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  • Lola Handcock
    Forum Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 739
    #1396
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Next: Getting toe-tapped in a public restroom stall....and you recognize the custom made lime green patent leather shoes doing the tapping!
    __________________
    And its your DAD


    Next you see your Mom and Brother having sex....
    ( now how can you make it worse ,I mean really)

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      • Meek and Humble
        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
        Biblical Black Belt
        Jr. Pastor
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2008
        • 6197
        #1397
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        You see your father and your brother having sex (abominable!)

        Next: women posting near pornographic messages on a CHRISTIAN forum...

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          • Bryan Tamariki
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Aug 2007
            • 285
            #1398
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
            Next: women posting near pornographic messages on a CHRISTIAN forum...
            Women posting pornographic photos on a CHRISTIAN forum...

            Next: So-called 'christian' poets who spent/spend all their talking to their athiest friends and taking drugs.
            Joshua 24:15
            And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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              • Brother Enoch
                The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2008
                • 4392
                #1399
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Bryan Tamariki View Post
                Women posting pornographic photos on a CHRISTIAN forum...

                Next: So-called 'christian' poets who spent/spend all their talking to their athiest friends and taking drugs.
                And they don't overdose!

                Next: Bryan Tamariki almost killing a great thread with silliness.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78551
                    #1400
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                    Next: Bryan Tamariki almost killing a great thread with silliness.
                    Unsaved scum killing off a great thread with hatemongering.


                    Next: Leftover Thanksgiving turkey, but no Velveeta(r) for sandwiches.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Meek and Humble
                        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                        Biblical Black Belt
                        Jr. Pastor
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 6197
                        #1401
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        And the only other cheese available is smelly, rotten French stuff...

                        Next: Being wrongfully accused of being a DRUG-ADDICT!!!

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                          • Brother Enoch
                            The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2008
                            • 4392
                            #1402
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                            And the only other cheese available is smelly, rotten French stuff...

                            Next: Being wrongfully accused of being a DRUG-ADDICT!!!
                            Being wrongfully accused of being a DRUG-ADDICT by your pastor, during the sermon!!

                            Next: A jooish family moves in next door.

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                              • Meek and Humble
                                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                Biblical Black Belt
                                Jr. Pastor
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 6197
                                #1403
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                A Jooish family moves in on both sides of you...

                                Next: Birds turn evil and start attacking humans

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                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 78551
                                    #1404
                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                    Next: Birds turn evil and start attacking humans
                                    Pterodact Psteraducta Teradac Giant dinosaur birds start attacking humans!!


                                    Next: Jesus catches the mexican swine flu on His birthday!
                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                      • Brother Enoch
                                        The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Jun 2008
                                        • 4392
                                        #1405
                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                        Pterodact Psteraducta Teradac Giant dinosaur birds start attacking humans!!


                                        Next: Jesus catches the mexican swine flu on His birthday!
                                        Jesus catches the mexican swine flu on His birthday and it turns him into a Beaner Catlick!

                                        Next: The Israeli military builds the perfect killing machine, the JooBot!

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                                          • Samuel Coleridge
                                            Unsaved trash
                                            • Nov 2009
                                            • 615
                                            #1406
                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                            Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                                            Next: The Israeli military builds the perfect killing machine, the JooBot!
                                            And it doesn't turn against them. FREE PALESTINE!

                                            Next: P. Diddy's Vodka.
                                            Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
                                            For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

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                                              • Meek and Humble
                                                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                                Biblical Black Belt
                                                Jr. Pastor
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Dec 2008
                                                • 6197
                                                #1407
                                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                P. Diddy left alone with your children.

                                                Next: racism

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                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78551
                                                    #1408
                                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                                    Next: racism
                                                    Reverse racism directed against True Christians(tm).


                                                    Next: Waiting for your annual Pastoral Review from the boss man.
                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                      • Samuel Coleridge
                                                        Unsaved trash
                                                        • Nov 2009
                                                        • 615
                                                        #1409
                                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                        Reverse racism directed against True Christians™.


                                                        Next: Waiting for your annual Pastoral Review from the boss man.
                                                        Waiting for your annual Pastoral Review from the boss man with persistent rumors that you are a bit light in the loafers. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

                                                        Next: The weapons inspector who screamed from the rooftops that Iraq had no WMD's, David Kelly was murdered.
                                                        Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
                                                        For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

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                                                          • Brother Enoch
                                                            The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Jun 2008
                                                            • 4392
                                                            #1410
                                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                            Originally posted by Samuel Coleridge View Post
                                                            Next: The weapons inspector who screamed from the rooftops that Iraq had no WMD's, David Kelly was murdered.
                                                            And you actually care!

                                                            Next: A united Jooish/mooslim lobby group succeeds in having bacon outlawed in America!

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