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  • #1396
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Next: Getting toe-tapped in a public restroom stall....and you recognize the custom made lime green patent leather shoes doing the tapping!
    __________________
    And its your DAD


    Next you see your Mom and Brother having sex....
    ( now how can you make it worse ,I mean really)

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    • #1397
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      You see your father and your brother having sex (abominable!)

      Next: women posting near pornographic messages on a CHRISTIAN forum...

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      • #1398
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
        Next: women posting near pornographic messages on a CHRISTIAN forum...
        Women posting pornographic photos on a CHRISTIAN forum...

        Next: So-called 'christian' poets who spent/spend all their talking to their athiest friends and taking drugs.
        Joshua 24:15
        And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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        • #1399
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by Bryan Tamariki View Post
          Women posting pornographic photos on a CHRISTIAN forum...

          Next: So-called 'christian' poets who spent/spend all their talking to their athiest friends and taking drugs.
          And they don't overdose!

          Next: Bryan Tamariki almost killing a great thread with silliness.

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          • #1400
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
            Next: Bryan Tamariki almost killing a great thread with silliness.
            Unsaved scum killing off a great thread with hatemongering.


            Next: Leftover Thanksgiving turkey, but no Velveeta(r) for sandwiches.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #1401
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              And the only other cheese available is smelly, rotten French stuff...

              Next: Being wrongfully accused of being a DRUG-ADDICT!!!

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              • #1402
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                And the only other cheese available is smelly, rotten French stuff...

                Next: Being wrongfully accused of being a DRUG-ADDICT!!!
                Being wrongfully accused of being a DRUG-ADDICT by your pastor, during the sermon!!

                Next: A jooish family moves in next door.

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                • #1403
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  A Jooish family moves in on both sides of you...

                  Next: Birds turn evil and start attacking humans

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                  • #1404
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                    Next: Birds turn evil and start attacking humans
                    Pterodact Psteraducta Teradac Giant dinosaur birds start attacking humans!!


                    Next: Jesus catches the mexican swine flu on His birthday!
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #1405
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Pterodact Psteraducta Teradac Giant dinosaur birds start attacking humans!!


                      Next: Jesus catches the mexican swine flu on His birthday!
                      Jesus catches the mexican swine flu on His birthday and it turns him into a Beaner Catlick!

                      Next: The Israeli military builds the perfect killing machine, the JooBot!

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                      • #1406
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                        Next: The Israeli military builds the perfect killing machine, the JooBot!
                        And it doesn't turn against them. FREE PALESTINE!

                        Next: P. Diddy's Vodka.
                        Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
                        For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

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                        • #1407
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          P. Diddy left alone with your children.

                          Next: racism

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                          • #1408
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                            Next: racism
                            Reverse racism directed against True Christians(tm).


                            Next: Waiting for your annual Pastoral Review from the boss man.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • #1409
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Reverse racism directed against True Christians™.


                              Next: Waiting for your annual Pastoral Review from the boss man.
                              Waiting for your annual Pastoral Review from the boss man with persistent rumors that you are a bit light in the loafers. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

                              Next: The weapons inspector who screamed from the rooftops that Iraq had no WMD's, David Kelly was murdered.
                              Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
                              For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

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                              • #1410
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Samuel Coleridge View Post
                                Next: The weapons inspector who screamed from the rooftops that Iraq had no WMD's, David Kelly was murdered.
                                And you actually care!

                                Next: A united Jooish/mooslim lobby group succeeds in having bacon outlawed in America!

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