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  • #1111
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post

    Next: non-traditional gender roles
    The only thing worse than a sissy is a full-blown queer. God knows these things!


    Next: Nigra witches that are difficult to spot in the trees at night.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #1112
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Next: Nigra witches that are difficult to spot in the trees at night.
      Nigra witches that're very easy to spot BECAUSE THEY'RE IN THE WHITE HOUSE!

      Next: Negro deliquents fusing reggae and ska rhythms with the devil's punk rock music. God hates that a lot!
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • #1113
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post

        Next: Negro deliquents fusing reggae and ska rhythms with the devil's punk rock music. God hates that a lot!
        Miscenogistic race traitor punk bands butchering one of my favorite Christian Hymns!

        Next: Race-mixing sumo wrestling.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #1114
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Nude race-mixing sumo wrestling

          Next: nudity

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          • #1115
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Being nude without having anyone else around to be nude with.


            Next: Having no one around to be nude with because you're trying to battle a serious addiction and company of the opposite sex, especially nude company of the opposite sex, would not help you overcome said addiction, but would in fact make things very hard.
            This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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            • #1116
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
              [COLOR=purple]Next: Having no one around to be nude with because you're trying to battle a serious addiction and company of the opposite sex, especially nude company of the opposite sex, would not help you overcome said addiction, but would in fact make things very hard.
              tl;dr


              Next: False Christians who give witches hope that they might be Saved(c) despite being a satan worshiper.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #1117
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                tl;dr


                Next: False Christians who give witches hope that they might be Saved© despite being a satan worshiper.
                False Christians that believe in Osambo's "hope" (damn commie-enablers).

                Next: "No Praying" signs in hospitals.

                Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                • #1118
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                  Next: "No Praying" signs in hospitals.
                  No Praying signs in the White House!

                  Next: Day-glo Church Choir robes.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #1119
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    A day-glo church choir.

                    Next: Soft-spoken, wussy, itinerant "guest" preachers whose damnations and exhortations can't even be heard clearly at the first row of the sanctuary. DEMONS can cause such damage to vocal cords and other organs, you know, especially if said preacher is a bit on the fuzzy-wuzzy side to begin with.
                    Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                    1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                    A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                     Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
                    LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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                    • #1120
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Demons pretending to be piles.

                      Next: slo-food!
                      Psalm 81:10:
                      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                      • #1121
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Slo-food is slllllooooooooowwwww. Too sslllllloooowwww for our fastpacedworld.

                        Next: Slo-food delivered eeeeevvvvvennnnn ssllllloooowwwwwwer....., especially when you're inahurry!
                        Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                        1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                        A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                         Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
                        LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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                        • #1122
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by Justina Thyme View Post
                          Slo-food is slllllooooooooowwwww. Too sslllllloooowwww for our fastpacedworld.

                          Next: Slo-food delivered eeeeevvvvvennnnn ssllllloooowwwwwwer....., especially when you're inahurry!
                          Slo-food that moves through way, wayyyy too FAST!!

                          Next: A long line outside the single-occupancy restroom at the slo-food restaurant.
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • #1123
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Next: A long line outside the single-occupancy restroom at the slo-food restaurant.

                            When you get to the front of the line you find that the restroom has no toilet paper and no soap !

                            Next: family weddings .
                            Joshua 24:15
                            And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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                            • #1124
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Bryan Tamariki View Post
                              Next: A long line outside the single-occupancy restroom at the slo-food restaurant.

                              When you get to the front of the line you find that the restroom has no toilet paper and no soap !

                              Next: family weddings .
                              Incestuous weddings.

                              Next : Being downgraded to economy class on American Airlines and finding yourself stuck between a goth and an emo...



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                              Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                              • #1125
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
                                Next : Being downgraded to economy class on American Airlines and finding yourself stuck between a goth and an emo...
                                Being downgraded? What does that mean? I've never flown commercial in my life.

                                Next: 50 year old single malt whiskey....on ICE!
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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