[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Why, if these self-indulgent men gave their proper tithes to Jesus via our own Pastor Zeke ...

Oh. Are some people still tithing via Pastor Zeke? But this is probably best discussed privately. I will call you later, just for a general catch-up.

But I must admit that the sight of all these silly men getting themselves shot into the air like so many monkeys and dogs is very unedifying as well as unGodly. I'm surprised that our Lord has permitted them (unlike the monkeys) to survive.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

So Jeff Bezos lights off in a penis shaped rocket that dumps its load in "space", which proceeds to parachute back to earth - spending less time in "space" than it takes to smoke a cigarette.

While the "woke" MSM is fawning over all this, no one has yet noticed that there were no women on board the "spacecraft".

Meanwhile, Bezos keeps encouraging me to pay extra money to join "Amazon Prime" in order to get "free" shipping.

Of course Richard Branson's "Virgin Galatic" flight into "space" did have women on board, but no one is explaining what that was all about. Maybe he's trying to appeal to oil rich mooselimb sheiks for customers.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

While the "woke" MSM is fawning over all this, no one has yet noticed that there were no women on board the "spacecraft".

Some of them were claiming that an 82-year-old woman called "Wally Funk" was on board. Leaving aside that Wally is not a woman's name, it seems pretty unlikely that anyone that old would be allowed to go up in a rocket, even for 10 minutes, as you couldn't expect their bladder to hold out that long. So I suspect shenanigans.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Some of them were claiming that an 82-year-old woman called "Wally Funk" was on board. Leaving aside that Wally is not a woman's name, it seems pretty unlikely that anyone that old would be allowed to go up in a rocket, even for 10 minutes, as you couldn't expect their bladder to hold out that long. So I suspect shenanigans.

Bezos was known to require that his Amazon delivery drivers relieve themselves in bottles to keep productivity up. No doubt "Wally" was similairly equipped.

[Bruhman73638]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

People saying that the moon is fake, it's obviously real

[Didymus Much]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

People saying that the moon is fake, it's obviously real

You know this how? Have you been there?

[Didymus Much]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

after reading some of these post i would like to say that I can not understand why you are getting offended by some of this stuff.

I would appreciate it if you could explain!

If you're talking about this:

Fork marks in the peanut butter.

You either get it or you're a monster.

[Bruhman73638]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

You know this how? Have you been there?

No, I saw the moon landing footage, that is REAL, so go and [*** UNSAVORY, SALTY LANGUAGE REMOVED BY POLITE, SENSIBLE MODERATOR ***]

[Didymus Much]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I saw the moon landing footage...

And I saw Matt Damon get stranded on Mars.


Worst $15 I ever spent.

[Bruhman73638]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

And I saw Matt Damon get stranded on Mars.


Worst $15 I ever spent.

Boohoo, I don't care, stop defending your answers with more stupidity

[Didymus Much]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Boohoo, I don't care, stop defending your answers with more stupidity

My point is: you're not offering proof. You're not even offering evidence. You're just repeating what you've heard other people say and insisting it's true.


Without holding people to higher standards than that, you get stuff like recounts in Arizona.

[handmaiden]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Boohoo, I don't care, stop defending your answers with more stupidity

The gentleman whom you are calling stupid knows more about the subject matter being discussed on our forum than you do. He has chosen an opposition stance, and thus is risking eternal punishment, but his position is based on knowledge and a considered examination of the source material.

You have demonstrated zero interest in the source material. You don't consider anything but your own uninformed opinion. You are not worthy to be accommodated in the same corner of Hell as Mr. Much.

[Didymus Much]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

People who read apologists but not the Bible.

[Basilissa]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I am deeply disturbed by the newest scientific delusion - now the scientists claim that they found a whale with legs!

CAIRO, Aug 25 (Reuters) - Scientists said on Wednesday they had discovered the 43 million-year-old fossil of a previously unknown amphibious four-legged whale species in Egypt that helps trace the transition of whales from land to sea.
The newly discovered whale belongs to the Protocetidae, a group of extinct whales that falls in the middle of that transition, the Egyptian-led team of researchers said in a statement.

[handmaiden]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I am deeply disturbed by the newest scientific delusion - now the scientists claim that they found a whale with legs!

Don't those pagan Egyptians have sculptures and paintings of people with bird or dog's heads? Those people can't be trusted to supply any accurate information about anything. Look at how they disappeared all the evidence for the Israelites sojourn in the desert!