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True Christians are Perfect!
Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.
Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.
For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.
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Yours In Christ,
Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)
Further reading to help you become a True Christian™
Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!
Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.
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There is this figuring that Sister Cookie made for each of the Pastors representing how each Pastor should follow Jesus and help reach around young boys boy and help them handle their bats when the game is on the line:

And while some people think it isn't art, we would be remiss if we did not include the annual lawn display at Brother Hutchins' place:
Yours In Christ,
Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)
Further reading to help you become a True Christian™
Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!
Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.
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This picture didn't need to be captioned, as the artwork speaks for itself; however with so many anti-Christian captions befouling the Internet, it is heartening to see that Christians are bringing some class to the game.
True Christians are Perfect!
Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.
Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.
For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.
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Yours In Christ,
Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)
Further reading to help you become a True Christian™
Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!
Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.
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Church nursery art is often underrated -- look at this cheerful rendering of Jesus, welcoming children into His daycare with His lovely smile. He has those good, strong, big teeth that Americans are renowned for.
True Christians are Perfect!
Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.
Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.
For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.
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Oh my goodness, I had completely forgotten I'd taken that ceramics class!Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View PostThere is this figuring that Sister Cookie made for each of the Pastors representing how each Pastor should follow Jesus and help reach around young boys and help them handle their bats when the game is on the line:

I'm so touched that my figurines are still in use, and discussed
Thank you, Brother Gabe, you really made my day!
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i founds some photograffy arts all abouts the lurve of lord Jesus
, here be a pickture that say even tho homo folks be a abominashun to lord Jesus, he will forgives them wiv open arms if they repents 
there be no other messages in the pickture
an if you sees a differint message that be just cuz you gots a dirty minds
, an i rebukes you in the name of lord Christ!
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I must say, I am quite surprised they got Jesus to pose for that picture. What a trouper!
He is indeed benevolent and forgiving, WHEN the cause is just.
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I created this handout a while ago to distribute at rallies where queers might congregate. You know, Democratic party events, civil rights gatherings, anti-war rallies and the like.
Anyway, I thought it would be nice to post it again, to show that images of Jesus can be used to do more than just inspire people, they can also be used to teach!
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Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!

God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!
Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!
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Stop right there. I'm sure you mean well, but that is a terrible ANTI-Christian painting!!!Originally posted by peterjohansson View PostSome high quality pictures for Jesus. Enjoy them, Brothers and Sisters.

The painting is taken from the so-called Gospel Art Book and if you look at the bottom of this page, you'll see it's supposed to illustrate Alma 5:37–42. And where do you find "Alma 5:37–42"?
I'll tell you where you will find "Alma 5:37–42": In the drunken, blasphemous ramblings of Joseph Smith, also known as the ANTI-Christian Book of Mormon. The artist (that's "art" with capital F), Del Larson, is quote "well known for his Latter-day Saint (LDS) themed paintings" unquote.
Let's try to keep this thread clean, shall we?
A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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i lurve them bootiful comick book arts wiv true christain™ messages
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Some of these are so moving. This one particulalry. I think the Lord would have made a great anaesthetist had he chosen to be.Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
Thank you everyone for the inspirational pictures. I'm so thrilled I could have an art attack myself.Lamentations 3:1I Am the man that hath seene affliction by the rod of his WRATH. Yours in Christ, McUinnean, of that Ilk.
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THE POINTLESSNESS OF ATHEISM: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives? - The Landover Baptist Church Forums
MINOR 'DISABILITIES': Is DYSLEXIA a curse from God or is it CURABLE? - The Landover Baptist Church Forums
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Originally posted by Mr.Lost Sheep McUinnean View PostI'm so thrilled I could have an art attack myself.
i no what you mean, Mr.Lost Sheeps! i prays you posts some picktures real soons cuz i needs to quit bogartin the thread
. here be a bootiful pickture that i were gonna put in my albums but the pickture were to bigs

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This is no bad reflection on our wonderful Landover Pastors, but just looking at the beautiful pictures of our Savior here is like going to church.
This thread is a Blessing !!Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.
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