[MitzaLizalor]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Sister Basilissa, I know Our Lord works in mysterious ways, but I feel He created aphids to give us ladies another duty around the house, to sprinkle pesticide about my husband's rosebush.


What am I offended by? Homeless bums! Though My Lord sees it fit to let myself and hubby and my family of 17 live in a single trailer, there's nothing worse than coming home late at night, and finding some wretched vagabond taking a leak on the side of our trailer! His fag buddy laughed with him, at me, and said, "Couldn't you go against a tree, like a dog would? Haha."

I just shrieked and said, "No! Obviously he can't because he's WORSE than a dog!"

I then went to find Mr. Moans and his shotgun to chase the two pricks off our property.

Yes, rose gardening can be very uncomfortable.

[Basilissa]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Sister Basilissa, I know Our Lord works in mysterious ways, but I feel He created aphids to give us ladies another duty around the house, to sprinkle pesticide about my husband's rosebush.

Well, this year I'm employing a mixed strategy consisting of squishing the little pests one by one (an evil laugh is complementary) when there are only a few and spraying when there are too many. It has been working so far and I have already began harvesting the first peppers after the garden to window sill transition (in the summer they were happily producing fruit outside, obviously, with lady bugs taking care of the aphid problem).

What am I offended by? Homeless bums!

I second that. Most of these creatures are veterans of wars. True Heroes(tm) don't suffer from FAKE NEWS PTSD, and True Heroes™ were often precluded from going to the war in the first place because of bone spurs.

[handmaiden]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Well, this year I'm employing a mixed strategy consisting of squishing the little pests one by one (an evil laugh is complementary) when there are only a few and spraying when there are too many. It has been working so far and I have already began harvesting the first peppers after the garden to window sill transition (in the summer they were happily producing fruit outside, obviously, with lady bugs taking care of the aphid problem).

What? Those evil little buggers are going after your pepper plants?! They must be messican. That means that Obama probably let them in. I heard that they are also lezbeans.

[John Creeser]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Far be it for me to ever question advice given by Pastor Ezekiel but phone books do indeed leave bruises. I dunno, maybe it’s just that Abagail is getting up there in age and bruises more easy. It’s just getting more difficult to properly impose my will through corporeal punishment. What now? Am I to smack her around with a roll of paper towel?

[handmaiden]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Far be it for me to ever question advice given by Pastor Ezekiel but phone books do indeed leave bruises. I dunno, maybe it’s just that Abagail is getting up there in age and bruises more easy. It’s just getting more difficult to properly impose my will through corporeal punishment. What now? Am I to smack her around with a roll of paper towel?

Paper towels are expensive and not really dense enough for disciplinary methods. OH, look at me! Giving advice on corporal punishment like I'm the one who would be doing the hitting!


Ignore me. I don't know what I'm talking about.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Paper towels are for lazy sluts and whores. True Christian(tm) woman use a cloth they made out of straw to do all their cleaning.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

The phrase, "Think outside the box."

That is blasphemy. The Bible is our box and we are commanded to stay in it. Those who live without sin stay inside the box. Sin is outside.

Let's look at a group who "thinks outside the box", homers. The path to homerism starts with someone who says it's OK to think outside the box.

Preachers say it sometimes, not thinking about the door to sin it opens. A preacher might joke about changing the time of the Sunday service from when it has always been, 11 AM, to 10 AM during the summer. He would joke, "Maybe we should think outside the box."

No, don't do it.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

The phrase, "Think outside the box."

That is blasphemy. The Bible is our box and we are commanded to stay in it. Those who live without sin stay inside the box. Sin is outside.

Let's look at a group who "thinks outside the box", homers. The path to homerism starts with someone who says it's OK to think outside the box.

Preachers say it sometimes, not thinking about the door to sin it opens. A preacher might joke about changing the time of the Sunday service from when it has always been, 11 AM, to 10 AM during the summer. He would joke, "Maybe we should think outside the box."

No, don't do it.

I'm with you, Brother Mr. Mayor. Thinking outside the box just leads to chaos, which is of the devil. It bothers me when I hear people say that they need to think outside the box and maybe they will find the solution to a problem. It makes me want to rebuke them in Jesus Name. Would it not be much simpler to look at things from a different angle? I would rather stay in my box, thank you very much, and look at things from a different angle.


