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  • Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
    Next : Another act of God hitting (American) Samoa in the form of a Tsunami
    All Saomoan Cookies being wiped off the face of the earth!


    Next: The Vril.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

      Next: The Vril.

      The gremlins that the Vril Society sends to steal my cookies, hide my keys and make scary noises at night.




      Next: Hearing the dentist say, "uh oh."

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      • Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        All Saomoan Cookies being wiped off the face of the earth!


        Next: The Vril.
        Strange conspiracy theories causing hysteria and paranoia, and ultimately xenophobia, which are all counterproductive to society.

        Originally posted by Miss Abbey
        Hearing the dentist say, ''uh-oh''!


        Hearing the surgeon say, "uh-oh"!

        Next: trying to have a decent conversation with a friend/7-11 clerk, but being unable to because he constantly finds ways to tie everything being said to a conspiracy theory. SERIOUSLY, JUSTIN, THE WORLD ISN'T OUT TO GET YOU!
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        • Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
          Strange conspiracy theories causing hysteria and paranoia, and ultimately xenophobia, which are all counterproductive to society.



          Hearing the surgeon say, "uh-oh"!

          Next: trying to have a decent conversation with a friend/7-11 clerk, but being unable to because he constantly finds ways to tie everything being said to a conspiracy theory. SERIOUSLY, JUSTIN, THE WORLD ISN'T OUT TO GET YOU!
          Being able to have a decent conversation with a 7/11 clerk.

          Next : People who don't believe in conspiracy theories...
          Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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          • Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
            Being able to have a decent conversation with a 7/11 clerk.

            Next : People who don't believe in conspiracy theories...
            People who don't believe in conspiracy theories, who are then carried away by the secret government/alien agencies they didn't believe in!


            Next: Your snoopy mother rearranging all your things, claiming that everything was a mess, but you knew exactly where everything was when it was messy.
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            • Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
              Next: Your snoopy mother rearranging all your things, claiming that everything was a mess, but you knew exactly where everything was when it was messy.
              A witch harlot who still lives with her mother.



              Next: Fox canceling their live coverage of this year's witch hunt.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • Re: The "make it worse" game

                People being burnt who aren't witches

                Next: Honey Dumplings!

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                • Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Originally posted by Sungstra View Post
                  People being burnt who aren't witches

                  Next: Honey Dumplings!
                  A twelve ounce porterhouse, cooked medium rare, with HONEY FREAKIN DUMPLINS on the side instead of a baked potato.

                  Next: Nancy boy conservationalists telling the government that the Bluefin Tuna fishery is in serious decline in the Atlantic Ocean off the coast of North Carolina.

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                  • Re: The "make it worse" game

                    But North Carolina doesn't boarder the coast?

                    Conservationist's theories being true.

                    Next: Burnt toast.

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                    • Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by Sungstra View Post
                      But North Carolina doesn't boarder the coast?

                      Conservationist's theories being true.

                      Next: Burnt toast.
                      Retardeds that burn toast who don't know how to read a map

                      Next: The great inland empire of North Carolina.
                      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                      • Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Sungstra View Post
                        But North Carolina doesn't boarder the coast?

                        Conservationist's theories being true.

                        Next: Burnt toast.

                        Correct. North Carolina does not boarder the coast. It borders the coast. You really impress me.

                        I'm very sorry for derailing this thread.

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                        • Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                          Retardeds that burn toast who don't know how to read a map

                          Next: The great inland empire of North Carolina.

                          The great inland empire of North Carolina invaded by kangaroos, panda bears, koala bears, and other vicious animals indigenous to the coastal areas of North America.

                          Next: This is easy, so forgive me----AUSTRALIA

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                          • Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
                            The great inland empire of North Carolina invaded by kangaroos, panda bears, koala bears, and other vicious animals indigenous to the coastal areas of North America.

                            Next: This is easy, so forgive me----AUSTRALIA
                            Filthy abos playing didgeridoos, playing with boomerangs, eating vegemite.

                            Toilets where the water spins counterclockwise.
                            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                            • Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                              Filthy abos playing didgeridoos, playing with boomerangs, eating vegemite.

                              Toilets where the water spins counterclockwise.
                              Toilets where water flushes up instead of down!

                              Next: People who claim that universal health care -- that is, we responsible taxpayers being forced by Obama to cough up for some obese slob's second Big Mac-induced quadruple bypass -- is a "moral obligation", but believe that Fatty McFatass has no "moral obligation" to take care of his own health.
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                              • Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                                Toilets where water flushes up instead of down!

                                Next: People who claim that universal health care -- that is, we responsible taxpayers being forced by Obama to cough up for some obese slob's second Big Mac-induced quadruple bypass -- is a "moral obligation", but believe that Fatty McFatass has no "moral obligation" to take care of his own health.
                                UHHHHH....Commies! Yeah. Reds, or something!!!! Reds taking our jobs and giving their taxes to fat asses,

                                Soviet toilets designed to flush backwards and send American tax dollars up the sh*tter.

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