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  • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
    True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
     
    • Jul 2014
    • 8351

    #1426
    Re: What are you offended by right now?

    Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
    Why, if these self-indulgent men gave their proper tithes to Jesus via our own Pastor Zeke ...
    Oh. Are some people still tithing via Pastor Zeke? But this is probably best discussed privately. I will call you later, just for a general catch-up.

    But I must admit that the sight of all these silly men getting themselves shot into the air like so many monkeys and dogs is very unedifying as well as unGodly. I'm surprised that our Lord has permitted them (unlike the monkeys) to survive.
    Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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    • WilliamJenningsBryan
      True Christian™
       
      • Jan 2007
      • 9383

      #1427
      Re: What are you offended by right now?

      So Jeff Bezos lights off in a penis shaped rocket that dumps its load in "space", which proceeds to parachute back to earth - spending less time in "space" than it takes to smoke a cigarette.

      While the "woke" MSM is fawning over all this, no one has yet noticed that there were no women on board the "spacecraft".

      Meanwhile, Bezos keeps encouraging me to pay extra money to join "Amazon Prime" in order to get "free" shipping.

      Of course Richard Branson's "Virgin Galatic" flight into "space" did have women on board, but no one is explaining what that was all about. Maybe he's trying to appeal to oil rich mooselimb sheiks for customers.
      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
      ...and get off my lawn
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      • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
        True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
         
        • Jul 2014
        • 8351

        #1428
        Re: What are you offended by right now?

        Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
        While the "woke" MSM is fawning over all this, no one has yet noticed that there were no women on board the "spacecraft".
        Some of them were claiming that an 82-year-old woman called "Wally Funk" was on board. Leaving aside that Wally is not a woman's name, it seems pretty unlikely that anyone that old would be allowed to go up in a rocket, even for 10 minutes, as you couldn't expect their bladder to hold out that long. So I suspect shenanigans.
        Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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        • WilliamJenningsBryan
          True Christian™
           
          • Jan 2007
          • 9383

          #1429
          Re: What are you offended by right now?

          Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
          Some of them were claiming that an 82-year-old woman called "Wally Funk" was on board. Leaving aside that Wally is not a woman's name, it seems pretty unlikely that anyone that old would be allowed to go up in a rocket, even for 10 minutes, as you couldn't expect their bladder to hold out that long. So I suspect shenanigans.
          Bezos was known to require that his Amazon delivery drivers relieve themselves in bottles to keep productivity up. No doubt "Wally" was similairly equipped.
          Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
          ...and get off my lawn
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          • Bruhman73638
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Jul 2021
            • 25

            #1430
            Re: What are you offended by right now?

            People saying that the moon is fake, it's obviously real

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            • Didymus Much
              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
              • Jun 2010
              • 14076

              #1431
              Re: What are you offended by right now?

              Originally posted by Bruhman73638 View Post
              People saying that the moon is fake, it's obviously real
              You know this how? Have you been there?

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              • Didymus Much
                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                • Jun 2010
                • 14076

                #1432
                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                Originally posted by deso__
                after reading some of these post i would like to say that I can not understand why you are getting offended by some of this stuff.

                I would appreciate it if you could explain!
                If you're talking about this:


                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                Fork marks in the peanut butter.

                You either get it or you're a monster.

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                • Bruhman73638
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Jul 2021
                  • 25

                  #1433
                  Re: What are you offended by right now?

                  Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                  You know this how? Have you been there?
                  No, I saw the moon landing footage, that is REAL, so go and [*** UNSAVORY, SALTY LANGUAGE REMOVED BY POLITE, SENSIBLE MODERATOR ***]
                  Last edited by Isabella White; 07-29-2021, 01:19 PM.

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                  • Didymus Much
                    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 14076

                    #1434
                    Re: What are you offended by right now?

                    Originally posted by Bruhman73638 View Post
                    I saw the moon landing footage...
                    And I saw Matt Damon get stranded on Mars.


                    Worst $15 I ever spent.

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                    • Bruhman73638
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Jul 2021
                      • 25

                      #1435
                      Re: What are you offended by right now?

                      Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                      And I saw Matt Damon get stranded on Mars.


                      Worst $15 I ever spent.


                      Boohoo, I don't care, stop defending your answers with more stupidity

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                      • Didymus Much
                        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 14076

                        #1436
                        Re: What are you offended by right now?

                        Originally posted by Bruhman73638 View Post
                        Boohoo, I don't care, stop defending your answers with more stupidity
                        My point is: you're not offering proof. You're not even offering evidence. You're just repeating what you've heard other people say and insisting it's true.


                        Without holding people to higher standards than that, you get stuff like recounts in Arizona.

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                        • handmaiden
                          Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2010
                          • 11172

                          #1437
                          Re: What are you offended by right now?

                          Originally posted by Bruhman73638 View Post
                          Boohoo, I don't care, stop defending your answers with more stupidity
                          The gentleman whom you are calling stupid knows more about the subject matter being discussed on our forum than you do. He has chosen an opposition stance, and thus is risking eternal punishment, but his position is based on knowledge and a considered examination of the source material.

                          You have demonstrated zero interest in the source material. You don't consider anything but your own uninformed opinion. You are not worthy to be accommodated in the same corner of Hell as Mr. Much.
                          His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                          Guns For God and the Economy

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                          • Didymus Much
                            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 14076

                            #1438
                            Re: What are you offended by right now?

                            People who read apologists but not the Bible.

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                            • Basilissa
                              South of the Border outreach program
                              True Christian™
                               
                              • Mar 2013
                              • 12899

                              #1439
                              Re: What are you offended by right now?

                              I am deeply disturbed by the newest scientific delusion - now the scientists claim that they found a whale with legs!

                              CAIRO, Aug 25 (Reuters) - Scientists said on Wednesday they had discovered the 43 million-year-old fossil of a previously unknown amphibious four-legged whale species in Egypt that helps trace the transition of whales from land to sea.
                              The newly discovered whale belongs to the Protocetidae, a group of extinct whales that falls in the middle of that transition, the Egyptian-led team of researchers said in a statement.
                              God created fossils to test our faith.

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                              True Christian™ Love.
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                              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
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                              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
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                              • handmaiden
                                Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                                True Christian™
                                • May 2010
                                • 11172

                                #1440
                                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                                I am deeply disturbed by the newest scientific delusion - now the scientists claim that they found a whale with legs!
                                Don't those pagan Egyptians have sculptures and paintings of people with bird or dog's heads? Those people can't be trusted to supply any accurate information about anything. Look at how they disappeared all the evidence for the Israelites sojourn in the desert!
                                His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                                Guns For God and the Economy

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