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  • I Man Rastafari
    Possibly retarded pothead
    • Oct 2015
    • 1019

    #1021
    Re: What are you offended by right now?

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    An old joo? President of God's favorite country?



    But he is an old white man and all presidents of Babylon except one have been old white men. Hilary Clinton is not an old white man as far as we know and the Republicans are running mostly Mexicans, a Black man and Donald Trump.
    Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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    • Vessel of Christ
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Feb 2016
      • 74

      #1022
      Re: What are you offended by right now?

      Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
      Do not grieve Sistren. Senator Bernie Sanders is to be the next President of America. He is for the Black man and for the people. I am pledged to vote for him and he is pledged to provide a larger stipend as well as a position for myself. Everything is going to be free and the rich will finally have to pay their fair share.
      I am offended by this darkie who wants to take money from the job creators who pulled themselves up by their bootstraps, and put that money in the hands of nigras, atheists, and people who are too lazy to work.


      Colossians 3:23 "And whatsoever ye do, do it heartily, as to the Lord, and not unto men;"


      Proverbs 13:4 "The soul of the sluggard desireth, and hath nothing: but the soul of the diligent shall be made fat."

      Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #1023
        Re: What are you offended by right now?

        Girl Scout Cookies, Girl Scouts, and the wine moms who run their little feminazi-troops-in-training clubs.
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Vessel of Christ
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Feb 2016
          • 74

          #1024
          Re: What are you offended by right now?

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          Girl Scout Cookies, Girl Scouts, and the wine moms who run their little feminazi-troops-in-training clubs.
          I've heard through the grape vine that girl scouts are trained by their own mothers on how to pleasure other women in their troop Its like lesbian boot camp!
          Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

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          • louischarles73
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Feb 2016
            • 1

            #1025
            Re: What are you offended by right now?

            This is referring to another topic, about The website Jesus-is -savior.

            Dear Levil, Jones

            I don’t know the Guy, but I just stumbled on your site to see what you were talking about, So far all I see in your article is that, you were saying do not go on that website, it’s a hating site. And you are doing the same thing against him. Plus you have no details with your claims, and have you consider the facts, before you judged him, did you think that maybe he was right about some stuff . In addition to that, you are using so much energy and strength to go after this guys, when you could use that strength to go against the principalities in high places that are deceiving many. Don’t you see what they are teaching our children in school. The schools have become the Devil’s playground and the church is hiding its lights under the bushel. Are so blind that you can’t see that. Romans 1 Declared the wrath of God is coming soon. Where are the Pastor, preachers to warn the people? I'll take him one hundred times over those so call lukewarm pastors. Jesus said as many as I love I rebuke and chastise, be ye zealous therefore and repent

            Are you one of those water down Gospel preachers who thinks it’s wrong to preach against sin? Or maybe he has convicted your heart, that’s why you are pissed off.

            Anyway somebody needs to exposed sin, if you can’t do it keep quiet and stop helping the Devil out, if the guy is not against Christ he is for Christ. Whether the Gospel is preach in pretense or in offense, nevertheless Christ is preached. If you were so busy about the kingdom business your energy would have gone in the street warning people about sin the very thing Christ died for to save us from sin not in sin. That’s my word to you.

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            • Alvin Moss
              Serving Jesus
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2013
              • 4468

              #1026
              Re: What are you offended by right now?

              Originally posted by louischarles73 View Post
              This is referring to another topic, about The website Jesus-is -savior.

              Dear Levil, Jones

              I don’t know the Guy, but I just stumbled on your site to see what you were talking about, So far all I see in your article is that, you were saying do not go on that website, it’s a hating site. And you are doing the same thing against him. Plus you have no details with your claims, and have you consider the facts, before you judged him, did you think that maybe he was right about some stuff . In addition to that, you are using so much energy and strength to go after this guys, when you could use that strength to go against the principalities in high places that are deceiving many. Don’t you see what they are teaching our children in school. The schools have become the Devil’s playground and the church is hiding its lights under the bushel. Are so blind that you can’t see that. Romans 1 Declared the wrath of God is coming soon. Where are the Pastor, preachers to warn the people? I'll take him one hundred times over those so call lukewarm pastors. Jesus said as many as I love I rebuke and chastise, be ye zealous therefore and repent

              Are you one of those water down Gospel preachers who thinks it’s wrong to preach against sin? Or maybe he has convicted your heart, that’s why you are pissed off.

