[John Creeser]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I commend your bravery Brother Templeton, alas I am not so brave.

I had a similar experience once on a red eye out of O'Hare; the homer next to me was pretending to be asleep and the little devil let his head roll into the crux of my neck. At first I was frozen stiff, then the urge to flee became overwhelming (kind of like trying to be still when a hornet flies up your nose). Before I knew it I was screaming "BOMB...BOMB!!!"

I jumped up (as did the rest of the sleeping passengers) and glared at that homer. All I could do was point at him and repeat "You...YOU!!!".

Well next I thing I know a dozen or so passengers were on him like white on rice. He was bound, gagged and whisked away to the baggage department. What a great bunch of True Christians(tm) to come to my aid like that. The pilot even diverted to the closest airport to get rid of that homer trash stat!!

[Titus Templeton]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I commend your bravery Brother Templeton, alas I am not so brave.

I had a similar experience once on a red eye out of O'Hare; the homer next to me was pretending to be asleep and the little devil let his head roll into the crux of my neck. At first I was frozen stiff, then the urge to flee became overwhelming (kind of like trying to be still when a hornet flies up your nose). Before I knew it I was screaming "BOMB...BOMB!!!"

I jumped up (as did the rest of the sleeping passengers) and glared at that homer. All I could do was point at him and repeat "You...YOU!!!".

Well next I thing I know a dozen or so passengers were on him like white on rice. He was bound, gagged and whisked away to the baggage department. What a great bunch of True Christians™ to come to my aid like that. The pilot even diverted to the closest airport to get rid of that homer trash stat!!

What a disturbing situation that must have been. Together with a homer in a plane where you have nowhere to go. Thank God Almighty that everything ended well. I can only imagine one situation that is worser then that: Going to the hairdresser and a male hairdresser starts to wash your hair...

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

It was really terrible. I also felt his body heat. And he tried to make eye contact all the time. I looked out of the window but the last minutes i acted like i was sleeping.

Making eye contact is the worst thing you can do Praise Jesus that you got out of that one with your anal sphincter the correct girth!

YIC

[John Creeser]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I can only imagine one situation that is worser then that: Going to the hairdresser and a male hairdresser starts to wash your hair...

No way!! ALL and I mean ALL male hairdressers are homers.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

ALL and mean ALL male hairdressers are homers.

And it makes for a very uncomfortable experience, I can tell you

YIC

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

And it makes for a very uncomfortable experience, I can tell you

YIC

At least you can tell with "gaydar" who is a homosexual (hairdresser, soccer player, any many who listens to Lady Gaga's musical albums). Women these days have decided to become "bisexual" just for fun and rather than dressing like bull-dykes with short hair and flannel shirts, they look like normal beautiful women!

'X-Files' Star Gillian Anderson Is Latest Celeb to Come Out as Bisexual

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

they look like normal beautiful women

It gets me all hot and bothered just thinking about it, oh yes!

I can't believe that charming Dana Sculley is crumpet cultivator

YIC

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

It gets me all hot and bothered just thinking about it, oh yes!

I can't believe that charming Dana Sculley is crumpet cultivator

YIC

Why do you think she played a God-hating atheist Catholic on television for almost a decade?

[Titus Templeton]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I got the feeling that my humor is totally different from other people because i'm a Christian...

Today on my working place we have a new cleaner. We talked with him and he said he is a muslim. So i shouted:" HERETIC!!"

Unfortunately i was the only one laughing then.

There is some kind of political correctness going on that makes me puke...

[Roberta]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

There is some kind of political correctness going on that makes me puke...

You guys can't even joke about ovens and stuff, can you?

[Titus Templeton]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

You guys can't even joke about ovens and stuff, can you?

I remember my time in public school. We had a jewish history teacher.
One time he saw me painting hitler-beards on jewish prisoners of a concentration camp in a history book. It looked damn funny but he was not amused. There is no free speach in a socialist country that Germany is.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Holiday Inn Express Keokuk, Iowa offends me

There is a Transvestite by the name of Carla who hangs around the bar. Carla likes to entraps male Christian business travelers to Keokuk. On multiple times Carla had held male Christian business travelers in their hotel rooms over night and abused them in unmentionable ways. The hotel staff refuses to call the police when complained to.

This is more proud of the pattern I have been reporting that Holiday Inn is engaged with speeding depravity across the American Midwest. I am sure that I can go into any Holiday Inn bar and walk out with a transvestite with in a half an our.

This is unacceptable. For shame on Holiday Inns.

[Roberta]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

You are so right. This one hangs out at the HI in Waterbury and calls itself Sofonda Cox.

[Deaner]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

People who use semi colons instead of colons: God I hate them.

YIC
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Men who use colon's instead of a female's hoo-haw.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

These soft Christian idiots who call Jesus Yeshua! Why? It sounds like a Joo name to me.