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  • Rachael Van Helsing
    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
    • Sep 2006
    • 5131
    #1426
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Toothache and hemorrhoids combined with a nice bout of stomach flu.

    Next: Sarah Palin being poster-child for 'Moms displaying their stretchmarks and c-section marks proudly in bikinis' day.
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    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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      • Amos Samuel
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • May 2010
        • 11
        #1427
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
        Toothache and hemorrhoids combined with a nice bout of stomach flu.

        Next: Sarah Palin being poster-child for 'Moms displaying their stretchmarks and c-section marks proudly in bikinis' day.
        Sarah Palin and Michelle Obama being poster-children for 'Moms displaying their stretchmarks and c-section marks proudly in bikinis' day

        Next: Seeing gay men kiss in public
        John 20:29 Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.

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          • Rachael Van Helsing
            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
            • Sep 2006
            • 5131
            #1428
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Seeing people (gay or straight) grope in public. I mean I'm as liberal minded as the next sane person but come on, people, no one wants to see that.

            Next: The resurrection of the presidency of GWB...!
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            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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              • Seth Campbell
                Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Apr 2010
                • 1565
                #1429
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                Seeing people (gay or straight) grope in public. I mean I'm as liberal minded as the next sane person but come on, people, no one wants to see that.

                Next: The resurrection of the presidency of GWB...!
                A second term for Obammy.

                Next: This board being taken over by heathens.
                PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                  • Bryan Tamariki
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Aug 2007
                    • 285
                    #1430
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Everyone one on this forum becoming a clone of Rachael Van Helspawn!

                    Next:
                    Being trapped in Kings Cross, the Red-light district of Sydney, Australia - with no one to help carry your luggage.
                    Joshua 24:15
                    And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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                      • Rachael Van Helsing
                        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5131
                        #1431
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Being trapped in Kings Cross, the Red-light district of Sydney, Australia - with no one to help carry your luggage, then getting mugged.

                        *Question, what might a TC be doing in a 'redlight' district with luggage to stay no less??
                        Next - still being jetlagged after five damn days.
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                        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                          • James Dewitt
                            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 6267
                            #1432
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post


                            Next - still being jetlagged after five damn days.
                            Next- snow bound in the airport terminal for 5 days with jet lag, and having the bar run out of beer and chicken wings.

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                              • Paul Jeffery
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Dec 2009
                                • 272
                                #1433
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                                Next- snow bound in the airport terminal for 5 days with jet lag, and having the bar run out of beer and chicken wings.
                                ...then having to sit in close proximity to the fat man who's single-handedly responsible AND three of the four stalls in the restroom are out of order.

                                Next: Elena Kagan picked for Supreme Court
                                sigpicMIKE HUCKABEE/RAND PAUL - 2012 (or sooner if possible)

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                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 78552
                                    #1434
                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                    Originally posted by Paul Jeffery View Post
                                    Next: Elena Kagan picked for Supreme Court
                                    Satan himself being assigned to the Supreme Court.


                                    Next: A lazy 14 year old Indonesian houseboy who doesn't put his back into it when polishing your shoes.
                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                      • Rachael Van Helsing
                                        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 5131
                                        #1435
                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                        Zeke having an indonesian houseboy in the first place!

                                        Next: being housebound due to severe jetlag.
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                                        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 78552
                                            #1436
                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                                            Next: being housebound due to severe jetlag.
                                            Having to fly commercial. I don't.


                                            Next: A coven of witches hibernating in a cave full of spiders.
                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                              • Nolita
                                                Forum Member
                                                Forum Member
                                                • Apr 2010
                                                • 78
                                                #1437
                                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                Having to fly commercial. I don't.


                                                Next: A coven of witches hibernating in a cave full of spiders.
                                                A coven of witches hibernating in a cave full of spiders and snakes! Ickkkk


                                                Next: Being discovering your best friend wants to kill you because God told him to.... Or so he says. *shifty eyes*
                                                1 Timothy 2:11-15
                                                Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

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                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78552
                                                    #1438
                                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                    Originally posted by Nolita View Post
                                                    Next: Being discovering your best friend wants to kill you because God told him to.... Or so he says. *shifty eyes*
                                                    Being killed by this same friend, and being told by Jesus that He did in fact order your death.



                                                    Next: Gossping women in the congregation stirring up trouble between a certain happily engaged couple.
                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                                                        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                                                        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                                                        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Dec 2006
                                                        • 12414
                                                        #1439
                                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

                                                        Next: Gossping women in the congregation stirring up trouble between a certain happily engaged couple.
                                                        Gossiping women in the congregation stirring up trouble between a certain happily engaged couple, then refusing to talk about what they think they know when called to the Ladies of Landover offices for a disciplinary meeting.

                                                        Next: Republicans In Name Only like John McCain refusing to step aside for TRUE conservatives.
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                                                        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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                                                          • Bobby-Joe
                                                            Landover Security Superviser
                                                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 18405
                                                            #1440
                                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                            Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                                                            Gossiping women in the congregation stirring up trouble between a certain happily engaged couple, then refusing to talk about what they think they know when called to the Ladies of Landover offices for a disciplinary meeting.

                                                            Next: Republicans In Name Only like John McCain refusing to step aside for TRUE conservatives.
                                                            RINO's like Crist who go independent just to deny a REAL Americans like Rubio his well earned victory in the Florida senate race.

                                                            NEXT: The government-scientific-industrial global warming conspiracy.

                                                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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