[MisterM]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

The jew falls down with a bullet in his head. Hitler is scared and watches his back. A young jewish boy is smiling and says: "Can i have the 50 cents...?"

That was so hilarious that I almost relieved myself in my pants. My abs cramped
from laughing.

Can I tell this joke to one of my customers? Ben appreciates good laugh.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

That was so hilarious that I almost relieved myself in my pants. My abs cramped
from laughing.

Can I tell this joke to one of my customers? Ben appreciates good laugh.

Feel free to use it. Some of my TrueChristian™ jokes would surely enrich the culture of island.

Last one for today:


Auschwitz 1943:

3 young children hiding in a fecal sewage. A man comes in and one of the children whispers:" Hey you.. can you help us the nazis selecting ppl to die we are hiding here. Can you help us?"

The man looks down into the toilet and sees the children. He says:" I would help you kids but, im actually working on my new movie Schindlers List and i don't think its a good idea to piss people off."

This joke is copyrighted by titus tempelton.

[proteastantguy]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

Why do Joos have big noses? Because air is free

[Cursed]

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Why did so many germans, poles, czechs, and other europeans help the nazis kill the jews?

Because getting rid of vermin is common sense!

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

What a wonderfull, wonderfull sunset over Auschwitz. The year is 1942.
A young jewish girl knocks at the door of the camp commander.

"Who's there?" a man shouts. "Hello Camp Commander Templeton, my name is Anne Frank. I am living in Block B. I...I need your help.." she says.

The Camp Commander opens the door, he looks down on the little jewish girl.
"Oh wow Mr. Camp Commander, you have so much gold on your uniform!" she smiles at him. He took a closer look at her, then he asks :" What do you want?"

She tells him that she is searching for her parents. They are missing since three days and that she is in fear.

"Ok come in" he tells her. A small sunbeam falls threw the window and Anne Frank feels unwell.

"How old are you, young girl?" He tooks a bottle of Beer and fills it into a glas. "I am 9 years old Camp Commander Templeton!"
"Hm..." hes starring at his glas." I will help you but before that, can you grant me a wish?"

She falls on her knees and starts crying:" I will do everything for you. But please i want my parents back!"

The camp commander watches her very conzentrated. "Ok young girl. I want you to put off your slip. And after that i want you to poop on my floor. Do you got that?"

Her eyes are totally shocked. But she had no choice. She puts down her slip and pooped on the floor.

"Please tell me now. Do you know where my parents are.." she cries histerically.

The camp commander starts smilling. We killed your parents two days ago, made them into small peaces and we have fried them.
My young jewish girl, you have shit out your parents.


This joke is copyrighted by Titus Templeton

[Cursed]

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Upon hearing this news, Anne Frank gasps and starts to spread her shit all over the floor with her hands.

"What are you doing, girl?" demands the commander.

"Where is their jew gold? I must have it! Where is my gold?" she wails.

She hears a jingling and her whole demeanor changes. She claps with glee as the camp commander holds a bag of gold out.

She's rapt, mouth hanging open. "So this is why you were concerned, wasn't it, jewess?" he says, dangling the bag of gold before her.

"Yes!" says Anne Frank. "I'll do anything for it. Anything!"

"And that is why you must die." says the noble commander.

[MountainFool]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

What do you call people making fun of millions of people being killed for no reason?

Sick.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

Why did you even open a joke thread if you don't have a sense of humor?

That's retarded.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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[godismighty]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

why did the jews want to go to to the concentratio ncamps? they heard they would get free food

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

What do you call people making fun of millions of people being killed for no reason?

Sick.

What are you talking about? The holocaust is a well-known joo lie. Sure, Hitler killed a few hundred of them, but they did have it coming, you have to admit that.


Take a look at THIS.

[James Hutchins]

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What do you call people making fun of millions of people being killed for no reason?

Sick.

I agree.
There is always be a good reason for God to perform His miracles.

The joos were sucking up all the air with thier hook noses!

[proteastantguy]

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I agree.
There is always be a good reason for God to perform His miracles.

The joos were sucking up all the air with thier hook noses!

Of course He has reasons to do what He does. If it wasn't because joos where so greedy, and killed Jesus Christ himself, God wouldn't have smited them this way.

[godismighty]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

Of course He has reasons to do what He does. If it wasn't because joos where so greedy, and killed Jesus Christ himself, God wouldn't have smited them this way.

Now mr.protestantguy have you ever read john 19.



well here goes another.

how many joos are needed to come up with the holocaust?

1

[DrunkIrishAtheist]

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You stupid sick ignorant cultists. God hates your fucking guts.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You stupid sick ignorant cultists. God hates your piffleing guts.

Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel