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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #481
    Re: What are you offended by right now?

    Originally posted by Roberta View Post
    At least he not carrying one of those kenyan zombie things like Obama.
    I don't even want to imagine Mitt carrying a Kenyan Obama zombies!
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • MitzaLizalor
      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2010
      • 14122

      #482
      Re: What are you offended by right now?

      Two things offend me about mahommedans:
      1. everything they say
      2. everything they do

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      • Dr Laurence Niles
        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
         
        • Jan 2012
        • 9062

        #483
        Re: What are you offended by right now?

        I'm constantly dismayed by stupid people: I mean, what is their problem?
        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78551

          #484
          Re: What are you offended by right now?

          Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
          I'm constantly dismayed by stupid people: I mean, what is their problem?
          You mean non-Christians?

          Yea, me too.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #485
            Re: What are you offended by right now?

            Every candidate running for President this election season offends me.

            A Muslim
            A Mormon
            Two Mary-worshipers
            A Moron

            No True Christians(tm).
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Titus Templeton
              Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
              Jesus macht frei
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2010
              • 5912

              #486
              Re: What are you offended by right now?

              I had to buy new underpants today. I actually never did this. So i went to the next dress shop. But the underwear section was almost in the middle of the shop. So i had to go there and all people watched me how i was looking for my underwear. It was embarrasing. Then on every package was a naked man with tummy muscles.
              I just grabbed one of them and walked to the next cash desk. The people behind me looked at me and I tried to hide the naked man on the package.
              I was relieved once i was out of that situation.
              -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
              -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
              -Holocaust Jokes
              -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
              -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
              -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
              -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
              -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #487
                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                I'm offended by Rick Santorum dropping out of the presidential campaign.

                No, of course I didn't want a Papist for president! I wanted him to draw off enough votes to force a brokered campaign so we could maybe get a Christian candidate.

                Now what do we do?!
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Didymus Much
                  Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 14076

                  #488
                  Re: What are you offended by right now?

                  Housemates that leave dirty dishes stacked in the f'ing sink for f'ing weeks, then get all bitchy when you box them up and send them to their mom (postage due).

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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2008
                    • 13996

                    #489
                    Re: What are you offended by right now?

                    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                    Housemates that leave dirty dishes stacked in the f'ing sink for f'ing weeks, then get all bitchy when you box them up and send them to their mom (postage due).
                    I'm offended by God-mocking atheistards whining in this thread about their silly first-world atheist problems.

                    But mainly I'm just offended by the existence of atheists. Why are they allowed to blaspheme the Lord? Why can't we send them all to Iran or Saudi Arabia and let them blaspheme there instead?

                    This is giving me an idea.
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • Didymus Much
                      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 14076

                      #490
                      Re: What are you offended by right now?

                      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                      ...But mainly I'm just offended by the existence of atheists...
                      Psst, Rev: Psalm 119:165, remember that?

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #491
                        Re: What are you offended by right now?

                        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                        Psst, Rev: Psalm 119:165, remember that?
                        On a completely unrelated subject, I learned today that many common gestures have been around since Jesus' time, or even earlier! This one, for example:

                        Isn't that interesting?

                        I wonder if Jesus flipped off the moneychangers and Pharisees. Like this, Didy:
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • I-H8-8====3
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Apr 2012
                          • 1

                          #492
                          Re: What are you offended by right now?

                          I'm offended by you guys mocking Garry's Mod, Minecraft, Team Fortress 2, and other great games.

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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29433

                            #493
                            Re: What are you offended by right now?

                            Originally posted by I-H8-8====3 View Post
                            I'm offended by you guys mocking Garry's Mod, Minecraft, Team Fortress 2, and other great games.
                            Friend, we are not mocking anything. We are giving you the straight skinny right from the mouth of Jesus. If you cannot trust God, who can you trust?
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • Catherine Moore
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Feb 2012
                              • 315

                              #494
                              Re: What are you offended by right now?

                              I'm offended by the popular rapper "will.i.am". I assure you, Brothers and Sisters, that is not a typing mistake, that is actually what he calls himself.

                              He has a ridiculous right angle cut out of his hair, frankly terrifying eyes and spent a great deal of time on yesterday's "The Voice" (which I am only just watching now) telling the UK to listen to their gut instead of, for instance, the Divine and Unerring Word of God.

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                              • MitzaLizalor
                                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2010
                                • 14122

                                #495
                                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                Originally posted by Catherine Moore View Post
                                I'm offended by the popular rapper "will.i.am". I assure you, Brothers and Sisters, that is not a typing mistake, that is actually what he calls himself.

                                He has a ridiculous right angle cut out of his hair, frankly terrifying eyes and spent a great deal of time on yesterday's "The Voice" (which I am only just watching now) telling the UK to listen to their gut instead of, for instance, the Divine and Unerring Word of God.
                                And "Fergie"


                                What young Christian woman would ever want to look like that?

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