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  • #8671
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    Everything deep fried
    A suckling pig with an apple in his mouth....
    -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
    -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
    -Holocaust Jokes
    -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
    -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
    -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
    -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
    -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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    • #8672
      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

      Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
      A suckling pig with an apple in his mouth....
      1 Samuel 15:3
      Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep,
      camel and ass.


      A suckling pagan baby with a sword through it's mouth.....
      Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

      sigpic

      I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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      • #8673
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
        1 Samuel 15:3
        Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep,
        camel and ass.


        A suckling pagan baby with a sword through it's mouth.....
        things that have to be done
        -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
        -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
        -Holocaust Jokes
        -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
        -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
        -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
        -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
        -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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        • #8674
          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

          Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
          things that have to be done
          Spreading the Truth(r)

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          • #8675
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
            Spreading the Truth®
            Landover Baptist Church, LLC
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • #8676
              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              Landover Baptist Church, LLC
              Guaranteed Salvation Since 1620 (R).
              The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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              • #8677
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                Guaranteed Salvation Since 1620 ®.
                The ONLY church that follows ALL of The Bible.

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                Hot Must ReadThreads!


                Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                • #8678
                  Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                  Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                  The ONLY church that follows ALL of The Bible.
                  No Catholics!
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • #8679
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                    No Catholics!
                    No altar boys walking funny.
                    WARNING:
                    In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                    REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                    • #8680
                      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                      No altar boys walking funny.
                      the priest's monstrance
                      Come climb my mountains.

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                      • #8681
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                        No altar boys walking funny.
                        No rosary beads, appropriately or inappropriately used.

                        Edit: Oops.

                        Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                        the priest's monstrance
                        Something better kept under the priest's robes.
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • #8682
                          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                          No rosary beads, appropriately or inappropriately used.

                          Edit: Oops.


                          Something better kept under the priest's robes.

                          Fishnets
                          Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                          sigpic

                          I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                          • #8683
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                            Fishnets
                            Garters. rowr

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                            • #8684
                              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                              Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                              Garters. rowr
                              british orders
                              Come climb my mountains.

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                              • #8685
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                                Fishnets
                                chink fishing
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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