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  • Roland
    Obese Swedish Meatball
    Delusional Forum Member
    • May 2014
    • 2193

    #1036
    Re: What are you offended by right now?

    Originally posted by Comatoserocker View Post
    Ethnic foods? Your kidding, right? Ethnic foods are AWESOME! Especially tacos, pasta, and anything at an Asian buffet (excluding sushi ) Also, what's wrong with the color purple?
    Hello Slightly less aware,

    Your comment saddens me. Even though Pastafarians and Ninjas don´t mix very well, at least I can admit sushi and sashimi are great sustenance.



    Kind regards,

    Roland
    Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

    Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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    • Des
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2013
      • 2718

      #1037
      Re: What are you offended by right now?

      Originally posted by Roland View Post
      Hello Slightly less aware,

      Your comment saddens me. Even though Pastafarians and Ninjas don´t mix very well, at least I can admit sushi and sashimi are great sustenance.



      Kind regards,

      Roland

      I don't get it. All I am seeing are variously colored globs of phlegm and a wad of chewed bubblegum on the far left. Is this some sort of homosexual expressionist art?
      Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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      • Roland
        Obese Swedish Meatball
        Delusional Forum Member
        • May 2014
        • 2193

        #1038
        Re: What are you offended by right now?

        Originally posted by Des View Post
        I don't get it. All I am seeing are variously colored globs of phlegm and a wad of chewed bubblegum on the far left. Is this some sort of homosexual expressionist art?
        Hello Des,

        Perhaps you could show this picture to your Asian staff, with a bit of luck they know how to prepare it. You might find the taste quite agreeable. If the sushi in the picture I posted doesn´t make you happy, you could try some other types:



        Kind regards,

        Roland
        Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

        Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #1039
          Re: What are you offended by right now?

          I'm offended by pistachio ice cream. What's wrong with good old-fashioned American vanilla ice cream?
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • redstoneblock
            Unsaved trash
            • Jun 2016
            • 16

            #1040
            Re: What are you offended by right now?

            Your policies, manipulation, brainwashing, and discrimination. Your superior, racist, homophobic attitudes that blatantly ignore one small thing: we are all global citizens. We ALL have equal rights. Race, gender, colour, sexuality - we are HUMANS. Not toys, not animals, not slaves... HUMANS.

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            • Elmer G. White
              Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
              Victim of atheist scientific persecution
               
              • Apr 2014
              • 10263

              #1041
              Re: What are you offended by right now?

              Originally posted by redstoneblock View Post
              Your policies, manipulation, brainwashing, and discrimination. Your superior, racist, homophobic attitudes that blatantly ignore one small thing: we are all global citizens. We ALL have equal rights. Race, gender, colour, sexuality - we are HUMANS. Not toys, not animals, not slaves... HUMANS.

              Sweet Girl,

              You have things mixed up. It is us True Christians™ who still maintain the Truth™ that humans indeed are not animals. We know this extremely well, as God revealed as much to us in His masterwork (the Bible) - in the first Chapter, but I surmise that nowadays with the socialist media of What's up and Instant Gram it may be too much for the illiterate generation to read. This is what it tells us:

              Genesis 1:25
              And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

              Genesis 1:27
              So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.


              Clearly separate Creations. Man is no animal. it is the evil lotion heresy claiming that men are animals, that we descend from arboreal quadrumana, an inhabitant of the Old Earth. They want to treat people as animals.

              As for races, it was a choice made by Ham on behalf of his descendants to mock God by revealing his father's (Noah's) nudity. God punished them by causing genetic alterations that produced dark pigment and a tendency for servitude. They chose to degenerate.

              Genesis 9:22-25
              And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without. And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness. And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him. And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.



              It was a pleasure and a privilege to clear this out for you!


              Yours in Christ,

              Elmer
              2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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              • Didymus Much
                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                • Jun 2010
                • 14079

                #1042
                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                No anchovies of any variety in any of our local markets (even the delis). It's just not pizza without salty, hairy little fish.

                So... off to the restaurants to try to buy some. Nope, can't do that. Only on a pizza. Is the owner in? No, no owner, corporate store, informs me I have the pleasure of addressing the (drumroll and fanfare, please) Assistant Manager (puffing out her 17-year old chest). Right, we're dealing with the real power here. Fine, gimme a small, plain pizza, double anchovies, hold the pizza (I so desperately wanted her to ask me what I wanted her to do with the pizza...not even). Nope, can't do that. Let's see, I'm willing to give her $14 for a NON-EXISTENT pizza with a little dish of anchovies on the side, yet because there's no specific button on her register to push, stymied. Gee, thanks Miss Assistant Manager (on counter duty in the mid-afternoon on a Monday), enjoy your meaningless job title with the power and freedom it brings you, and the permanent loss of sales to my address. Great job.

