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  • Isabella Abbey
    Forum Member
    • Aug 2009
    • 166

    #931
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    NEXT: People who won't accept Jefferson Davis was an American president.



    Um, people who think Gone With the Wind WASN'T a documentary!


    Next: Gum in your hair.

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    • David Goldman
      (not a Jew)
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2009
      • 700

      #932
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by Isabella Abbey View Post


      Um, people who think Gone With the Wind WASN'T a documentary!


      Next: Gum in your hair.
      The government in your hair.

      Next: Being bald.
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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78552

        #933
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by David Goldman View Post

        Next: Being bald.
        Calling the Prophet Elisha "baldy."


        Next: Uppity servants.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Meek and Humble
          Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
          Biblical Black Belt
          Jr. Pastor
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2008
          • 6197

          #934
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Uppity servants go on strike.

          Next: public transportation

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78552

            #935
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
            Next: public transportation
            You mean like limousines?

            A limousine with a flat tire?



            Next: A papist rosary.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Isabella Abbey
              Forum Member
              • Aug 2009
              • 166

              #936
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

              Next: A papist rosary.

              Papist poseury.*




              *semi-genuine word


              Next: white chocolate.

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              • Wide-Open
                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2007
                • 18449

                #937
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                White Belgican chocolate.

                Next: people who make up words.
                Psalm 81:10:
                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • Isabella Abbey
                  Forum Member
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 166

                  #938
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                  Next: people who make up words.
                  People who ruthlessly slaughter existing words.



                  Next: Getting blood drawn.

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                  • Meek and Humble
                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                    Biblical Black Belt
                    Jr. Pastor
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 6197

                    #939
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Getting blood drawn in some sort of Pagan ritual.

                    Next: Catholics who want to feed on Jesus like vampires.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78552

                      #940
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                      Next: Catholics who want to feed on Jesus like vampires.
                      Gay Catholics who want to feed on Jesus like vampires and give Him the AIDS!

                      Next: The new video game that lets you sin along with the Beatles.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Meek and Humble
                        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                        Biblical Black Belt
                        Jr. Pastor
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 6197

                        #941
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        New video game that lets you sin along with Judas!

                        Next: liberal universities

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                        • Bryan Tamariki
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Aug 2007
                          • 285

                          #942
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          a liberal United States Congress .

                          Next: David Letterman.
                          Joshua 24:15
                          And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78552

                            #943
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Bryan Tamariki View Post
                            Next: David Letterman.
                            David Letterman as chairman of the FCC.


                            Next: Howard Hughes's frozen body thawed and resuscitated.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Dr. Warren Wierdsbe
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 450

                              #944
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Gay Catholics who want to feed on Howard Hughes's frozen body thawed and resuscitated and give him the AIDS.

                              Next: Obama winning a second term.

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                              • FoundGirlJNB
                                Found Sheep
                                Forum Member
                                • Sep 2009
                                • 351

                                #945
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Dr. Warren Wierdsbe View Post
                                Gay Catholics who want to feed on Howard Hughes's frozen body thawed and resuscitated and give him the AIDS.

                                Next: Obama winning a second term.
                                Obama winning third term.

                                The Jonas Brothers
                                Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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