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  • Sister Kitty
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2010
    • 857

    #406
    Re: What are you offended by right now?

    Orphans. Who isn't offended by those things?

    Needy, whiny little bastards.
    Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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    • Zechariah Smyth
      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 15251

      #407
      Re: What are you offended by right now?

      Nobel Peace Prizes



      Hellooooo? How about some BALANCE, people?
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      • MitzaLizalor
        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2010
        • 14130

        #408
        Re: What are you offended by right now?

        Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
        Nobel Peace Prize .. .. How about some BALANCE, people?
        Whatever happened to Yasser Arafat? He got one and since Egypt supplied his tunnels, by that logic whoever's in charge of Egypt now deserves one, what with peace breaking out there and all; is that the sort of balance you mean?

        Libra: right now I'm offended by astrology

        ZEPHANIAH 1:2-5a I will vtterly consume all things from off the land, saith the Lord. I will consume man and beast: I will consume the foules of the heauen and the fishes of the sea, and the stumbling blocks with the wicked, and I will cut off man from off the land, saith the Lord. I will also stretch out mine hand vpon Iudah, and vpon all the inhabitants of Ierusalem, and I will cut off the remnant of Baal from this place, and the name of the Chemarims with the priests: And them that worship the hoste of heauen vpon the house tops..
        ©1611

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        • Jack O'fagan
          With faith as immovable as the Earth
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 4836

          #409
          Re: What are you offended by right now?

          The TV show 'Strictly come dancing'

          Or faggots and sluts thrust their genitals to music.


          YiC

          Jack
          Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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          I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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          • Redeemed Papist
            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2011
            • 10409

            #410
            Re: What are you offended by right now?

            Hen nights!

            What are they for except for women to make total sluts of themselves and show contempt for their fathers and future husbands.

            For shame!
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            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
            The truth about volcanos
            Sex and debauchery in public schools
            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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            • MitzaLizalor
              Completely CRAZY for the Lord
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2010
              • 14130

              #411
              Re: What are you offended by right now?

              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
              Hen nights!

              What are they for except for women to make total sluts of themselves and show contempt for their fathers and future husbands.

              For shame!
              A bride on her wedding day should be chaste and demure as her father (or other owner) gives her away to the husband that has been chosen for her (or who has recently raped her). I have noticed that on these hen parties there are always plenty of men available [total strangers I gather] and the "bride-to-be" wears signage of the lewdest kind. “Why do you even bother to pretend?” I wonder. “Why don't you all just book up the local whore-house and pimp each other out?” At least then their gross debauch would be self financing (and the regular tarts could get a couple of nights off).

              I won't put your name in that paragraph, brother Redeemed, with all those harlots. Not only do they show contempt for their owners but for their Creator too and I am appalled at their ignorance, if that's what it is - they seem to have some idea of how a bride should behave though, so that they can do the exact opposite. Surely that is a hallmark of demonic activity?

              Lamentations 4:5 They that did feede delicatly, are desolate in the streetes: they that were brought vp in scarlet, embrace dounghilles.
              ©1611

              The Bible always seems so up-to-date doesn't it? It's almost as if God knew there were going to be hen-parties and warned us not to go there. The bride should wear what's white and glides across the floor.

              Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
              ...come dancing
              That's a very old one isn't it Mr O'fagan? You'd think that the programmers could at least try to seem original, but satan controls them I suppose and he wants us all to be guttersnipes. Although revolting the English show "ladette to Lady" was at least original - but who wants to watch alcoholic tramps debase themselves like scented poodles for those dashing awful Saxby twins? I know I don't! and that is what offends me right now.

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              • CatBulletproofHeart
                Unsaved trash
                • Dec 2010
                • 15

                #412
                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                This website

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                • Zechariah Smyth
                  Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 15251

                  #413
                  Re: What are you offended by right now?

                  Originally posted by CatBulletproofHeart View Post
                  This website
                  People like this ^^^ who have a little green square across from their name.

                  Oh look! It turned red.

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                  • MitzaLizalor
                    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 14130

                    #414
                    Re: What are you offended by right now?

