[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Is there anything that doesn't offend you?

The sweet, sweet blood of Our Lord Jesus Christ!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

The pedestrian buttons on stop lights. I think that is just socialism to enable people who are to cheep and lazy to drive.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Is there anything that doesn't offend you?

I'm not actually apologising for my earlier post you understand but perhaps I could mention that I wasn't having a very good day on Monday and had been served something unidentifiable from a Vietnamese reataurant which I refused to eat. As a result I'm now regarded as a Philistine around there..

I find Philistines very offensive.

II Samuel 5:24 And let it be, when thou hearest the sound of a going in the tops of the mulberry trees, that then thou shalt bestir thyself: for then shall the LORD go out before thee, to smite the host of the Philistines.
KJV . . . LOOK UP . . CONTEXT

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Big Bird and Obama getting all snuggly makes me want to barf.

[TimMadsen]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I am mad about the spreading of Socialism in the western world. It is not christian!

Look at Soviet Russia. They didnt believe in our Lord, the savior and Jesus Christ and look how it turned out for the Heathens!

Apparantly the world has not learned from Russias mistake because more and more people tun to Communism.

The Lord protect us all against this vile scum!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Christian Halloween Cards offend me deeply.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Christian Halloween Cards offend me deeply.

I rather like this one:

[John Creeser]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you are going to get".

That has to be the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Coming from a running retard, I guess it's to be expected. What bugs me is so many people actually use it as some sort of inspirational quote - I don't see a passage and verse listed next to it. So those people are retards too.

Anyway, it's a totally false claim. When have you ever gotten a box of chocolates that didn't have a guide/legend telling you which is which?

Idiot retards!!

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

These blue Golden Corral cups. Notice the bubbles implying "oneness with nature" and the color blue, suggesting the water is from God's oceans--an outright lie!

Notice the PEPSI logo, which is really what the beverage at first was (sent to our table by mistake). So much sinful association. Can't eat anywhere these days without the Devil popping his ugly head in.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm offended about these modern latex paints. This is another product of this revolting gaysexual agenda. Them people are all about latex and whips and such.

Why can't we just stick to these good old oil based paints?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Well . I'm . glad . I . don't . live . in . the . bottom . right . hand . corner .

[John Creeser]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Why do handicapped retards get all the good parking spots? First off, God hates them.

Lev.21:17-23

Secondly, they get in the way. I was held up in my car while they rolled some freak out of the back of a van in a wheelchair (using some sort of retard ramp device). This process of unloading the hell bound cripple took a whole 5 minutes!! I'm a busy man, I don't have time for this

Thirdly, they are extremely rude!! They ignored my repeated honks and shouts to hurry things up!!

Maybe if they didn't spit in the face of Jesus, God wouldn't have smote them. It's all their own fault!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

The coffee I was served today at the Freehold Wallmart for Breakfast was to cold and not as hot as Jesus wants my coffee to be.

Revelation 3:16
So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

The Wallmart associates been positively uppity since The One's (snicker) re-appointment to our White House by affirmative action people. I pray Christ will do something about this soon.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Why do handicapped retards get all the good parking spots? First off, God hates them.

Lev.21:17-23

Secondly, they get in the way. I was held up in my car while they rolled some freak out of the back of a van in a wheelchair (using some sort of retard ramp device). This process of unloading the hell bound cripple took a whole 5 minutes!! I'm a busy man, I don't have time for this

Thirdly, they are extremely rude!! They ignored my repeated honks and shouts to hurry things up!!

Maybe if they didn't spit in the face of Jesus, God wouldn't have smote them. It's all their own fault!

Amen, brother. We know from simple logic that if there is a just and omnipotent God reigning over the cosmos, this entails that cripples and retards actually deserve to be handicapped. For if God would not aid those undeserving of misfortune, He would not be just; and if He could not, then He would not be omnipotent.

I find this knowledge very reassuring. And it totally justifies voting Republican.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

The coffee I was served today at the Freehold Wallmart for Breakfast was to cold and not as hot as Jesus wants my coffee to be.

Revelation 3:16
So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

The Wallmart associates been positively uppity since The One's (snicker) re-appointment to our White House by affirmative action people. I pray Christ will do something about this soon.

I really don't want anyone who has anal sex handling my coffee, especially if they haven't washed their hands. That pretty much rules WalMart out until Christian Uganda invades socialist Kenya and takes over their dark ops, no pun intended.

Uganda! Save us from the Kenyan invasion! George Bush would have done the same for you (unless Israel was the perpetrator, of course )!

Only a country with God on its side can save us from Obama's Voodoo witchcraft.