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  • Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Artistics and aspies in the "Special Olympics," where everyone gets a gold medal.


    Next: Slinky
    Getting a shiny new slinky but not having any stairs to "let it loose".

    Next : Writers block.
    Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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    • Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
      Getting a shiny new slinky but not having any stairs to "let it loose".

      Next : Writers block.
      Sluts who've been "around the block".

      "Fangbanging" whores like in that horrifying Homosexual Box Office show, True Blood.
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      • Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by JennyD View Post
        "Fangbanging" whores like in that horrifying Homosexual Box Office show, True Blood.
        Wow. ah... Our dear Sister Sarah signing up for the fellatio lessons at her local Y?

        Next: Willoe signing up for the fellatio lessons at her local Y
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        • Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
          Getting a shiny new slinky but not having any stairs to "let it loose".

          Next : Writers block.
          *Screams* Writer's block drives me insane!! Completely and totally nuts! You sit in front of your computer, or notebook full of blank pages, for hours just staring at it waiting for something to come. And if it does, it usually sucks. I hate writer's block.
          Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
          Wow. ah... Our dear Sister Sarah signing up for the fellatio lessons at her local Y?

          Next: Willoe signing up for the fellatio lessons at her local Y
          I didn't know they gave lessons for that in public places? Hmm. Anyway! Someone signing up for fellatio lessons and then performing so terribly they fail the course.

          Next: trying your hardest to get over a sex-addiction, but continuously running into posts with sexual content.
          This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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          • Re: The "make it worse" game

            That's just perverse!

            Next: witches being unnecessarily perverse.

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            • Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
              That's just perverse!

              Next: witches being unnecessarily perverse.
              Mis-understood witches!! (I got your back WW)

              Next : Speech Impediments...
              Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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              • Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
                Mis-understood witches!! (I got your back WW) Thank you! I got yours, too, girl!

                Next : Speech Impediments...
                Having a very painful canker sore on the underside of your tongue, which causes you to sound like you have a speech impediment, causing your friends to harrass you about it, thus making sure that your physical pain and bruised ego are equal in measure.

                Next: craving a smoke like crazy, but being unable to have one because they make canker sores worse. DOESN'T ANYBODY HAVE ANY FREAKING GUM?!?!
                This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                • Re: The "make it worse" game

                  People who complain about self-induced injury.

                  Next: Battery-Cage eggs.

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                  • Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Sungstra View Post
                    People who complain about self-induced injury.

                    Next: Battery-Cage eggs.
                    Battery-Cage Babies!!

                    Next : Having that 'out-of-your-league' feeling, sending you in a downward spiral of depression (not that I know how that feels like)!
                    Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                    • Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
                      Next : Having that 'out-of-your-league' feeling, sending you in a downward spiral of depression (not that I know how that feels like)!
                      Worse than that? Not following your own instincts. Bail now. Get while the gettin's good.


                      Next: Dropping your favorite Bible in the jacuzzi.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      • Re: The "make it worse" game

                        A jacuzzi owned by sodomites who have comitted unspeakable horrors therein.

                        Next: witches using our forum as a lesbian dating service.

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                        • Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                          Next: witches using our forum as a lesbian dating service.
                          And then the witches send me pornographic photos of themselves committing whoredoms and perversions!


                          Next: Fat, bloated goths with Big Gulps(c).
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            And then the witches send me pornographic photos of themselves committing whoredoms and perversions!


                            Next: Fat, bloated goths with Big Gulps©.
                            Fat, bloated goths with Big Gulps sending you pornographic photos of themselves committing whoredoms and perversions.

                            Next : Lost little harlots seeking attention - in the wrong places!

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                            • Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by satan's False Word View Post
                              Next : Lost little harlots seeking attention - in the wrong places!
                              What could be worse than that?@?!?!
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
                                Mis-understood witches!! (I got your back WW)
                                The woman has said she's trying to get over a sex addiction which is keeping her from experiencing the True Love of Jesus, and here you are, making Lezbean overtures.

                                Have you no shame?
                                Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                                Having a very painful canker sore on the underside of your tongue,
                                Once in a while I get a canker sore, too. I keep some licorice root capsules (regular, not DGL) on hand for just such an occasion. I break one open and put the powder on the canker sore, and keep it there as long as I can. (Usually get 'em on my inner cheek next to the gum, so easy to put it in there like a Wad O Chew or something before bed.) Then I pray with all my heart and soul to my Lord Jesus that He will remove the vile canker demon from my mouth.

                                By morning, the pain is gone, and my mouth tastes licoricey-fresh! Praise the Lord!

                                (Apparently Colgate makes a patch with licorice root extract, but I'd never heard of it until this very moment.)
                                Originally posted by satan's False Word View Post
                                Fat, bloated goths with Big Gulps sending you pornographic photos of themselves committing whoredoms and perversions.

                                Next : Lost little harlots seeking attention - in the wrong places!
                                Lost little harlots seeking attention . . . with an engaged, True Christian(tm) Pastor!

                                Next: The American flag replaced by reproduction Shrouds of Turin:

                                Garlaschelli used methods and materials that were available in the middle ages to reproduce the full-sized shroud. He placed a linen sheet flat over a volunteer, rubbing it with a pigment containing small amounts of acid. A mask was used for the face.

                                He then artificially aged the pigment by heating the cloth in an oven and then washing it. This process, which removed the pigment from the surface, left blurry, halftone images similar to those seen on the original Shroud. Bloodstains, burn holes, scorches and water stains were then added to achieve the finishing effects.
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