[Roland]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Ethnic foods? Your kidding, right? Ethnic foods are AWESOME! Especially tacos, pasta, and anything at an Asian buffet (excluding sushi ) Also, what's wrong with the color purple?

Hello Slightly less aware,

Your comment saddens me. Even though Pastafarians and Ninjas don´t mix very well, at least I can admit sushi and sashimi are great sustenance.



Kind regards,

Roland

[Des]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Hello Slightly less aware,

Your comment saddens me. Even though Pastafarians and Ninjas don´t mix very well, at least I can admit sushi and sashimi are great sustenance.



Kind regards,

Roland

I don't get it. All I am seeing are variously colored globs of phlegm and a wad of chewed bubblegum on the far left. Is this some sort of homosexual expressionist art?

[Roland]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I don't get it. All I am seeing are variously colored globs of phlegm and a wad of chewed bubblegum on the far left. Is this some sort of homosexual expressionist art?

Hello Des,

Perhaps you could show this picture to your Asian staff, with a bit of luck they know how to prepare it. You might find the taste quite agreeable. If the sushi in the picture I posted doesn´t make you happy, you could try some other types:



Kind regards,

Roland

[Nobar King]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm offended by pistachio ice cream. What's wrong with good old-fashioned American vanilla ice cream?

[redstoneblock]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Your policies, manipulation, brainwashing, and discrimination. Your superior, racist, homophobic attitudes that blatantly ignore one small thing: we are all global citizens. We ALL have equal rights. Race, gender, colour, sexuality - we are HUMANS. Not toys, not animals, not slaves... HUMANS.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Your policies, manipulation, brainwashing, and discrimination. Your superior, racist, homophobic attitudes that blatantly ignore one small thing: we are all global citizens. We ALL have equal rights. Race, gender, colour, sexuality - we are HUMANS. Not toys, not animals, not slaves... HUMANS.

Sweet Girl,

You have things mixed up. It is us True Christians™ who still maintain the Truth™ that humans indeed are not animals. We know this extremely well, as God revealed as much to us in His masterwork (the Bible) - in the first Chapter, but I surmise that nowadays with the socialist media of What's up and Instant Gram it may be too much for the illiterate generation to read. This is what it tells us:

Genesis 1:25
And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

Genesis 1:27
So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

Clearly separate Creations. Man is no animal. it is the evil lotion heresy claiming that men are animals, that we descend from arboreal quadrumana, an inhabitant of the Old Earth. They want to treat people as animals.

As for races, it was a choice made by Ham on behalf of his descendants to mock God by revealing his father's (Noah's) nudity. God punished them by causing genetic alterations that produced dark pigment and a tendency for servitude. They chose to degenerate.

Genesis 9:22-25
And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without. And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness. And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him. And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.



It was a pleasure and a privilege to clear this out for you!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Didymus Much]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

No anchovies of any variety in any of our local markets (even the delis). It's just not pizza without salty, hairy little fish.

So... off to the restaurants to try to buy some. Nope, can't do that. Only on a pizza. Is the owner in? No, no owner, corporate store, informs me I have the pleasure of addressing the (drumroll and fanfare, please) Assistant Manager (puffing out her 17-year old chest). Right, we're dealing with the real power here. Fine, gimme a small, plain pizza, double anchovies, hold the pizza (I so desperately wanted her to ask me what I wanted her to do with the pizza...not even). Nope, can't do that. Let's see, I'm willing to give her $14 for a NON-EXISTENT pizza with a little dish of anchovies on the side, yet because there's no specific button on her register to push, stymied. Gee, thanks Miss Assistant Manager (on counter duty in the mid-afternoon on a Monday), enjoy your meaningless job title with the power and freedom it brings you, and the permanent loss of sales to my address. Great job.

[Kill_The_Jews]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Jews, ***racial slur removed***, inferiors, and non-Aryans are one of the many evils and ***bad word removed*** I hate.

[Roland]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Jews, ***racial slur removed***, inferiors, and non-Aryans are one of the many evils and ***bad word removed*** I hate.

You seem somewhat able to address who you hate, would you be so kind to tell us why you hate them?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I've become annoyed at the increasing amount of "ethnic" food that has been showing up on our grocery store shelves in America. Not only is it taking away space for American food, it's downright encouraging these illegal aliens to stick around.

Imagine my surprise the other day when I discovered this Mexican Chihuahua cheese on the shelves. It's simply disgusting to think of those Mexicans milking those tiny little dogs to make cheese - in fact they're downright perverted. They need something better to do with their time - like build a wall.

I have a modest proposal that I'm sending to Donald Trump - simply remove all this foreign food from our store shelves and with nothing to eat these immigrants will migrate themselves back to where they came from.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I think the greatest sport ever invented for Christians is football. It struts the finest heterosexual makes in front of millions of people.

That is why is makes me so angry that photographers present us with images of homer like behavior. No one needs to get up close views of the unthinkable:

[BrotherLarry]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I think the greatest sport ever invented for Christians is football. It struts the finest heterosexual makes in front of millions of people.

That is why is makes me so angry that photographers present us with images of homer like behavior. No one needs to get up close views of the unthinkable:

Mister Mayor,

Each week, the obviously heterosexual sport of football is photographed by obvious homers. Hence the sordid views such as the one you presented here, but also - and often - the unmistakable bulges of the non-jockstrap wearing players who are probably paid by gaywise sponsors to put their manhoods on display through tight, almost see-through garments. You may remember that Tim Tebow NEVER allowed his naughty areas to be easily discerned. Why? Because JESUS would not have been pleased, and Mr. Tebow is all about pleasing JESUS. Glory!

I hope that every red-blooded, white American hetero male will complain to the NFL about this apparent sexualizing of athletes so that GOD can once again tune in each Sunday after church without having to have His Son go to the next room, preventing Him from seeing such things.

And how are the Niggers doing this year? We don't see much about Freehold sports on NY television.

[Basilissa]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I am currently offended by all of the road construction starting all over Michigan right now. Do they really think they can finish everything that they couldn't accomplish since spring before the snow falls?

Don't they get that the WINTER IS COMING?!?

[Anne Sayne]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm offended that my brother skipped service on Sunday because he was "very ill"

[Didymus Much]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm offended that my brother skipped service on Sunday because he was "very ill"

So? According to the Bible, that affects his salvation, not yours.

And according to these people, if it ain't Landover, it's crap, so attending that church isn't going to do him any good anyway. So from his viewpoint, why bother going at all, and from yours, why bother getting upset about him not doing something that's useless, or even dangerous, due to the false sense of security it might be giving him?

Please cite proper Scriptural support for your reasoning.