Sin is the root cause of all this thinking outside of the box. I'm convinced of that.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Sin and evolution. The false doctrine of Darwinism has been getting transmitted from generation to generation for so long now, poured like black ink into children's heads who in turn decant the nonsense onwards for future generations by now seeing no reason at all not to go full monkey. Have you ever visited a zoo? Leaping about, going "Uuh! Uuh! Uuh!" Some places even let them run around so they can do it in the road or holding onto your windscreen wiper gawping at you. They really are out the box!

And that's where modernist clergypersons want to see us all. Gendernonstereotypified, prancing around in chiffon with lurid clown make-up, why not get hopped up on the ecstasy and attend midnight mass with your Unitarian gender-fluid time-share companion? I was going to say "significant other" but for these wretches nothing is significant, is it. The Bible is clear. God will not tolerate anything of the sort, wish-washy relativism, the whole caboosh. He explains:

Revelation 3:15-18
I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot. So then because thou art lukewarm and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth. Because thou sayest, I am rich, and increased with goods, and have need of nothing; and knowest not that thou art wretched, and miserable, and poor, and blind, and naked.

But God does not stop there. Yes, wretched fools are like a mouthful of stale sick to Him; but there is an alternative.

I counsel thee to buy of me gold tried in the fire, that thou mayest be rich; and white raiment, that thou mayest be clothed, and that the shame of thy nakedness do not appear; and anoint thine eyes with eyesalve, that thou mayest see.

Catholics, Unitarians, frenzied heathens, all celebrating the ecumenism and all vomited out from God's mouth, bang! into hell. They lived and moved and had their being outside the box of faith, making up anything to excuse their debauchery. But we are not the offspring of Zeus. We have not obsessed over stars and planets but sought Jesus and knowing Him are assured of everlasting joy.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Sin and evolution. The false doctrine of Darwinism has been getting transmitted from generation to generation for so long now, poured like black ink into children's heads who in turn decant the nonsense onwards for future generations by now seeing no reason at all not to go full monkey.

Catholics, Unitarians, frenzied heathens, all celebrating the ecumenism and all vomited out from God's mouth, bang! into hell. They lived and moved and had their being outside the box of faith,

Right on, Sister Mitza. Evolution is thinking "outside the box." The strange notion we should even consider an idea except that God created the earth and all of us is Satan's playground.

It offends me.

[handmaiden]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

The entire Kardashian/Jenner Clan Coven.

They are walking, wannabe False Idols who need constant attention. They mate outside their race mainly for the shock value. And they only get married for the glamour of the event and the publicity. (Read: Even more attention.)


They have babies as fashion accessories in order to be trend-setters.

The father of the younger set is now a "woman" who apparently didn't get enough attention as an Olympic gold-medalist and member of a media focused family. Now, he/she has to be on magazine covers adorned in all his/her new overpriced glitzy glam rags.

On top of that, he/she/it goes around saying outrageous things that rile up his/her/its supposed "community" of other attention-seeking "victims" because he/she just has to be King/Queen of the oppressed-for-no-other-reason-than-their-need-to-cut-off-or-add-body-parts.

Nobody else can claim the attention for being victimized or expensively-dressed, or being fashionably pregnant. It's all about them, all the time.

Just a few moments ago, I read the headline, "BREAKING News: Kendall Jenner hospitalized." Needless to say, I immediately started calling around to set up a prayer vigil.

Part of me really believes this family of over-painted clothes mannequins (even the dad, now) was created by evil robotics scientists to keep the Liberal news media occupied so they wouldn't give Donald Trump the attention and credit that he deserves.

As offended as I am by these glam-bots, I do have to give the evil scientists their due for coming up with some remarkable quality wash-n-wear plastics. When I was a little girl, if I colored my dolls' faces with ink and markers, I could never get them clean again.

