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  • Sister Charli
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 1590

    #1441
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    The government-scientific-industrial global warming conspiracy.
    The government-scientific-industrial global warming conspiracy being used as a reason (excuse) to impose an emissions trading tax (money grab) on Australians.

    NEXT: A female Prime Minister
    2 Chronicles 7:14
    14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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    • Billy Bob Jenkins
      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
      Hates anal sex. And trees.
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 8337

      #1442
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
      The government-scientific-industrial global warming conspiracy being used as a reason (excuse) to impose an emissions trading tax (money grab) on Australians.

      NEXT: A female Prime Minister
      A female Prime Minister on her period.

      NEXT: Unsaved children masturbating on 4chan.
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • Sister Charli
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 1590

        #1443
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
        NEXT: Unsaved children masturbating on 4chan.
        Unsaved 11 year old child Jessi Slaughter ranting, raving and yes, probably also masturbating, on 4chan (here) requiring police protection.

        NEXT: Irresponsible parents
        2 Chronicles 7:14
        14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

        Comment

        • Billy Bob Jenkins
          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
          Hates anal sex. And trees.
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 8337

          #1444
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
          Unsaved 11 year old child Jessi Slaughter ranting, raving and yes, probably also masturbating, on 4chan (here) requiring police protection.

          NEXT: Irresponsible parents
          Irresponsible homosexual parents.

          NEXT: A Mary worshipping pedophile getting a transfer.
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • Sister Charli
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 1590

            #1445
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
            A Mary worshipping pedophile getting a transfer.
            A Mary worshipping pedophile getting a transfer to the McDonald's that your kids get their happy meals from.

            NEXT: Spaghetti bolagnese
            2 Chronicles 7:14
            14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

            Comment

            • Billy Bob Jenkins
              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
              Hates anal sex. And trees.
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 8337

              #1446
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
              A Mary worshipping pedophile getting a transfer to the McDonald's that your kids get their happy meals from.

              NEXT: Spaghetti bolagnese
              Worshipping spaghetti bolognese while dressed as a pirate on your way to Hell.

              NEXT: A modern person not including the eloquent word "refudiate" in their lexicon.
              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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              • Sister Charli
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 1590

                #1447
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                A modern person not including the eloquent word "refudiate" in their lexicon.
                A modern person giving their maiden parliamentary speech not including the word "refudiate" in their lexicon.

                NEXT: Shotgun wedding.
                2 Chronicles 7:14
                14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78552

                  #1448
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post

                  NEXT: Shotgun wedding.
                  WORSE: Shotgun wedding with no ammo.




                  NEXT: Drunken smelly pirates blaspheming God.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Lisa H
                    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 5070

                    #1449
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    WORSE: Shotgun wedding with no ammo.




                    NEXT: Drunken smelly pirates blaspheming God.
                    Worse: Will the Drunken smelly pirates blaspheming God ever leave this forum
                    NEXT: Atheist children
                    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                    • Sister Charli
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 1590

                      #1450
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Drunken smelly pirates blaspheming God.
                      Drunken naked smelly one eyed pirates blaspheming God and showing their noodle to underage children.

                      NEXT: Burnt offerings.
                      2 Chronicles 7:14
                      14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

                      Comment

                      • Bobby-Joe
                        Landover Security Superviser
                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 18405

                        #1451
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
                        Drunken naked smelly one eyed pirates blaspheming God and showing their noodle to underage children.

                        NEXT: Burnt offerings.
                        Burnt offering at a NAACP meeting.

                        NEXT: Black supremacists home loan officer.

                        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                        • Sister Charli
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 1590

                          #1452
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                          Black supremacists home loan officer.
                          Black supremacists home loan officers advertising campaign. Buy now. Buy now. Last chance to personally own this little piece of slumsville. Have your sleep interrupted hourly by emergency services sirens 24/7. Have stray dogs fight the local inhabitants for the garbage bin left overs. Glide off to sleep each night as you listen to your neighbours beat the heck out of each other. What more could you wish for?

                          NEXT: Chocolate brownies.
                          2 Chronicles 7:14
                          14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

                          Comment

                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78552

                            #1453
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post

                            NEXT: Chocolate brownies.
                            Chocolate brownies with marijuana stirred up in them! I heard about this at a pastor's retreat in Hawaii last winter. Those things sneak up on you!


                            NEXT: Uppity teenagers.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Rev. Jim Osborne
                              True Christian™ Televangelist
                              Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                              On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 8622

                              #1454
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Chocolate brownies with marijuana stirred up in them! I heard about this at a pastor's retreat in Hawaii last winter. Those things sneak up on you!


                              NEXT: Uppity teenagers.
                              Wild, out-of-control teen sluts on the loose!



                              You have no idea how many of those types of girls I have helped bring to Christ once they reach 18. It's sad, really.

                              NEXT: William S. Burroughs' "Naked Lunch".

                              Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                              • Petal
                                LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 991

                                #1455
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                                NEXT: William S. Burroughs' "Naked Lunch".
                                playings william tell wiv a liddle tiny pea on your head insteads of a apples.

                                next: a big fat cockroach crawlin up your legs

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