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                • Kill_The_Jews
                  Self-Hating Jew
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Jun 2016
                  • 6

                  #1043
                  Re: What are you offended by right now?

                  Jews, ***racial slur removed***, inferiors, and non-Aryans are one of the many evils and ***bad word removed*** I hate.
                  Last edited by Basilissa; 06-29-2016, 07:15 PM. Reason: Please keep in mind that women and children frequent this website, dear!
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                  • Roland
                    Obese Swedish Meatball
                    Delusional Forum Member
                    • May 2014
                    • 2193

                    #1044
                    Re: What are you offended by right now?

                    Originally posted by Kill_The_Jews View Post
                    Jews, ***racial slur removed***, inferiors, and non-Aryans are one of the many evils and ***bad word removed*** I hate.
                    You seem somewhat able to address who you hate, would you be so kind to tell us why you hate them?
                    Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                    Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                    • WilliamJenningsBryan
                      True Christian™
                       
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 9384

                      #1045
                      Re: What are you offended by right now?

                      I've become annoyed at the increasing amount of "ethnic" food that has been showing up on our grocery store shelves in America. Not only is it taking away space for American food, it's downright encouraging these illegal aliens to stick around.

                      Imagine my surprise the other day when I discovered this Mexican Chihuahua cheese on the shelves. It's simply disgusting to think of those Mexicans milking those tiny little dogs to make cheese - in fact they're downright perverted. They need something better to do with their time - like build a wall.

                      I have a modest proposal that I'm sending to Donald Trump - simply remove all this foreign food from our store shelves and with nothing to eat these immigrants will migrate themselves back to where they came from.
                      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                      ...and get off my lawn
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                      • Johny Joe Hold
                        Mayor of Freehold
                         
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 12530

                        #1046
                        Re: What are you offended by right now?

                        I think the greatest sport ever invented for Christians is football. It struts the finest heterosexual makes in front of millions of people.

                        That is why is makes me so angry that photographers present us with images of homer like behavior. No one needs to get up close views of the unthinkable:


                        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                        • BrotherLarry
                          Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2014
                          • 2249

                          #1047
                          Re: What are you offended by right now?

                          Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                          I think the greatest sport ever invented for Christians is football. It struts the finest heterosexual makes in front of millions of people.

                          That is why is makes me so angry that photographers present us with images of homer like behavior. No one needs to get up close views of the unthinkable:


                          Mister Mayor,

                          Each week, the obviously heterosexual sport of football is photographed by obvious homers. Hence the sordid views such as the one you presented here, but also - and often - the unmistakable bulges of the non-jockstrap wearing players who are probably paid by gaywise sponsors to put their manhoods on display through tight, almost see-through garments. You may remember that Tim Tebow NEVER allowed his naughty areas to be easily discerned. Why? Because JESUS would not have been pleased, and Mr. Tebow is all about pleasing JESUS. Glory!

                          I hope that every red-blooded, white American hetero male will complain to the NFL about this apparent sexualizing of athletes so that GOD can once again tune in each Sunday after church without having to have His Son go to the next room, preventing Him from seeing such things.

                          And how are the Niggers doing this year? We don't see much about Freehold sports on NY television.
                          Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                          “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                          Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                          Amen and Amen

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                          • Basilissa
                            South of the Border outreach program
                            True Christian™
                             
                            • Mar 2013
                            • 12947

                            #1048
                            Re: What are you offended by right now?

                            I am currently offended by all of the road construction starting all over Michigan right now. Do they really think they can finish everything that they couldn't accomplish since spring before the snow falls?

                            Don't they get that the WINTER IS COMING?!?
                            God created fossils to test our faith.

                            * * *

                            My favorite LBC sermons:
                            True Christians are Perfect!
                            True Christian™ Love.
                            Salvation™ made Easy!
                            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                            God HATES Rational Thinking!
                            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                            • Anne Sayne
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Sep 2016
                              • 182

                              #1049
                              Re: What are you offended by right now?

                              I'm offended that my brother skipped service on Sunday because he was "very ill"
                              God is about as real as unicorns and dragons.
                              Revelation 12:9
                              Job 39:9

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                              • Didymus Much
                                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 14079

                                #1050
                                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                Originally posted by Anne Sayne View Post
                                I'm offended that my brother skipped service on Sunday because he was "very ill"
                                So? According to the Bible, that affects his salvation, not yours.

                                And according to these people, if it ain't Landover, it's crap, so attending that church isn't going to do him any good anyway. So from his viewpoint, why bother going at all, and from yours, why bother getting upset about him not doing something that's useless, or even dangerous, due to the false sense of security it might be giving him?

                                Please cite proper Scriptural support for your reasoning.

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