[Cranky Old Man]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I am higly offended by Bill Cassidy.

That backstabbing communist will surely burn in Hell!

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm not so much offended, just tired of rolling my eyes at the liberal bigoted hypocrites.

When the China virus first appeared, there was an uproar "don't call it China/Wuhan virus that's so racist!" Yet, there was no movement to rename the Spanish flu that caused the 1918 pandemic to something that would be "not racist." You can't be racist against Europeans, that was the logic, I suppose.

Now, however, the same snowflakes that were trembling and passing out at the mention of "China/Wuhan virus," are talking about the English virus, South African virus, and Brazilian virus - but, but, but, aren't at least two of these names racist, too? (I'll give them a pass on the English virus because of the Spanish flu).

I call this bigotry and hypocrisy!

I don't know about you, but when I hear "Spanish" I'm certainly not thinking of white people. Besides, I always thought it was just a play on "Spanish Fly" and that God sent the plague to punish the world for fornication, as He is wont to do.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Now, however, the same snowflakes that were trembling and passing out at the mention of "China/Wuhan virus," are talking about the English virus, South African virus, and Brazilian virus - but, but, but, aren't at least two of these names racist, too? (I'll give them a pass on the English virus because of the Spanish flu).

In England, the "English virus" is known as the "Kent variant". This is probably because Kent is the nearest area of England to France. It's all very reminiscent of the introduction of syphilis to Naples by the soap-dodging French troops. In Naples it became known as the French disease, a term still used throughout the world today. Needless to say, the French - buck-passing racists as ever - called it the Neapolitan disease.

This offends me because of course all disease is God's Holy Vengeance and should be acknowledged as such.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm offended by all the fools and knuckleheads and God-Deniers who keep mistaking demon attacks for UFOs. How could they not notice these "UFOs" only attack deeply Christian populations? How could people not be aware that Satan turns up his attacks against those who walk with Jesus? I'm offended because we are being persecuted from demons and they don't care! For them it is clear, only non-Christian lives matter!

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm offended by all the fools and knuckleheads and God-Deniers who keep mistaking demon attacks for UFOs. How could they not notice these "UFOs" only attack deeply Christian populations?

That is such an interesting map, Sister Mary. It goes a long way towards explaining the utter Godlessness of the small island of Britain and its former neighbours over the water in the Catlick bit of Ireland, the Nether Lands and so-called "Belgium". Fortunately, the demons have not succeeded to the same extent in the U.S.A.

[handmaiden]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I am offended by almost everything taking place in Washington DC. When will True Republicans(tm) get around to impeaching that fool, Biden? Why is it taking so long? We have God on our side after all.

Look at what the man is doing to ruin our country! He did next to nothing for 47 years in the Senate and now he's going to destroy us! The Lord must be so disappointed in us right now.

[Didymus Much]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Fork marks in the peanut butter.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Fork marks in the peanut butter.

No fork marks in the peanut butter in Heaven, dear heathen. Won't you consider Jesus?

[handmaiden]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Fork marks in the peanut butter.

Presumably, someone you know scoops peanut butter out of the jar with a fork. That just goes to show what sort of company you keep, Mr. Much.

Sister Mary is right. You need to leave those wretched, twisted atheists behind and accept Jesus. If He were to eat your peanut butter, He would have the common decency to scoop it out with a butter knife. . . And He would NOT pull the contents of the jar from deep within the middle, leaving the sides of the jar looking like it is full of peanut butter when actually, the jar is at least half gone. . . Speaking of things by which I am offended.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

If He were to eat your peanut butter, He would have the common decency to scoop it out with a butter knife. . . And He would NOT pull the contents of the jar from deep within the middle, leaving the sides of the jar looking like it is full of peanut butter when actually, the jar is at least half gone. . . Speaking of things by which I am offended.

And, unlike a certain WIFE of mine, JESUS wouldn't insist on getting every last bit out of the jar before opening a new one. If you have to get peanut butter on your knuckles while scraping the butter knife along the bottom rim of the jar, it's time to open a new one, damn it!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

And, unlike a certain WIFE of mine, JESUS wouldn't insist on getting every last bit out of the jar before opening a new one. If you have to get peanut butter on your knuckles while scraping the butter knife along the bottom rim of the jar, it's time to open a new one, damn it!

Perhaps your wive has a special half-width rubber spatula that gets to the bottom of peanut butter jars (and jelly, and fluffernutter, and honey) without sullying up your delicate knuckles. A homemaker of quality has the right tools at hand of course. I inherited mine from my grandmother. She had the skill to scrape a jar so clean it was washed only for formality sake before using to store bacon grease and the like. It's a midwestern skill, not unlike when the Eskimos know 1001 things to do with a dead whale. But more civilized, obviously.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

The press in the country needs to stop bashing what is called Christian Nationalism. Only when the flag and the cross were merged was Jesus finally pleased with the trajectory of His church.

Despite the fact the U.S. is His favorite country and Jesus is the faith of the U.S. there is still regular criticism of Christian Nationalism. We at Landover Baptist continue to hold firm the flag and the cross belong together. Those that criticize uniting these two powerful symbols are headed for an eternity of hell.

https://saynotochristiannationalism.org/

[jonathanwright]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

My wife's grandmother must have taken a lesson from your grandmother as she taught my wife to do this when she was a little girl.

Perhaps your wive has a special half-width rubber spatula that gets to the bottom of peanut butter jars (and jelly, and fluffernutter, and honey) without sullying up your delicate knuckles. A homemaker of quality has the right tools at hand of course. I inherited mine from my grandmother. She had the skill to scrape a jar so clean it was washed only for formality sake before using to store bacon grease and the like. It's a midwestern skill, not unlike when the Eskimos know 1001 things to do with a dead whale. But more civilized, obviously.

[Basilissa]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

All of the multi-billionaires claiming that they have gone to Heaven and came back in half an hour offend me deeply.

[handmaiden]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

All of the multi-billionaires claiming that they have gone to Heaven and came back in half an hour offend me deeply.

Could not agree with you more, Sister. Why, if these self-indulgent men gave their proper tithes to Jesus via our own Pastor Zeke, then he would have the finest private jet available and they would have to be satisfied with their own private jets instead of private "space" ships.

Surely, those men will be in for a stern talking to when their time of judgment is upon them*. And it will be a little late for bribes tithes then.

* Before being consigned to their eternal torment, of course.