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  • #1186
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Missing the target by one consonant and instead destroying the democratic and free (thanks to GWB!) nation of Iraq.


    Next: Obama orders mandatory SAMBA! lessons for every man, woman and child in America in order to defeat the Brazilians in 2016.
    ... lead by the folks from Freehold!!!

    Next : A Brazilian
    Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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    • #1187
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      An allergic reaction to a brazilian.

      Next: Being awake at all hours of the night with a headache, crappy weather and just drinking a big mouthful of tea in which salt was added instead of sugar.
      sigpic
      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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      • #1188
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
        An allergic reaction to a brazilian.

        Next: Being awake at all hours of the night with a headache, crappy weather and just drinking a big mouthful of tea in which salt was added instead of sugar.
        Having listen to cranky witches complain when they deserve to be burnt at the steak.

        NEXT: bigoted, hate crazed, closed minded anti-Christian wiccans

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

        Hot Must ReadThreads!


        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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        • #1189
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
          NEXT: bigoted, hate crazed, closed minded anti-Christian wiccans
          Bigoted, hate crazed, closed minded anti-Christian wiccans who haunt God's favorite forum, throwing herself at True Christian(tm) men and women.

          Next: Immoral atheists.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #1190
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Next: Immoral atheists.
            Immoral atheists in the white house

            Fish sticks
            Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

            GOD HATES FAGS
            Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
            DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

             WHITE AND PROUD

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            • #1191
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by Brother Hank View Post
              Immoral atheists in the white house

              Fish sticks
              Fish on sticks, served at carnivals.

              Next : Ignorant girls who jump into threads without doing their homework.
              Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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              • #1192
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post

                Next : Ignorant girls who jump into threads without doing their homework.
                Ignorant girls who refuse the upclose and personal Christian counseling offered by a handsome young True Christian™ Pastor, and instead choose a life of whoredoms and sin.

                Next: Pastor Deacon Fred getting his photo on the cover of "Christianity Today" Magazine, and not...someone else at Landover....who is younger and more... studly than that old fart...
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #1193
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Jealous Pastors!! But you are way more studly than Pastor D Fred!!

                  Next : Getting lost in gangster-land.
                  Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                  • #1194
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post

                    Next : Getting lost in gangster-land.
                    Getting lost in gangster-land without my security detail because Pastor Deacon Fred "appropriated" mine, now that HIS face is on the cover of Chrisianity Today Magazine and he's all full of himself...


                    Next: Wild screeching spider monkeys on the loose!
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #1195
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      during a church service!!!

                      Freehold, Iowa gets kicked out of the USA

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                      • #1196
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                        Freehold, Iowa gets kicked out of the USA
                        And joins Canada!

                        hollywood movies about zombies
                        Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

                        GOD HATES FAGS
                        Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
                        DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

                         WHITE AND PROUD

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                        • #1197
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          hollywood movies about gay cowboys.

                          Next: South Park

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                          • #1198
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post

                            Next: South Park
                            North Korea


                            Next: A steaming pile of communiss kim chee.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • #1199
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              North Korea


                              Next: A steaming pile of communiss kim chee.
                              The aftermath of eating a steaming pile of communiss kim chee. Kim Jong Il's revenge, as I have heard it called.

                              Artistics and aspies.
                              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                              • #1200
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                                Artistics and aspies.
                                Artistics and aspies in the "Special Olympics," where everyone gets a gold medal.


                                Next: Slinky
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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