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  • #1486
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Next: Under Obama, Mormon Tea becomes standard fare in school cafeterias.
    Reluctantly I have no choice but to say yes. What with your black muslim head of state in USA right now.

    NEXT: The person under me prays that one day Freehold can declare it's independence and True Christians(tm) can live there and practice God's law as per the KJV1611 bible without political or religious interference.
    2 Chronicles 7:14
    14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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    • #1487
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Whoooops. Wrong game. I thought this was the true or false game ..... not the make it worse.

      Sorry.
      2 Chronicles 7:14
      14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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      • #1488
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        Next: Under Obama, Mormon Tea becomes standard fare in school cafeterias.
        Mormon tea laced with marijuana leaf becomes standard fare in school cafes.

        NEXT: The politically correct pencil necks tell us that we can no longer discipline our children with a smack.

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        • #1489
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Thanks sweetheart.
          2 Chronicles 7:14
          14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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          • #1490
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Disciple Luke View Post
            Mormon tea laced with marijuana leaf becomes standard fare in school cafes.

            NEXT: The politically correct pencil necks tell us that we can no longer discipline our children with a smack.
            Instead, they require us to dope them up with smack!

            NEXT: Obama turns out to be a Scientologist.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • #1491
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              NEXT: Obama turns out to be a Scientologist.
              B. Hussein Obama meets Tom Cruise at the church of Scientology and they become Homersexural lovers!

              Next: Cities with blasphemous names like 'Christchurch' which are destroyed by Acts of God.
              Joshua 24:15
              And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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              • #1492
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Bryan Tamariki View Post
                B. Hussein Obama meets Tom Cruise at the church of Scientology and they become Homersexural lovers!

                Next: Cities with blasphemous names like 'Christchurch' which are destroyed by Acts of God.
                Cities with blasphemous names that have not been destroyed by acts of God.

                Stephen Hawkins' relentless doctor.

                (Billy Bob: I approve this post)
                1 Corinthians 11:3
                But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                Property of Billy Bob Jenkins

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                • #1493
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Originally posted by Cindy Lou Jenkins View Post
                  Cities with blasphemous names that have not been destroyed by acts of God.

                  Stephen Hawkins' relentless doctor.

                  (Billy Bob: I approve this post)
                  Stephen Hawkins actually died back in the 70's and what we are seeing now is an animatronic puppet.

                  Liebral pet owners who think "dogs are people too".
                  Drama queen

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                  • #1494
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                    Stephen Hawkins actually died back in the 70's and what we are seeing now is an animatronic puppet.

                    Liebral pet owners who think "dogs are people too".
                    Liberals who piddle with a dog's genitalia instead of simply asking the owner what gender it is.

                    Homosexuals who rape children in order to give them the virus that causes AIDS.
                    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                    • #1495
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Black Homosexual catholic priests who rape white innocent children in order to give them the virus that causes AIDS.

                      NEXT: Chinese slants praying to a fat chink statue.
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                      A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                      "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                      Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                      If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                      GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                      • #1496
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
                        .

                        NEXT: Chinese slants praying to a fat chink statue.
                        Chinese slants who pray to a fat chink statue while spitting on a photograph of Jesus.


                        NEXT: A joo-mudslime alliance against Christianity.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #1497
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Chinese slants who pray to a fat chink statue while spitting on a photograph of Jesus.


                          NEXT: A joo-mudslime alliance against Christianity.
                          an homosexual joo-mudslime alliance against Christianity and for the liberation of gayness, leaden by Obama.

                          NEXT: Kim Jo li entering heaven.

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                          • #1498
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Super atheist View Post
                            an homosexual joo-mudslime alliance against Christianity and for the liberation of gayness, leaden by Obama.

                            NEXT: Kim Jo li entering heaven.
                            Barack Obama entering heaven.

                            A woman wearing a tie.

                            (Billy Bob: I approve this post.)
                            1 Corinthians 11:3
                            But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                            Property of Billy Bob Jenkins

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                            • #1499
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Cindy Lou Jenkins View Post
                              Barack Obama entering heaven.

                              A woman wearing a tie.

                              (Billy Bob: I approve this post.)
                              A woman wearing a tie with mixed fibers.

                              A man spilling his seed upon the ground.
                              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                              • #1500
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                                A woman wearing a tie with mixed fibers.

                                A man spilling his seed upon the ground.
                                The man not having enough seed for crops because he spilled it carelessly on the ground, so his family starves to death over the long cold winter.

                                Oh, you meant a different kind of seed . . .

                                A man spilling his seed in the infertile ground of a woman on "the pill", or a homosexual, or a sheep. In God's eyes, I believe all are equally sinful.

                                Next: Jesus comes a-knocking, but you don't answer the door.
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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