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  • #1126
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Being downgraded? What does that mean? I've never flown commercial in my life.
    And you never will Pastor Zeke, they only down grade women when they are over booked... and if they don't, a women should have the decency to volunteer before you are down graded!!

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Next: 50 year old single malt whiskey....on ICE!
    Now I am confused? Not sure what is bad about 50 year old single malt whiskey on the rocks...
    50 year old triple distilled whiskey - in the dessert with no ice for hundreds of miles.

    Next : Alcoholics
    Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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    • #1127
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
      And you never will Pastor Zeke, they only down grade women when they are over booked... and if they don't, a women should have the decency to volunteer before you are down graded!!


      Now I am confused? Not sure what is bad about 50 year old single malt whiskey on the rocks...
      50 year old triple distilled whiskey - in the dessert with no ice for hundreds of miles.

      Next : Alcoholics
      Recovering alcoholics. (Excruciatingly boring people)


      Next: People that don't realize that single malt Scotch should only be served neat.

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      • #1128
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
        Recovering alcoholics. (Excruciatingly boring people)


        Next: People that don't realize that single malt Scotch should only be served neat.
        People who try and dictate to alcoholics how a drink should be drunk.

        Next : Female ignorance (my bad)
        Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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        • #1129
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
          People who try and dictate to alcoholics how a drink should be drunk.

          Next : Female ignorance (my bad)

          Ignorant female alcoholics that put ice in perfectly good booze.

          Females that haven't figured out they're ignorant.

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          • #1130
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            People who refuse to teach someone who is ignorant.

            People who dawdle in supermarkets when your in a hurry.

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            • #1131
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by Sungstra View Post
              People who dawdle in supermarkets when your in a hurry.
              I've never been in a supermarket. I have staff who do that.


              Next: Polacks.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #1132
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Polacks? Being of Polish descent, I respectfully request, Pastor Zeke, that you don't start something you can't finish.

                (J/k. I don't much care for most of 'em either. A lot of them have DEMONS.)
                Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                 Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
                LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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                • #1133
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  I've never been in a supermarket. I have staff who do that.


                  Next: Polacks.
                  Gypos.

                  Next: A "traditional" briss.
                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                  • #1134
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    False... I don't know what a briss is.

                    People who believe in Anthropogenic Climate Change.

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                    • #1135
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by Sungstra View Post

                      People who believe in Anthropogenic Climate Change.
                      False. The only change comes from Jesus. That "anthropogenic" is nothing but a false God made up by the Greeks.


                      Next: Big jewery children's books (like "Dr." Seuss)
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #1136
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Big lie-bral children's tv programs (like Sesame Street)

                        Next: Sesame Street's 40th birthday.
                        Joshua 24:15
                        And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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                        • #1137
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by Bryan Tamariki View Post
                          Big lie-bral children's tv programs (like Sesame Street)

                          Next: Sesame Street's 40th birthday.
                          Sesame Street's 100th birthday (God help us all).

                          Next : Blasphemy Day
                          Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                          • #1138
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
                            Sesame Street's 100th birthday (God help us all).

                            Next : Blasphemy Day
                            "Blasphemy Days", the mini series on PBS. Your tax dollars at work.


                            Next: Greenpeace(tree huggers)

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                            • #1139
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
                              Females that haven't figured out they're ignorant.
                              Bossy females that haven't figured out they're ignorant.

                              Next: Eve's disobedient nature
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                              I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                              • #1140
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
                                "Blasphemy Days", the mini series on PBS. Your tax dollars at work.


                                Next: Greenpeace(tree huggers)
                                Purple Flower Power

                                Next : Another act of God hitting (American) Samoa in the form of a Tsunami

                                _________________
                                LostGirlNY is one of those females who Johnnyboy warned us about earlier -- a female who hasn't figured out how to play a simple game and doesn't know how ignorant she is, or maybe she's just exercising the disobedient nature that she inherited from her mother, Eve - LL
                                Last edited by Larry Lee; 09-30-2009, 09:56 AM. Reason: In Jesus Holy name, Amen
                                Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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