[James Hutchins]

Re: Damn Squirrels!

Here's a photo of a neat field dressing technique I learned of.

The backstory is that I found this critter on my front porch steps. Obviously abandoned by its mother.

What you do is break off the tip of an eye dropper and then jam it into the creature's mouth. Applying just the right amount of suction one can pull out their brains and other internal organs.

What's left is ready for mounting and proudly displaying it in your game room.

LOL, when I first saw the picture, I thought you were injecting marinade..... Silly me!

[Once was lost]

Re: Damn Squirrels!

We did not have that Vermin here on my island but someone introduced it a few decades back and now the dirty little buggers are fornicating like crazy and spreading.

[SUV]

Re: Damn Squirrels!

We did not have that Vermin here on my island but someone introduced it a few decades back and now the dirty little buggers are fornicating like crazy and spreading.

See? That's why I Hate animals, no matter how cute they may be. Always sinning, and even the KJV 1611 can't cure them except
with a good stiff bop - and that can ruin your clothing

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Damn Squirrels!

It could be worse, in Englandistan, they have nigra squirrels! Who, true to stereotype, terrorize the locals with violence.

[Nobar King]

Re: Damn Squirrels!

I know what it's like. I have a large tree that overhangs my roof and the squirrels use it as a squirrel highway. I can hear them running around up there all day long. I'm to the point where I'm ready to pay to have the tree cut down just to piss off the squirrels.

Then there's this guy:

You know that he just loves to chew thru your wires and claw up the screen door on the back porch. The little bastards are evil. Pure evil.

[Nobar King]

Re: Damn Squirrels!

You should consider the squirrel catapult:

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Damn Squirrels!

I can hear them running around up there all day long. I'm to the point where I'm ready to pay to have the tree cut down just to piss off the squirrels.

Oh, be careful, Brother Nobar!

Because when they're mad, they can attack from high places...like vampire bats!

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[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Damn Squirrels!

Those squirrels are stupid, you'd think that after the third or fourth go, they would get the message!... Oh! There one goes again!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Damn Squirrels!

Well, I dropped another four today. It is a little like watching the animal channel.
The first I hit (75 yards out) dropped and crawled off about ten yards. His girlfriend got all upset and was dancing about the body. Made the next kill a piece of cake. Women are so empty headed.....

[Brother V]

Re: Damn Squirrels!

You should consider the squirrel catapult:

you know what that squirrel was thinking?

http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/

YIC
V

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Damn Squirrels!

His girlfriend got all upset and was dancing about the body. Made the next kill a piece of cake.

It's too bad that, in their sole nod to decency, the pregnant mothers hide themselves away.

Because they're slower-moving when heavy like that, and easy to chase down.

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[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Damn Squirrels!

You should consider the squirrel catapult:

I thought this was funny when BibleThumpinBlonde posted it earlier in this thread. But yours is funnier.....because you are a man.

BibleThumpinBlonde...please contact a pastor to have your pre-duplicitous post deleted.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Damn Squirrels!

It's too bad that, in their sole nod to decency, the pregnant mothers hide themselves away.

Because they're slower-moving when heavy like that, and easy to chase down.

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Man M-C, that'd be a lovely shot! No body to deal with on the lawn either. The head shots are quick kills.

I admit, I feel a little guilty when I wing them and they drag the shattered limb off to die a slow and agonizing death. God wants death to be fast and sudden.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Damn Squirrels!

I admit, I feel a little guilty when I wing them and they drag the shattered limb off to die a slow and agonizing death. God wants death to be fast and sudden.

Can you make a weekend event out of it, and invite a buddy with a retriever dog over? I know it's icky to be that close to the vermin, but they should be offed for good, so there's no (angry) survivors to organize an uprising.

Maybe the dog can be trained to drop them in a deep bucket of water, with high sides?

(But going back to my earlier post, the other good thing about the pregnant ones is you're really ridding the world of 5 or 6 at a time.)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Damn Squirrels!

I'll tell you what, one of the first things that attracted me to the presidential candidacy of Mike Huckabee was his position on squirrels.