                    These sex-maniacs who have never read The Bible and yet claim to know all about God. They "love" God who (they say) "loves" them back, but when an example of His Perfect Love is presented VERBATIM and IN CONTEXT from the book He has given us to instruct us in matters where we are DEFICIENT because we are IMPERFECT

                    BANG!
                    their true nature is revealed. I hear them around here, usually at night in the forest, growling, panting, running around in circles I am disgusted and although I am obliged to work in some pretty grim deepwater port environments where heathen [Brazilian] and atheist [Russian] sailors claiming no knowledge of God at all behave in the most lewd and depraved manner (or intend to which with 3 months pay in their pockets is almost certain to eventuate) and although I am revolted by their antics on the dancefloor, by their words and gestures at least, I think to myself, they are running according to their lights. They claim to be ignorant and depraved: I tell them yes you are: THEY AGREE WITH ME (and usually suggest some sort of demonstration): they are definitely not talking about "love" and are very clear on that point. What you see is exactly what you [probably] get.

                    Yes Mr Smyth, they have integrity. Bulletproof Heart has none - a profession of God's Perfect Love arouses hate & insults and your assessment reassures me that the vile wretches who have been enjoying the sunshine today will indeed be preparing themselves for a good old frenzy in the forest it sickens me to imagine what they are doing right now & to anticipate their gross antics later tonight and that I am right to be offended when they come swivelling through the forest by moonlight past my house (which is surrounded by trees they probably think I can't see them but I can and why do they choose this location?) Mr Smyth that is the most offensive part of it all.

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                    • Titus Templeton
                      Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                      Jesus macht frei
                      True Christian™
                      • Aug 2010
                      • 5912

                      #415
                      Re: What are you offended by right now?

                      Today i took the train. Another guy was sitting across from me. He was good looking because he had some kind of tanning creme in his face. The first minutes everything was quite innocent and normal. Then i felt his knee touching mine.

                      It was a bit uncommon to feel this kind of contact. But i thought that the guy maybe don't knows that his knee is touchung mine. But then after another 4 minutes he started to push extremy strong agains my knee. Now i knew that the most horrible thing happend - another guy is lusting for me.

                      So in that situation i had the choice to do 2 things.

                      1. I could put my knee away from his knee.
                      2. I could let my knee where it is and do like nothing is happening.

                      I was not able to do the first thing because if i had put my knee away the Homer would definately know that i know what is going on. Thats embarrasing and maybe he is thinking:" Ah he knows what i have done!"

                      Therefore i acted 20 minutes like nothing is happening. Our knees where together all the time. It was really terrible but i was the winner in that situation because i was acting like nothing is happening.
                      -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                      -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                      -Holocaust Jokes
                      -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                      -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                      -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                      -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                      -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                      • Dr Laurence Niles
                        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                         
                        • Jan 2012
                        • 9062

                        #416
                        Re: What are you offended by right now?

                        Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                        Therefore i acted 20 minutes like nothing is happening. Our knees where together all the time. It was really terrible but i was the winner in that situation because i was acting like nothing is happening.
                        Your sure showed that stupid homer

                        When I'm at work (in the WC of Peveral Park) I see all kinds of men 'acting like nothing is going on'. But they are acting like nothing is going on for real

                        YIC
                        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                        • VictoryOS
                          True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                           
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 5388

                          #417
                          Re: What are you offended by right now?

                          Brother Titus, you are also the winner because you didn't let him have his way with your anus. The touching of knees in public places is a well known homosexual signal. Had you made the wrong move, you would have been brutally raped, probably robbed, and left for dead.

                          This is what passes for "romance" in this homocrazy world we live in, unfortunately.
                          Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                          in 2016

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                          • Mary Etheldreda
                            Gushing for Jesus
                             
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 23765

                            #418
                            Re: What are you offended by right now?

                            Oh my goodness, I just got chills in my spirit reading of your traumatic train ride, Brother Titus! I am resolved to never let my children go in or even near trains. There's nothing they could do should a homosexual person corner them on a train!
                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • Titus Templeton
                              Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                              Jesus macht frei
                              True Christian™
                              • Aug 2010
                              • 5912

                              #419
                              Re: What are you offended by right now?

                              It was really terrible. I also felt his body heat. And he tried to make eye contact all the time. I looked out of the window but the last minutes i acted like i was sleeping.
                              -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                              -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                              -Holocaust Jokes
                              -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                              -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                              -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                              -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                              -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                              • Dr Laurence Niles
                                Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                                 
                                • Jan 2012
                                • 9062

                                #420
                                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                People who use semi colons instead of colons: God I hate them.

                                YIC
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                                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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