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Re: Muslim Jokes
An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond. The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen," which means: "Don't drink the water; the cows have crapped in it."
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English."
The Amish man says: "Use two hands, you'll get more."
Osama Bin Laden came to his cave one day and saw this graffiti:
"OSAMA FUCKS GOATS" on the group toilet wall. "It's a lie, " Osama yelled out to his fellow mujahideen, "The goat backed into me, while I was relieving myself at the edge of the mountain."
Q: What's the Muslim word for that useless part surrounding a vagina?
A: A woman.
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was unused to the salt in American foods (French fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water.
Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water.
But, then came the time when he returned empty-handed.
"Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water?" demanded the Grand Emir.
"A thousand pardons, O illustrious One," stammered the wretched Abdul, "An infidel is sitting on the well."
What do Muslim women have in common with hockey players?
They both wait until after three periods to change their pads!
An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond. The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen," which means: "Don't drink the water; the cows have crapped in it."
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English."
The Amish man says: "Use two hands, you'll get more."
Osama Bin Laden came to his cave one day and saw this graffiti:
"OSAMA FUCKS GOATS" on the group toilet wall. "It's a lie, " Osama yelled out to his fellow mujahideen, "The goat backed into me, while I was relieving myself at the edge of the mountain."
Q: What's the Muslim word for that useless part surrounding a vagina?
A: A woman.
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was unused to the salt in American foods (French fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water.
Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water.
But, then came the time when he returned empty-handed.
"Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water?" demanded the Grand Emir.
"A thousand pardons, O illustrious One," stammered the wretched Abdul, "An infidel is sitting on the well."
What do Muslim women have in common with hockey players?
They both wait until after three periods to change their pads!
In fact, it is sad that these blsphemers will have to spend the Eternity in agony.
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