[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

At least he not carrying one of those kenyan zombie things like Obama.

I don't even want to imagine Mitt carrying a Kenyan Obama zombies!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Two things offend me about mahommedans:

1. everything they say
2. everything they do

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm constantly dismayed by stupid people: I mean, what is their problem?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm constantly dismayed by stupid people: I mean, what is their problem?

You mean non-Christians?

Yea, me too.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Every candidate running for President this election season offends me.

A Muslim
A Mormon
Two Mary-worshipers
A Moron

No True Christians(tm).

[Titus Templeton]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I had to buy new underpants today. I actually never did this. So i went to the next dress shop. But the underwear section was almost in the middle of the shop. So i had to go there and all people watched me how i was looking for my underwear. It was embarrasing. Then on every package was a naked man with tummy muscles.
I just grabbed one of them and walked to the next cash desk. The people behind me looked at me and I tried to hide the naked man on the package.
I was relieved once i was out of that situation.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm offended by Rick Santorum dropping out of the presidential campaign.

No, of course I didn't want a Papist for president! I wanted him to draw off enough votes to force a brokered campaign so we could maybe get a Christian candidate.

Now what do we do?!

[Didymus Much]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Housemates that leave dirty dishes stacked in the f'ing sink for f'ing weeks, then get all bitchy when you box them up and send them to their mom (postage due).

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Housemates that leave dirty dishes stacked in the f'ing sink for f'ing weeks, then get all bitchy when you box them up and send them to their mom (postage due).

I'm offended by God-mocking atheistards whining in this thread about their silly first-world atheist problems.

But mainly I'm just offended by the existence of atheists. Why are they allowed to blaspheme the Lord? Why can't we send them all to Iran or Saudi Arabia and let them blaspheme there instead?

This is giving me an idea.

[Didymus Much]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

...But mainly I'm just offended by the existence of atheists...

Psst, Rev: Psalm 119:165, remember that?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Psst, Rev: Psalm 119:165, remember that?

On a completely unrelated subject, I learned today that many common gestures have been around since Jesus' time, or even earlier! This one, for example:

Isn't that interesting?

I wonder if Jesus flipped off the moneychangers and Pharisees. Like this, Didy:

[I-H8-8====3]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm offended by you guys mocking Garry's Mod, Minecraft, Team Fortress 2, and other great games.

[James Hutchins]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm offended by you guys mocking Garry's Mod, Minecraft, Team Fortress 2, and other great games.

Friend, we are not mocking anything. We are giving you the straight skinny right from the mouth of Jesus. If you cannot trust God, who can you trust?

[Catherine Moore]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm offended by the popular rapper "will.i.am". I assure you, Brothers and Sisters, that is not a typing mistake, that is actually what he calls himself.

He has a ridiculous right angle cut out of his hair, frankly terrifying eyes and spent a great deal of time on yesterday's "The Voice" (which I am only just watching now) telling the UK to listen to their gut instead of, for instance, the Divine and Unerring Word of God.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm offended by the popular rapper "will.i.am". I assure you, Brothers and Sisters, that is not a typing mistake, that is actually what he calls himself.

He has a ridiculous right angle cut out of his hair, frankly terrifying eyes and spent a great deal of time on yesterday's "The Voice" (which I am only just watching now) telling the UK to listen to their gut instead of, for instance, the Divine and Unerring Word of God.

And "Fergie"

What young Christian woman would ever want to look like that?