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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #5686
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post

    EMERGENCY!!!!

    Emergency exorcism!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Faith_Machine
        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 10052
        #5687
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Emergency exorcism!
        "Prophet and church overseer?"

        OK, sorry, I shouldn't disrupt the game.

        How bout...

        False Christians fighting real demons!
        WARNING:
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          • Kristin Marlow
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Jun 2011
            • 74
            #5688
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
            "Prophet and church overseer?"

            OK, sorry, I shouldn't disrupt the game.

            How bout...

            False Christians fighting real demons!
            Catlick "exorcism"
            Matthew 9:12-13
            (12) But when Jesus heard [that], he said unto them, They that be whole need not a physician, but they that are sick.
            (13) But go ye and learn what [that] meaneth, I will have mercy, and not sacrifice: for I am not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.

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              • Youth Minister Harry
                Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2011
                • 832
                #5689
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Kristin Marlow View Post
                Catlick "exorcism"
                Catlick Exercycle

                Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
                -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556
                    #5690
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Youth Minister Harry View Post
                    Catlick Exercycle
                    Papist stinkbombs

                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Titus Templeton
                        Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                        Jesus macht frei
                        True Christian™
                        • Aug 2010
                        • 5912
                        #5691
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Papist stinkbombs
                        fascists
                        -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                        -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                        -Holocaust Jokes
                        -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                        -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                        -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                        -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                        -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                          • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                            Claims not to be a dago slut
                            Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 1307
                            #5692
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                            fascists
                            Racists
                            Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                            My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                            - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                True Christian™
                                • May 2010
                                • 8337
                                #5693
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                                Racists
                                unsaved
                                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

                                  Comment

                                  • Titus Templeton
                                    Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                                    Jesus macht frei
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Aug 2010
                                    • 5912
                                    #5694
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                                    unsaved
                                    Benjamin Netanjahu
                                    -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                                    -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                                    -Holocaust Jokes
                                    -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                                    -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                                    -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                                    -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                                    -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

                                      Comment

                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78556
                                        #5695
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                                        Benjamin Netanjahu
                                        Filthy joos
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

                                          Comment

                                          • Faith_Machine
                                            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Mar 2011
                                            • 10052
                                            #5696
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            child dismemberers
                                            WARNING:
                                            In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                                            REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                                              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                                True Christian™
                                                • May 2010
                                                • 8337
                                                #5697
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                                child dismemberers
                                                Christ killers(Joos)
                                                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

                                                  Comment

                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78556
                                                    #5698
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                                                    Christ killers(Joos)
                                                    Christ's temporary suffering for my sins
                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

                                                      Comment

                                                      • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                                        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                                        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                                        Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • May 2010
                                                        • 8337
                                                        #5699
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                        Christ's temporary suffering for my sins
                                                        Three whole days.

                                                        John 2:19

                                                        King James Version (KJV)

                                                        19Jesus answered and said unto them, Destroy this temple, and in three days I will raise it up.
                                                        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

                                                          Comment

                                                          • Sister Kitty
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Mar 2010
                                                            • 857
                                                            #5700
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                                                            Three whole days.

                                                            Carmaggedon
                                                            Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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