Hunting as well. Same rules apply.


4. For a trial time, we have added SJWs to the list of acceptable prey. Extra points if her "problem glasses" are in one piece!

You will need a permit, they are now available in the Church Lobby. The cost is $69.99. If you are not able to afford the cost of a Witch Hunting Permit, please fill out a "Hardship" Form available from a Pastor and a permit will be provided for you free of charge.


Winners will receive the coveted 2017 Witch Hunt Award, dinner for 4 at The Red Lobster, a gun of his/her choice from Bob4God's Gun World and a leather bound, over-sized KJV1611 Bible.


Now get out there and get us some witches!


Be GODLY, be good and most importantly HAVE FUN!


Post your results here!

I have contacted the police...

[Roland]

Re: 2017 Witch Hunt!

Ha. Wow. Nice work. Really. Although, what they are planning, that isnt legal. And now you have my IP. They are going to hurt people. I knew it was a logger THB.

I don´t quite follow your reasoning. Who is planning what? Why are you worried about people getting hurt? And please don´t worry about ip addresses, computers need them to communicate.

I have contacted the police...

Nice to see you are looking for help. Good luck!

[Vantheman4321]

Re: 2017 Witch Hunt!

I would be concerned that she is planning/telling others to mame and kill other humans. That's all. Yes I am worried about peoples toes and genitals getting cut off.

[Roland]

Re: 2017 Witch Hunt!

I would be concerned that she is planning/telling others to mame and kill other humans. That's all. Yes I am worried about peoples toes and genitals getting cut off.

Acting like an idiot might get you banned.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: 2017 Witch Hunt!

I think I may have found one. She is clearly wanton. She is clearly using vile influences upon men to inspire lustful thoughts. She has a cat which stares at me in far too meaningful a way as if it knows the effect her wicked spells have on my privy member. She moved in recently to the house down the street and wears scandalous attire and is seeing men for sexual gratification, that much is clear - I have seen them through my binoculars.

Should I torture a confession out of her first or just kill her swiftly and secretly?

[James Hutchins]

Re: 2017 Witch Hunt!

The Hutchin's Klan gearing up for another fun event! It is a real hoot to see a four year old fire off a 1911 with a magnum load. While it often obliterates teh witch or demon, making the beast ineligible for the official count, you cannot beat the fun with a Staff of Jesus(tm)! The girls use fire because they are all to weak to handle a gun. They will throw a few foil wrapped potatoes in as well. No waste at the Hutchin's Plantation, LLC.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: 2017 Witch Hunt!

Exodus 22:18 - Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

Leviticus 20:27 - A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood [shall be] upon them.

Deuteronomy 18:10 - There shall not be found among you [any one] that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, [or] that useth divination, [or] an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch,

Revelation 21:8 - But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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For witches, not just death but two deaths.

[Megan1993]

Re: 2017 Witch Hunt!

I think I may have found one. She is clearly wanton. She is clearly using vile influences upon men to inspire lustful thoughts. She has a cat which stares at me in far too meaningful a way as if it knows the effect her wicked spells have on my privy member. She moved in recently to the house down the street and wears scandalous attire and is seeing men for sexual gratification, that much is clear - I have seen them through my binoculars.

Should I torture a confession out of her first or just kill her swiftly and secretly?

I got an idea why not stop being a stalker and mind your own business? I know you believe souts equals witches but stalking people is wrong.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: 2017 Witch Hunt!

I got an idea why not stop being a stalker and mind your own business? I know you believe souts equals witches but stalking people is wrong.

Perhaps dear, you should mind your own business.

[James Hutchins]

Re: 2017 Witch Hunt!

I got an idea why not stop being a stalker and mind your own business? I know you believe souts equals witches but stalking people is wrong.

Are you a witch? Where will you be tonight? No doubt she will lie, all witches lie, that is one of the ways you can tell. Also by them thrashing when dunked in a river, a True Christian(tm) is calm as a cucumber.

[Megan1993]

Re: 2017 Witch Hunt!

Are you a witch? Where will you be tonight? No doubt she will lie, all witches lie, that is one of the ways you can tell. Also by them thrashing when dunked in a river, a True Christian™ is calm as a cucumber.

I'm in Waycross Georgia come at me bro

[Megan1993]

Re: 2017 Witch Hunt!

Are you a witch? Where will you be tonight? No doubt she will lie, all witches lie, that is one of the ways you can tell. Also by them thrashing when dunked in a river, a True Christian™ is calm as a cucumber.

At 8:00 there's an orgy in the woods scheduled with my coven thennsome demon raising oh and I'll be conjuring myself into an owl. Hoot hoot!


Well I'm waiting in Waycross even have the dunking booth ready. Well come at bro thou shall not suffer a which to live...


Coven orgy happening at obdiahs Okefenokee deepest part of the swamp.

[Megan1993]

Re: 2017 Witch Hunt!

Perhaps dear, you should mind your own business.

Not when you're encouraging illegal activity and ontop of it a creepy stalker who attributes his hardons with witch craft.
I got an idea if his part causes him to sin why not cut it off?
Mathew 5:30
And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, andcast it from thee: for it is profitable for theethat one of thy members should perish, and notthat thy whole body should be cast into hell

[James Hutchins]

Re: 2017 Witch Hunt!

I'm in Waycross Georgia come at me bro

Too far and I am sure there are other Christians where you are. I am in Virginia nestled between the bosoms of the Shenandoah mountains. Though I suspect you are lying. All witches lie. Jesus sees you fibbing and it makes him weep. Cruel.

[James Hutchins]

Re: 2017 Witch Hunt!

Not when you're encouraging illegal activity and ontop of it a creepy stalker who attributes his hardons with witch craft.
I got an idea if his part causes him to sin why not cut it off?
Mathew 5:30
And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, andcast it from thee: for it is profitable for theethat one of thy members should perish, and notthat thy whole body should be cast into hell

Are you implying you are one of those cutters? If so, I heard a little ditty that might be useful. 'Cut along the rails and not across'. Makes a lot of sense.