              Anyway somebody needs to exposed sin, if you can’t do it keep quiet and stop helping the Devil out, if the guy is not against Christ he is for Christ. Whether the Gospel is preach in pretense or in offense, nevertheless Christ is preached. If you were so busy about the kingdom business your energy would have gone in the street warning people about sin the very thing Christ died for to save us from sin not in sin. That’s my word to you.

              Welcome, Louis. I am quite confused by your comment and I have no idea what you are referencing. Also, though it may seem to some unusual coming from me, your extreme overuse and misuse of the comma is quite disconcerting. The comma is a useful tool and one that is widely ignored, but there is such a thing as too much of a good thing.

              Why don't you tell us about your experiences with Jesus, how you found Him, His effect on your life, the names of your congregation and Pastor and such other facts that may prove efficacious in assisting our understanding of you.

              God Bless!
              God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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              • Basilissa
                South of the Border outreach program
                True Christian™
                 
                • Mar 2013
                • 12967

                #1027
                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                Originally posted by louischarles73 View Post
                Meaningless wall of text
                I'm offended by that ^^^.
                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                • Des
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2013
                  • 2718

                  #1028
                  Re: What are you offended by right now?

                  Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                  I'm offended by that ^^^.

                  We all are, Sister. We all are.
                  Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                  • Ph0enix808
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Sep 2015
                    • 140

                    #1029
                    Re: What are you offended by right now?

                    What offends me most are those slobbering atheists who chose to be autistic and think the earth is round
                    Proverbs 15:26 - The thoughts of the wicked [are] an abomination to the LORD: but [the words] of the pure [are] pleasant words

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                    • Pitchfork Retard
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Nov 2015
                      • 13

                      #1030
                      Re: What are you offended by right now?

                      I am offended by those who would wrongfully deem me a satanist.

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                      • Alphonse Alban
                        Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                         
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 5724

                        #1031
                        Re: What are you offended by right now?

                        Originally posted by Patchwork Rarity View Post
                        I am offended by those who would wrongfully deem me a satanist.
                        Friend, I am so sorry to hear, that you have people in your life that wrongfully deems you a satanist. That kind on ignorance is saddening.
                        You will find no such people here.

                        We are Bible following Christians, so we see right away that you are not a Christian. That of course means that you are against Jesus and that makes you a satanist. As you see, we rightfully deem you a satanist, not wrongfully like some people apparently do.

                        Matthew 12:30He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.

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                        • VictoryOS
                          True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                           
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 5388

                          #1032
                          Re: What are you offended by right now?

                          Originally posted by Patchwork Rarity View Post
                          I am offended by those who would wrongfully deem me a satanist.
                          Excuse me, put how many posts and threads have you made so far about satanic music and topics? And now you want to whine about us judging you with righteous judgement? Hogwash!

                          Son, think about what lead you here to our forum. If you're really honest with yourself, I think you'll see that Jesus is trying to welcome you into His Arms. Don't be shy. Open up and accept the fullness of His Love!
                          Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                          in 2016

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                          • Thomas Taylor
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Oct 2012
                            • 1486

                            #1033
                            Re: What are you offended by right now?

                            Originally posted by Pitchfork Rarity View Post
                            I am offended by those who would wrongfully deem me a satanist.

                            You should feel blessed that you are being persecuted. You should revel in it.


                            2 Timothy 3:12


                            “Yea, and all that will liue godly in Christ Iesus, shall suffer persecution.”


                            Mark 10:30


                            “But hee shall receiue an hundred fold now in this time, houses, and brethren, and sisters, and mothers, and children, and lands, with persecutions; and in the world to come eternall life:”
                            Isaiah 66:15

                            For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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                            • Comatoserocker
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • May 2016
                              • 76

                              #1034
                              Re: What are you offended by right now?

                              Ethnic foods? Your kidding, right? Ethnic foods are AWESOME! Especially tacos, pasta, and anything at an Asian buffet (excluding sushi ) Also, what's wrong with the color purple?

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                              • Basilissa
                                South of the Border outreach program
                                True Christian™
                                 
                                • Mar 2013
                                • 12967

                                #1035
                                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                I'm deeply offended by unsaved trash puking all over this forum, just senselessly hopping from one thread to another without any thought whatsoever.
                                God created fossils to test our faith.

                                * * *

                                My favorite LBC sermons:
                                True Christians are Perfect!
                                True Christian™ Love.
                                Salvation™ made Easy!
                                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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