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  • #1336
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by apple9 View Post
    Christianity is made illegal.
    Islam is made mandatory.


    Nancy Peloski makes a porn video.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #1337
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Islam is made mandatory.


      Nancy Peloski makes a porn video.
      Nancy Pelosi makes a porn video with Hillary Clinton! :sick:

      4 Jehovah's Witlesses save your life by pulling you out of a car wreck.

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      • #1338
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
        4 Jehovah's Witlesses save your life by pulling you out of a car wreck.
        and for the rest of your life their missionaries come to your home every day


        Next Mitt Romney is elected President and passes....

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        • #1339
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by Lola Handcock View Post
          Next Mitt Romney is elected President and passes....
          Mitt Romney is elected President and doesn't die from The LORD catching his magical underpants on fire.

          A remake of the sitcom The Golden Girls.
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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          • #1340
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
            A remake of the sitcom The Golden Girls.
            With an all-fag cast.

            Next: Radical homers riot and burn the State of Maine to the ground in retaliation for losing their special rights to be married.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #1341
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              With an all-fag cast.

              Next: Radical homers riot and burn the State of Maine to the ground in retaliation for losing their special rights to be married.
              George Bush quells the rioting by publicly proposing to his longtime love Dick Cheney. Cheney accepts by shooting Laura in the face!

              A massive earthquake shakes California.

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              • #1342
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
                A massive earthquake shakes California.
                and It breaks free of the US and a new nation is created called Homer land

                next

                Canada becomes jealous of the new nation....

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                • #1343
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
                  A massive earthquake shakes California.
                  ...and takes Iowa with it!


                  Next: A house servant mammy who "accidentaly" washed my whites with my coloreds and turned all my manly undergarments PINK!
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #1344
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Wetback maids who steal money, small electronics, and fine silverware.

                    Next: Having to listen to some nutcase "Truther" that says our Godly George W. Bush did 9/11.

                    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                    • #1345
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                      Next: Having to listen to some nutcase "Truther" that says our Godly George W. Bush did 9/11.
                      Having to listen to radical atheists complain about Godly George W. Bush's father who widely stated, "Non-believers can't be considered citizens or patriots...this is one nation under God."


                      Next: Listening to women gossiping in Church.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #1346
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Next: Listening to women gossiping in Church.
                        Having to kick Ladies of Landover out of the organization for not being quiet in church as commanded by God!

                        Next: The state of Washington failing to do their part to defend families and marriage.
                        Posted via Prayer

                        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                        Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                        Blogging for CHRIST!
                        Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                        All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                        Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                        On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                        My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                        • #1347
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          The state of Maine is overrun by Washingtonians and the gay marriage ban is revoked!

                          Next: Kim Jong-Il

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                          • #1348
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                            The state of Maine is overrun by Washingtonians and the gay marriage ban is revoked!

                            Next: Kim Jong-Il
                            Kim Jong-Well!

                            North Korea becomes a Muslim nation and joins forces with Iran, forming a Axis of Evil!
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • #1349
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                              North Korea becomes a Muslim nation and joins forces with Iran, forming a Axis of Evil!
                              Obama surrenders to the Axis of Evil, and America is forced to bow down to Mekka!


                              Next: Queer Mudslim terrorists infiltrate the U.S. Government and shoot Republicans!
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • #1350
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Next: Queer Mudslim terrorists infiltrate the U.S. Government and shoot Republicans!
                                ...and butcher their flesh into USDA Prime cuts!

                                Next: Obama announces he's a steak and potatoes man
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                                I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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