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  • #811
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View Post
    Seventy hippies crammed in a VW BUS, carrying sub-machine guns, traveling undersea trying to eliminate sperm whales and giant squid to eradicate all chances of SUPERMEN breeding out of Thousand Year Eggs...

    Next: NFL Pre-Season
    Da WNBA regulah season

    Next: French peoples
    No matter what, you gotta strut!

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    • #812
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by Loquacious Jefferson View Post

      Next: French peoples
      Belgican Gypsies.


      Next: A Jap breakfast (pickled eel and seaweed).
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #813
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Belgican Gypsies.


        Next: A Jap breakfast (pickled eel and seaweed).
        being forced to actually eat it.

        Next: Oversleeping
        sigpic

        I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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        • #814
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
          being forced to actually eat it.

          Next: Oversleeping
          Waking up to find out you slept through the Rapture!

          Next: Homers getting treated for the GRIDS at taxpayers' expense thanks to Socialist healthcare.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • #815
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            having to sit with any of you and hold a civil conversation

            narrow-minded people
            This space is for posting Scripture, not hippie gibberish. --Admin

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            • #816
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by fluffyhead View Post
              having to sit with any of you and hold a civil conversation

              narrow-minded people
              Unsaved trash that make boring posts.

              Next: Sonia Sotomayor and Rosie O'Donnell mudwrestling

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              • #817
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                Unsaved trash that make boring posts.

                Next: Sonia Sotomayor and Rosie O'Donnell mudwrestling
                SoSo and Rosie getting out of a taxi at the Supreme Court with their engorged cooters showing.

                Next: High School art teachers.

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                • #818
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
                  SoSo and Rosie getting out of a taxi at the Supreme Court with their engorged cooters showing.

                  Next: High School art teachers.
                  High Skool drama teachers.

                  Next: Richard Simmons teachin gym class.
                  No matter what, you gotta strut!

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                  • #819
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Elton John teaching gym class!

                    Next: the musical stylings of Elton John.

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                    • #820
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                      Elton John teaching gym class!

                      Next: the musical stylings of Elton John.
                      An Elton John and some other male rock and roller "love" duet.

                      Next: Leaky prayer closets.
                      Posted via Prayer

                      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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                      • #821
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                        An Elton John and some other male rock and roller "love" duet.

                        Next: Leaky prayer closets.
                        Leaky maxi pads.

                        Next: Foreign language films.

                        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                        • #822
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                          Next: Foreign language films.
                          Foreign language "Bibles".

                          Next: NIV "Bibles"
                          Posted via Prayer

                          1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                          Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                          Blogging for CHRIST!
                          Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                          All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                          Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                          On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                          My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                          • #823
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            The Message.

                            ebaum's world
                            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                            • #824
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              (Um . . . Richard Simmons teaching sex education! )

                              Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                              The Message.

                              ebaum's world
                              Obama's world.

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                              • #825
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Global warming hoax.

                                Next: 4Chan

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