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  • herbertLovesGod
    Guest
    • Mar 2012
    • 223

    #1531
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Worse: President Romney gets new orders from "Kolob" and signs an executive order that all Americans must wear magic mormoon underwear on the outside of their clothing.



    Next: Romney chooses Hillary Clinton for his VP running mate.
    Worse, all American men die of laughter.

    Next, America stops putting impotency drugs in fried chicken leading to a Caanan birth explosion!

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #1532
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by herbertLovesGod View Post
      Worse, all American men die of laughter.

      Next, America stops putting impotency drugs in fried chicken leading to a Caanan birth explosion!
      Worse: All the babies born are male, who resort to raping white women (and men) when they grow up because of the lack of Negro females!

      Next: Callista Gingrich's hair
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78551

        #1533
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        Next: Callista Gingrich's hair
        Worse: Medusa's hair on Mrs. Newt Gingrich III.



        Next: John Edwards being found "not guilty."
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Didymus Much
          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
          • Jun 2010
          • 14076

          #1534
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
          ...Next: Callista Gingrich's hair
          Impossible.



          yeah, I know it's out of sequence, so next person go with Zeke's

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          • herbertLovesGod
            Guest
            • Mar 2012
            • 223

            #1535
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Worse: Medusa's hair on Mrs. Newt Gingrich III.



            Next: John Edwards being found "not guilty."
            Worse, John Edwards being found. (another one with two first names!)

            Next, Joe Biden finally wakes up from his election induced coma!

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #1536
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by herbertLovesGod View Post
              Worse, John Edwards being found. (another one with two first names!)

              Next, Joe Biden finally wakes up from his election induced coma!
              Worse: Joe Biden goes on a public speaking tour of the glories of Scranton, Pennsylvania.

              NEXT: The godly Ruport Murdock being persecuted by English parliament for make a few tiny mistakes in delivering quality news.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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              • herbertLovesGod
                Guest
                • Mar 2012
                • 223

                #1537
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                Worse: Joe Biden goes on a public speaking tour of the glories of Scranton, Pennsylvania.

                NEXT: The godly Ruport Murdock being persecuted by English parliament for make a few tiny mistakes in delivering quality news.
                Rupert Murdock goes to PRISON! Someone with a mouth as pretty as Brother Rupert's would not last very long in the pen.

                NEXT: No heathens come to the church anymore .

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #1538
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Originally posted by herbertLovesGod View Post
                  Rupert Murdock goes to PRISON! Someone with a mouth as pretty as Brother Rupert's would not last very long in the pen.

                  NEXT: No heathens come to the church anymore .
                  Worse: Heathens burn down the church during the annual Pray-Away-the-Gayathon.

                  Next: Mittens Romney picks Wrong Paul as his VP.
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Billy Bob Jenkins
                    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                    Hates anal sex. And trees.
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 8337

                    #1539
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                    Worse: Heathens burn down the church during the annual Pray-Away-the-Gayathon.

                    Next: Mittens Romney picks Wrong Paul as his VP.
                    Worse: Wrong Paul picks Mittens Romney as his VP.

                    Next: Hell overflows and queers get to have all the anal sex they want without punishment.
                    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #1540
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                      Worse: Wrong Paul picks Mittens Romney as his VP.

                      Next: Hell overflows and queers get to have all the anal sex they want without punishment.
                      Worse: . . . with ANY male they want.

                      Next: Jesus finds the very Godly Chuck Colson somehow lacking.
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • Leah Rebecca
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Apr 2012
                        • 23

                        #1541
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                        Worse: . . . with ANY male they want.

                        Next: Jesus finds the very Godly Chuck Colson somehow lacking.
                        Worse: Jesus calls the very Godly Chuck Colson an outright sinner.

                        Next: Atheists succeed in taking over America.

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                        • Bobby-Joe
                          Landover Security Superviser
                          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 18405

                          #1542
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by Leah Rebecca View Post
                          Worse: Jesus calls the very Godly Chuck Colson an outright sinner.

                          Next: Atheists succeed in taking over America.
                          Worse: they create a website were they pretend to be Christians

                          Next: Secularist archeologist dig up proof the Garden of Eden was in Missouri after all.

                          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                          Hot Must ReadThreads!


                          Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                          • Billy Bob Jenkins
                            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                            Hates anal sex. And trees.
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 8337

                            #1543
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                            Next: Secularist archeologist dig up proof the Garden of Eden was in Missouri after all.
                            Worse: Jews buy it up piece by piece and make Americans live in inaccessible ghettos. Then they slowly colonize us out of existence, until the UN laughs at our diplomats.

                            Next: Having passionate anal sex with another man.
                            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                            • herbertLovesGod
                              Guest
                              • Mar 2012
                              • 223

                              #1544
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                              Worse: Jews buy it up piece by piece and make Americans live in inaccessible ghettos. Then they slowly colonize us out of existence, until the UN laughs at our diplomats.

                              Next: Having passionate anal sex with another man.
                              Having passionate anal sex with a jew.

                              Next: Obama orders woman stop removing unwanted body hair (except that which covers her face *) because his likes his funk fuzzy.

                              Servant Herbert

                              *1 Corinthians 11:15
                              But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for her hair is given her for a covering.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78551

                                #1545
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by herbertLovesGod View Post

                                Next: Obama orders woman stop removing unwanted body hair (except that which covers her face *) because his likes his funk fuzzy.

                                Servant Herbert

                                *1 Corinthians 11:15
                                But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for her hair is given her for a covering.
                                WORSE: Obama makes "the monkey look" a popular fashion.



                                NEXT: Beer flavored ice cream
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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