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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10049
    #6556
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Josh Blount View Post
    Caytlick Priests
    The subtle but unmistakable smell of alcohol.
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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22355
        #6557
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
        The unmistakable smell of alcohol.
        The Democratic National Convention
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10049
            #6558
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
            The Democratic National Convention
            The unmistakable smell of cat hair and patchouli oil.
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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78552
                #6559
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                The unmistakable smell of cat hair and patchouli oil.
                The bag of witch genitalia I keep in my rectory.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Faith_Machine
                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 10049
                    #6560
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    The bag of witch genitalia I keep in my rectory.
                    Something you should put in Freehold's next Hell House to give the kiddies a little thrill.
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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78552
                        #6561
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                        Something you should put in Freehold's next Hell House to give the kiddies a little thrill.
                        More aborted fetuses (feti? ) than last year.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Zechariah Smyth
                            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                            True Christian™
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 15251
                            #6562
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            More aborted fetuses (feti? ) than last year.
                            demoncrat wet dream
                            sigpic

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                              • Faith_Machine
                                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Mar 2011
                                • 10049
                                #6563
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                                demoncrat wet dream
                                four more years

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                                  • Josh Blount
                                    Forum Member
                                    Forum Member
                                    • Oct 2011
                                    • 31
                                    #6564
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                    four more years

                                    America in ashes
                                    The Pope: Satan incarnate- 2 Corinthians 11:13-15
                                    "13 For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into apostles of Christ. 14 And no wonder! For Satan himself transforms himself into an angel of light. 15 Therefore it is no great thing if his ministers also transform themselves into ministers of righteousness, whose end will be according to their works."

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                                      • Faith_Machine
                                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Mar 2011
                                        • 10049
                                        #6565
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Josh Blount View Post
                                        America in ashes
                                        Catholics smearing stuff on their foreheads
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                                          • Redeemed Papist
                                            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Jul 2011
                                            • 10409
                                            #6566
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                            Catholics smearing stuff on their foreheads
                                            bukkake
                                            sigpic
                                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                                            The truth about volcanos
                                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                                              • Jack O'fagan
                                                With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Feb 2011
                                                • 4836
                                                #6567
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                                                bukkake
                                                noodles
                                                Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                                                sigpic

                                                I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                                                  • James Hutchins
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                                     
                                                    • Jun 2009
                                                    • 29445
                                                    #6568
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                                                    noodles
                                                    slant food
                                                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                                      • Faith_Machine
                                                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Mar 2011
                                                        • 10049
                                                        #6569
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                                        slant food
                                                        the neighbor's dog
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                                                          • Josh Blount
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • Oct 2011
                                                            • 31
                                                            #6570
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                                            the neighbor's dog
                                                            An atheist's butt buddy
                                                            The Pope: Satan incarnate- 2 Corinthians 11:13-15
                                                            "13 For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into apostles of Christ. 14 And no wonder! For Satan himself transforms himself into an angel of light. 15 Therefore it is no great thing if his ministers also transform themselves into ministers of righteousness, whose end will be according to their works."

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