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  • Hitoshi
    Professor of Engrish
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 446

    #316
    Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

    Originally posted by JennyD View Post
    I understand that Pokemon is all about surreptitiously converting American children to Shin-toeism, but I'm still not sure what it IS.
    okay Shinto is have many god but is only one supreme god who was create everything. we are believe everything have spirit and is part of god so we are have great respect for nature. important part of Shinto is for be pure (inside and out). We believe in good heart and clean body. also we are much honor our ancestor and parent (family is important okay). we are also like go to shrine for reflect and prayer (mountain Fuji is great shrine). reincarnation is part of Shinto but focus is on self (be pure) and family (repect).

    you are much curious about Pokemon and Shinto! now I have question for you. how are you like get pokey by this mon



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    • Old Man Hatchet
      Super Moderator
      Beloved Church Elder
      World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2084

      #317
      Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

      Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
      (silly, superstitious beliefs removed)

      you are much curious about Pokemon and Shinto! now I have question for you. how are you like get pokey by this mon

      (disgusting, poorly-done, photoshopped picture and Satanic, Japanese anime removed)
      You were warned about hitting on True Christian™ women, you filthy Nip. You're on thin ice.

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      • Hitoshi
        Professor of Engrish
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 446

        #318
        Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

        Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
        You were warned about hitting on True Christian™ women, you filthy Nip. You're on thin ice.
        sorry I promise I am try for control of c*ck (I am not know if this word is offend english is second language).
        Last edited by Old Man Hatchet; 03-07-2008, 12:36 PM. Reason: profanity edited

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        • Captain Planet
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Mar 2008
          • 8

          #319
          Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

          Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
          okay Shinto is have many god but is only one supreme god who was create everything. we are believe everything have spirit and is part of god so we are have great respect for nature. important part of Shinto is for be pure (inside and out). We believe in good heart and clean body. also we are much honor our ancestor and parent (family is important okay). we are also like go to shrine for reflect and prayer (mountain Fuji is great shrine). reincarnation is part of Shinto but focus is on self (be pure) and family (repect).

          you are much curious about Pokemon and Shinto! now I have question for you. how are you like get pokey by this mon



          Mmmmmm....I'd take that trooper in my pooper.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #320
            Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

            Originally posted by Captain Planet View Post
            Mmmmmm....I'd take that trooper in my pooper.
            Pal, we are a Christian forum, and not interested in your perverted lifestyle choices.

            Did you know that God hates sodomites like you? I hope you'll accept Christ today and let Him wash your disgusting sins away with His sweet Blood.

            Amen!!
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Dwayne DeKalb
              Unsaved trash, hippie dopehead
              • Nov 2006
              • 156

              #321
              Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

              Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
              okay Shinto is have many god but is only one supreme god who was create everything. we are believe everything have spirit and is part of god so we are have great respect for nature. important part of Shinto is for be pure (inside and out). We believe in good heart and clean body. also we are much honor our ancestor and parent (family is important okay). we are also like go to shrine for reflect and prayer (mountain Fuji is great shrine). reincarnation is part of Shinto but focus is on self (be pure) and family (repect).
              Well, I found this stuff about Shintoism really fascinating. It could just be because I'm high though. I'll read it again after the ganja has worn off.

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              • Dwayne DeKalb
                Unsaved trash, hippie dopehead
                • Nov 2006
                • 156

                #322
                Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                You guys have trippy smilies.

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                • Uri Tardehd
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 59

                  #323
                  Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                  Is that a fish hook in Shitoshi's nipple? Don't you know how to cast a fishing line? I thought Japanese were fishermen.
                  If you buy a Hebrew servant, he is to serve you for six years.

                  Exodus 21:2.5

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                  • lilpentecostalgirl
                    Trailer "Christian"
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 279

                    #324
                    Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                    Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                    okay first I am not have buck teeth and no body friend or family is have buck teeth give me break. Second chop sooey is CHINESE not Japanese and is not traditional but made by chinese immigrant in america. So really is AMERICAN food so you are know more than me.

                    you are not have clue about other culture and needing for learn. you thinking everything not american is bad so you make jesus american. okay but picture I am alway see show jesus skinny. if jesus american he is look this

                    [ATTACH]192[/ATTACH]

                    you are need ACCEPT other culture and for give of RESPECT.
                    You just made Jesus cry! Enjoy hell yellow monkey.

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                    • Mr Godwin
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 123

                      #325
                      Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                      Originally posted by Ali al-Rashid View Post

                      The houri are beautiful, unspoiled women granted to one in Paradise. Muslim sisters receive male equivalents.
                      Excuse me. Just poking my nose in to see what's happening. So you're saying there's a lot of hanky panky going on up there in sandcrawers' paradise. Excuse me. Just trying to make sense out of this. So you're saying that this goes on for all eternity? What happens when the 72 virgins for each person are used up? How can there be that many houri? Does Allah keep creating more when the used ones are all washed up? So to speak. Then what, napkin face?
                      Read your Bible, boys and girls. Jesus likes educated people. That's my take on it.

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                      • lilpentecostalgirl
                        Trailer "Christian"
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 279

                        #326
                        Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                        Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                        I am happy wash lady underwear (am have panty fetish okay am not embarrass is total healthy normal). silk is favorite but also am like boy short hubba bubba!



                        giddy up! I like for be home on her range!


                        I am wait for answer
                        How dare you talk like that to a little girl you perv and do not send anymore porn, God hate porn

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                        • Ali al-Rashid
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Mar 2008
                          • 68

                          #327
                          Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                          Originally posted by Mr Godwin View Post
                          Excuse me. Just poking my nose in to see what's happening. So you're saying there's a lot of hanky panky going on up there in sandcrawers' paradise. Excuse me. Just trying to make sense out of this. So you're saying that this goes on for all eternity? What happens when the 72 virgins for each person are used up? How can there be that many houri? Does Allah keep creating more when the used ones are all washed up? So to speak. Then what, napkin face?
                          The houri are renewed for each person.

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                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621

                            #328
                            Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                            Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                            now I am like ask about muslim religion. specific I am want ask about 72 virgin.
                            Why do you ask? Are you scared that you'll have to spend your afterlife as some towelhead terrorist's seventy-second sex slave?
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • Mr Godwin
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 123

                              #329
                              Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                              Originally posted by Ali al-Rashid View Post

                              The houri are renewed for each person.
                              Is that so? Well that's just nifty. I'm impressed.
                              Read your Bible, boys and girls. Jesus likes educated people. That's my take on it.

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                              • JennyD
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Sweet Placid Sister
                                Forum Member
                                • Dec 2007
                                • 9567

                                #330
                                Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

                                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                Why do you ask? Are you scared that you'll have to spend your afterlife as some towelhead terrorist's seventy-second sex slave?
                                That WOULD be rather hard on Hitoshi. Er, so to speak.

                                But don't worry, I've no doubt he'd push his way straight to the front of the line!
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