[DolliMoans]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Jews and their spelling of God as "G_d" offends me terribly. It's as though they're too ashamed to declare Our Lord's name fully, because they're guilty of murdering Christ.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Shame or wilful blasphemy. Firstly, His name is not even spelled "G-O-D" and even the word for God in their language is something else. But it's worse than that because the language they've made up bears no more resemblance to anything Moses spoke than Alexander the Great!! And it is a made up language. The vowels they've inserted were only invented in the last millennium AND IT'S A VOWEL THEY'RE DELETING

Now a person can have more than one name and remain the same person.

Lamentations Flint for example was just one person.

Someone could be named Charles Philip Arthur George yet still be one person.

God, in our language, has names I AM, The LORD, Jealous, The LORD of Hosts, The Almighty and so on but in Hebrew these are all distinct words and in Hebrew at the time of Moses or Enos Genesis 4:26 none of those words were written with vowels or written in the same way as modern (or even classical) Hebrew.

The whole thing would be just another way to show off, like going around dressed up as a scarecrow, were it not for a very simple fact. God has told us His name so that we will make it known!! The exact opposite of going "G-d" this and "G-d" that. Of course they could say that they use a "-" because they don't know what the vowel is. But they don't say that and in any event they speak a different language in the first place.

Psalm 89:1

[DolliMoans]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Shame or wilful blasphemy. Firstly, His name is not even spelled "G-O-D" and even the word for God in their language is something else. But it's worse than that because the language they've made up bears no more resemblance to anything Moses spoke than Alexander the Great!! And it is a made up language. The vowels they've inserted were only invented in the last millennium AND IT'S A VOWEL THEY'RE DELETING

Now a person can have more than one name and remain the same person.

Lamentations Flint for example was just one person.

Someone could be named Charles Philip Arthur George yet still be one person.

God, in our language, has names I AM, The LORD, Jealous, The LORD of Hosts, The Almighty and so on but in Hebrew these are all distinct words and in Hebrew at the time of Moses or Enos Genesis 4:26 none of those words were written with vowels or written in the same way as modern (or even classical) Hebrew.

The whole thing would be just another way to show off, like going around dressed up as a scarecrow, were it not for a very simple fact. God has told us His name so that we will make it known!! The exact opposite of going "G-d" this and "G-d" that. Of course they could say that they use a "-" because they don't know what the vowel is. But they don't say that and in any event they speak a different language in the first place.

Psalm 89:1

Maybe dear, they mean to be cryptic and make it like a hangman puzzle. So that they can just fill it in with any willy nilly nonsense, like a "a" to make it Gad - like Josh Gad, whose a prominent fatty joo in their Hellywood collective. Wouldn't they just love it if Josh Gad were G-d?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew! I had to look him up and the first thing I noticed was he appeared in the propaganda piece "Numb3rs" which perhaps more than anything in recent years advanced the notion that higher mathematics can refute The Bible. Not sure whether it actually contained any higher mathematics but that stuff is what crazed science buffs like Lawrence Krauss or Neil deGrasse Tyson use in their burblings about if something has a location to identify it an extra dimension beyond simple Cartesian co-ordinates is necessary.

Say if I wanted to meet you around the corner from a railway station I could give you how far forward you'd need to walk, turn left so far, go up to the 4th floor and so on. But that's not enough to identify the location.

You could arrive at any 3 of the 4 necessary co-ordinates such as left/right, up/down and 3 o'clock but be in the wrong street. Or turn up in the right building sitting in the right chair on the correct landing but at the wrong time. Therefore, maniacs like Krauss continue, objects not having any clear time component to identify them cannot have any meaningful spatial co-ordinates either. Get this. THEREFORE GOD DOES NOT EXIST!! How you get from sitting in a chair holding an aspidistra on the 4th floor at 3 o'clock to universes springing into existence from nothing is beyond me. "If time does not exist neither can anything else," he will prevaricate.

Try telling that to the dry bones in Ezekiel 37:1-14 and see how far you get!
Time did not exist for them, yet up they rose encased in flesh and they'd never even heard of higher mathematics.
But of course the Krausses of this world don't believe that either.

Which is why I was so revolted; this Gad endorses all that stuff and pumps it out as "entertainment" just like any propagandist worth their salt and the consequences in this case, as we know so well, take place over supertemporal durations in a very definite location indeed.

HELL FOREVER