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  • Kachina
    Unsaved trash, suspected russky
    • Mar 2014
    • 9

    #811
    Re: What are you offended by right now?

    I've been feeling especially perturbed by all these Toyotas.

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    • Basilissa
      South of the Border outreach program
      True Christian™
       
      • Mar 2013
      • 12910

      #812
      Re: What are you offended by right now?

      I'm deeply offended by the media going on and on and on about that Chinamen plane that went down a week ago. I mean, I get it, the plane disappeared and nobody knows what happened, so what are they still babbling about? Can we just please move on to some other news? Isn't anything else happening in the world?
      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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      • Chewer
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Mar 2014
        • 121

        #813
        Re: What are you offended by right now?

        I am offended by the local gas station negro that lied to me about Copenhagen being made in America. I chewed that commy dirt for years. I am offended by Emperor Obama trying to push White Slavery on us good ol country folk. I am offended by Emperor Obama telling lies about the Godly tea party. I am offended by atheists hating on the military, and Godly people like George w. bush. I am offended by the piece of trash that is "Non-stop". I am offended by CNN. I am offended by Bill Maher.

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        • motherofautisticson
          Unsaved trash
          • Mar 2014
          • 1

          #814
          Re: What are you offended by right now?

          I am offended by the trash on this web site. I have no idea how I came across your "so-called" religious beliefs agenda, but let me tell you all something, Downs Syndrome kids don't need an exorcism, nor do kids like my autistic son deserve to be called retard. You people are the retards, and deserve to burn in hell for all of your rude, racist, homophobic comments. Hmmm, think I'm going to post your little non existent bull crap forum where you flame everyone in the world who isn't white, straight or disabled. Shame on all of you little country bumbkin, red neck, country music lovin, cigarette smoking, gun loving, screwing your first cousin because you think it's right, NASCAR watching, craw fish eating, road kill loving, moon shine drinking, mack truck loving fools you all are!

          To call an autistic child a retard is like calling one of you people ignorant and stupid.....wait a minute, you all are ignorant and stupid. My child didn't ask to become autistic after having his 2 year old shots, and if I was right next to all of you *** potty language ***, I would beat the *** potty language *** out of each and everyone of you.

          Hello, I think I hear your wife/sister/cousin calling you, and for you women whores, quit using abortion as birth control after a hard night of drinking that good ol moonshine, maybe you'll remember your brother *** potty language *** you, which is why all you southern SOBs are disgusting!

          I think I'll call PRESIDENT OBAMA and tell him where to truely point the nuke at, you bunch of hypocritical loser, *** potty language ***. I think your possum is done, run along now and eat.
          Last edited by Zechariah Smyth; 03-21-2014, 05:17 AM. Reason: Potty mouth.

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          • Chewer
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Mar 2014
            • 121

            #815
            Re: What are you offended by right now?

            Originally posted by motherofautisticson View Post
            Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, hail Obama, Hail Obama, cluck cluck
            Someone didn't beat you enough when you were little did they?

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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23765

              #816
              Re: What are you offended by right now?

              I don't eat craw fish (Leviticus 11:9-12; Deuteronomy 14:9-10). But thank you for taking the time out of your day to show just why God decides to mentally cripple some children before they ever draw their first breath (Exodus 20:5; Numbers 14:18; Deuteronomy 5:9).

              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • Zechariah Smyth
                Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2011
                • 15251

                #817
                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                First of all, please watch the language: some of us have children without the retard, and they can read your foul language. we are a family-friendly site!

                Originally posted by motherofautisticson View Post
                blah blah blah My child didn't ask to become autistic after having his 2 year old shots blah blah blah
                Friend, you've been hoaxed: immunizations don't cause the retard...click here to find that you been lied to.



                I don't know if your child decided to be a dummy or if God struck it with something, but you need to start praying to make that thing normal.



                Yours in Christ,

                Z. Smyth
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                • Mother Of Seven
                  True Christian™ with a quiverful
                  • Jan 2014
                  • 2243

                  #818
                  Re: What are you offended by right now?

                  Originally posted by motherofautisticson View Post
                  Shame on all of you little country bumbkin, red neck, country music lovin, cigarette smoking, gun loving, screwing your first cousin because you think it's right, NASCAR watching, craw fish eating, road kill loving, moon shine drinking, mack truck loving fools you all are!
                  I am none of those things. I do however, believe that the word of God should be followed to the letter. What's wrong with that? Everything said by a True Christian (tm) on this forum can be backed by scripture. Can you say the same?

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                  • Titus Templeton
                    Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                    Jesus macht frei
                    True Christian™
                    • Aug 2010
                    • 5912

                    #819
                    Re: What are you offended by right now?

                    Last night I had a terrible nightmare about a gothic standing in my appartement and attacking me with a knife. I really thought its real but Jesus woke me up in time to realise it was a dream. Thank You Jesus!
                    -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                    -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                    -Holocaust Jokes
                    -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                    -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                    -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                    -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                    -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                    • straightheterosaxual
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Mar 2014
                      • 2

                      #820
                      Re: What are you offended by right now?

                      i am offended when a fellow heterosaxual does not enjoy eating trash. how can you say that you are a hetero™ when you do not enjoy the taste of nice, fresh garbage at breakfast, lunch, and dinner?

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                      • Zechariah Smyth
                        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 15251

                        #821
                        Re: What are you offended by right now?

                        Originally posted by straightheterosaxual View Post
                        i am offended when a fellow heterosaxual does not enjoy eating trash. how can you say that you are a hetero™ when you do not enjoy the taste of nice, fresh garbage at breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
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                        • Mother Of Seven
                          True Christian™ with a quiverful
                          • Jan 2014
                          • 2243

                          #822
                          Re: What are you offended by right now?

                          Please define 'trash'.

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                          • straightheterosaxual
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Mar 2014
                            • 2

                            #823
                            Re: What are you offended by right now?

                            Originally posted by Mother Of Seven View Post
                            Please define 'trash'.
                            trash
                            noun
                            1.
                            the main source of heterosexual nourishment.

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                            • Alvin Moss
                              Serving Jesus
                              True Christian™
                              • Aug 2013
                              • 4468

                              #824
                              Re: What are you offended by right now?

                              I believe this man is a homosexual and possibly a Nubian as well.
                              God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                              • Skyfall
                                Unsaved trash
                                 
                                • Mar 2014
                                • 26

                                #825
                                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post

                                My thoughts exactly dear brother. What a completely stupid post made by straightheterosaxual

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